Gross-Misconduct Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I once threw a raccoon that I infected with Rabies, Aids and Herpes into BananaMash's house. seriously? Link to comment
CanuckFanForever1123 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 My friend texted me a few days ago while I was at a casino asking me what I was up to, and I lied and said I was at a museum, because my friend thinks I have a gambling problem. I made $200 that day. Don't really see what the "problem" is. Link to comment
Kryten Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 seriously? It seemed like a good idea at the time. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 My friend texted me a few days ago while I was at a casino asking me what I was up to, and I lied and said I was at a museum, because my friend thinks I have a gambling problem. I made $200 that day. Don't really see what the "problem" is. if your friend thinks that winning is a problem, then by god, go tell that guy to do something better with his time Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 My confession..... I used to rob people as an undercover cop. Link to comment
jdatb Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 My friend texted me a few days ago while I was at a casino asking me what I was up to, and I lied and said I was at a museum, because my friend thinks I have a gambling problem. I made $200 that day. Don't really see what the "problem" is. Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I take great pleasure in sneering at the girls who bullied me for my lips as a kid when they make duck faces and pout now. Link to comment
avelanch Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 i once pooped in a playground when i was 3. 1 Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) i once pooped in a playground when i was 3. I once pooped in a playground when I was 20. Edited August 22, 2014 by Jägermeister 1 Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 i once pooped in a playground when i was 3. why do people feel the need to make up stories? Link to comment
jdatb Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 why do people feel the need to make up stories? I know man. It's always so shocking when something you read on the internet turns out to be untrue. Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I know man. It's always so shocking when something you read on the internet turns out to be untrue. Why are people like that? Link to comment
avelanch Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 my poop story is 100% legit. Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 This girl in high school pooped her pants from a bad stomach flu in grade 8 but even to this day years after we graduated she's still referred to as the girl who crapped her pants in humanities class. Almost a decade yet burned into our collective memory as a graduate class Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 This girl in high school pooped her pants from a bad stomach flu in grade 8 but even to this day years after we graduated she's still referred to as the girl who crapped her pants in humanities class. Almost a decade yet burned into our collective memory as a graduate class Normally I would laugh at that, but after what I've been through, I cannot laugh at that. Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Normally I would laugh at that, but after what I've been through, I cannot laugh at that. Don't leave me hanging. Did this happen to you as well? Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Don't leave me hanging. Did this happen to you as well? Well I didn't crap my pants. But I had an awful colon condition. Link to comment
Mr. Ambien Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I like the way your posts kind of blend together to tell another story.. Don't leave me hanging. Did this happen to you as well? .. said the turd.. Well I didn't crap my pants. But I had an awful colon condition. .. and the lord's throne hath been desecrated. Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I like the way your posts kind of blend together to tell another story.. .. said the turd.. .. and the lord's throne hath been desecrated. As promised, you're drunk tonight. Welcome to WN. Perfect initiation post Link to comment
Mr. Ambien Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 As promised, you're drunk tonight. Welcome to WN. Perfect initiation post I bet if I hadn't told you I'd be, you'd have never known. Link to comment
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