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You are given Bob Mckenzie's twitter password, and are able to tweet 5 things. What are they?


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Weird topic but ill go with it

#1 Follow my buddys twitter account @____________

#2 The Vancouver Canucks have a underrated prospect group

#3 BREAKING - CANUCKS HAVE TRADED --- Burrows,Hansen,Lack,Matthias, 1st to WPG for Kane and Wheeler

#4 Darren Dreger is the worst insider ever

#5 Botch is on point lately #thatsafirst

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#1 Kesler has been waived by Anaheim

#2 Buffalo has claimed Kesler off waivers

#3 Canucks traded Edler for Crosby, Pouliot, and a 1st

#4 Pens agree to pay 50% of Crosby's salary for duration of his contract

#5 S.Weber refusing to play for Preds, demands trade to VAN

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#1 Pierre McGuire creeps me out.

#2 Darren Dreger is really Eklund. He just likes making money.

#3 I am Tiger Singh.

#4 What am I doing on a network with no NHL?

#5 I got drunk in the mid-70's with a supermodel and as a result Jennifer Hedger is my love child.

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My 5 tweets would be a series:

1) Hearing talks are heating up between Penguins and Leafs.

2) WOW something heavy in the works, told core player is not happy. Demanding trade NOW. Stay Tuned.

3) Regarding Pitts/Tor talks, I'm told BIG pieces are coming back to TOR. And I mean BIG.

4) Unbelievable! Crosby and Malkin are Leafs! Done deal.

5) LOL'z jk Toronto! HAHAHAHAHAHA #trollin'

Leaf fans be like:

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1. Sidney Crosby has decided to retire and open a gourmet restaurant in Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia.

2. Team Canada will not participate in the 2018 Winter Olympics.

3. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall have all demanded trades due to disagreements with management and the direction the team is taking.

4. The Arizona Coyotes will be moved to New Mexico, and henceforth be referred to as the Albuquerque Coyotes.

5. The number 99 will be available for use again.

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- Dave Nonis has been fired by the Leafs

- Darren Dreger has been fired and is no longer an insider

- Dave Nonis has been hired in Calgary as an executive

- Being told Dreger is offering sexual favors in exchange for meals.

- Being told Dreger going hungry.

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1. Ducks trade Getzlaf, Lindholm, and Perry to Canucks for the remaining 800K per year of Luongo's salary.

2. Pens trade Malkin and Crosby to Canucks for directions to Zack Kassian's missing tooth.

3. NHL decides to permanently waive the salary cap for the Vancouver Canucks, so they can spend endless money.

4. Congrats to the 2044-2045 Vancouver Canucks on their 30th straight Stanley Cup Championship.

5. Congrats to the Sedin brothers for setting the single season points record at 3,862 points each.

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