Desjardins' Mustache Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 So, tweet it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horvat 53 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 #1: My contract sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asian player Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 my #1 source is Jason Botchford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outsiders Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Weird topic but ill go with it #1 Follow my buddys twitter account @____________ #2 The Vancouver Canucks have a underrated prospect group #3 BREAKING - CANUCKS HAVE TRADED --- Burrows,Hansen,Lack,Matthias, 1st to WPG for Kane and Wheeler #4 Darren Dreger is the worst insider ever #5 Botch is on point lately #thatsafirst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disaronno Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "I will be taken my talents to Sportsnet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuktravella Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 tanev markstrom and hansen traded for nyquist higgins and edler for pulock and martin and a 2nd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desjardins' Mustache Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 Tell everybody his twitter password Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweathog Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 #1 Kesler has been waived by Anaheim #2 Buffalo has claimed Kesler off waivers #3 Canucks traded Edler for Crosby, Pouliot, and a 1st #4 Pens agree to pay 50% of Crosby's salary for duration of his contract #5 S.Weber refusing to play for Preds, demands trade to VAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex the Great Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 1) Go outside. It's summer time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 #1 Pierre McGuire creeps me out. #2 Darren Dreger is really Eklund. He just likes making money. #3 I am Tiger Singh. #4 What am I doing on a network with no NHL? #5 I got drunk in the mid-70's with a supermodel and as a result Jennifer Hedger is my love child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Never seen Gary Betman and Sesame Streets Count von Count in the same room at the same time...just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tystick Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 My 5 tweets would be a series: 1) Hearing talks are heating up between Penguins and Leafs. 2) WOW something heavy in the works, told core player is not happy. Demanding trade NOW. Stay Tuned. 3) Regarding Pitts/Tor talks, I'm told BIG pieces are coming back to TOR. And I mean BIG. 4) Unbelievable! Crosby and Malkin are Leafs! Done deal. 5) LOL'z jk Toronto! HAHAHAHAHAHA #trollin' Leaf fans be like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troygamblefan Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Suck my D***, Ron Jeremy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoaltenderInterference Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 1. Sidney Crosby has decided to retire and open a gourmet restaurant in Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia. 2. Team Canada will not participate in the 2018 Winter Olympics. 3. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall have all demanded trades due to disagreements with management and the direction the team is taking. 4. The Arizona Coyotes will be moved to New Mexico, and henceforth be referred to as the Albuquerque Coyotes. 5. The number 99 will be available for use again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gross-Misconduct Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Some loser just started the dumbest thread ever #cdc #getalife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Marchand Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 1. Darren Dreger sleeps with Dave Nonis regularly 2. James Duthie is strombone1 3. The Oilers have fired Kevin Lowe 4. Ryan Kesler's wife was the one who demanded a trade 5. David Clarkson has been traded to Boston for Tuukka Rask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5Fivehole0 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 #1 i have an announcement to make. #2 it involves a trade #3 there were multiple parties involved #4 are you ready? #5 I traded my password to twitter for a sports magazine that I traded to botchford so he could have "insider" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHodgson9 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 - Dave Nonis has been fired by the Leafs- Darren Dreger has been fired and is no longer an insider- Dave Nonis has been hired in Calgary as an executive- Being told Dreger is offering sexual favors in exchange for meals.- Being told Dreger going hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckFanForever1123 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 1. Ducks trade Getzlaf, Lindholm, and Perry to Canucks for the remaining 800K per year of Luongo's salary. 2. Pens trade Malkin and Crosby to Canucks for directions to Zack Kassian's missing tooth. 3. NHL decides to permanently waive the salary cap for the Vancouver Canucks, so they can spend endless money. 4. Congrats to the 2044-2045 Vancouver Canucks on their 30th straight Stanley Cup Championship. 5. Congrats to the Sedin brothers for setting the single season points record at 3,862 points each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Never seen Gary Betman and Sesame Streets Count von Count in the same room at the same time...just sayin' I vill count the money! Vone dollar, Two dollars, Three dollars, Four Dollars ah ha hah ha ha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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