BananaMash Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I'd like to submit a universal application to all of you for the position of "friend". I may not have a lot of experience in my short 20 years, but I feel like I can be an excellent addition to your social circle. Pros of adding BananaMash to your social circle: I frequently bring pizza and/or beer to social events, and share. I'm really bad at video games, so every time we play together you'll feel better about yourself. I'm pretty tall, so if you're short and can't reach your moms cookies or Kool-aid I can probably reach them for you. I'll listen to you talk regardless of how dumb your story is purely because I don't have much to say. I don't watch TV aside from sports, so you get to pick what we watch! Yay! I am a good cook. Cons of adding BananaMash to your social circle: I make a really big mess when I cook, and really don't like cleaning it up. I may make childish jokes about having sex with your mother (even though I most likely never have). I can be a jerk. I'll probably ask you for gas money if I have to drive you around too much. Please reply as soon as possible if you have any friendship openings. Socializing in real life is too hard, so I've come to CDC to pick from the low hanging fruit. Thanks, I look forward to being your friend. Link to comment
canucklax Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 What duties did your previous friendships include? Link to comment
Caboose Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I may have an internship available. What are your thoughts on the Leafs? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 What duties did your previous friendships include? Not much. I mainly just played defense in floor hockey for them. I may have an internship available. What are your thoughts on the Leafs? I really don't like Kadri, but I don't hate the Leafs as a whole. Link to comment
canucklax Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 What duties did your previous friendships include? I apologize for this being a leading question as it implies previous friendships Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 I apologize for this being a leading question as it implies previous friendships Get out of my thread, Lax. :'( Link to comment
Caboose Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I apologize for this being a leading question as it implies previous friendships When will the lax/VC tandem be making their pick. My GMs are frothing at the mouth Link to comment
canucks155 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I'd like to submit a universal application to all of you for the position of "friend". I may not have a lot of experience in my short 20 years, but I feel like I can be an excellent addition to your social circle. Pros of adding BananaMash to your social circle: I frequently bring pizza and/or beer to social events, and share. I'm really bad at video games, so every time we play together you'll feel better about yourself. I'm pretty tall, so if you're short and can't reach your moms cookies or Kool-aid I can probably reach them for you. I'll listen to you talk regardless of how dumb your story is purely because I don't have much to say. I don't watch TV aside from sports, so you get to pick what we watch! Yay! I am a good cook. Cons of adding BananaMash to your social circle: I make a really big mess when I cook, and really don't like cleaning it up. I may make childish jokes about having sex with your mother (even though I most likely never have). I can be a jerk. I'll probably ask you for gas money if I have to drive you around too much. Please reply as soon as possible if you have any friendship openings. Socializing in real life is too hard, so I've come to CDC to pick from the low hanging fruit. Thanks, I look forward to being your friend. +1 just for this, lol Link to comment
Spoderman Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 How often would we play miniGILF? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 How often would we play miniGILF? 3 times a week, as long as you provide a GILF who is under 5'2". Link to comment
Spoderman Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 3 times a week, as long as you provide a GILF who is under 5'2". I'll have to call the agency bb. Should I bring the tarp? Link to comment
canucklax Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 When will the lax/VC tandem be making their pick. My GMs are frothing at the mouth to quote VC...."lul" Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 I'll have to call the agency bb. Should I bring the tarp? Bring two. Link to comment
Nicklas Bo Hunter Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 how do you feel about Jensen? Link to comment
Tom Sestito Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 ur a dummy learn to hax n we can b friends k Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 how do you feel about Jensen? I was disappointed in his performance in the AHL for a large part of this season. However, I think he showed some positive improvement later in the year and with the Canucks. I think he could be a solid 2nd line player going forward. ur a dummy learn to hax n we can b friends k No, go away. >:[ Link to comment
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