BananaMash Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 So, I'd like to start offering myself as a rental friend/date. I think a fair rate would be like $14/hour, and basically I'd pretend to be your friend for however many hows you want, or your date. So like, would anyone be interested? Link to comment
Watermelon Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 No, jk I'll take all of them Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I dont have much disposable income. Will you work pro boner? Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Sorry, that was a typo. I meant pro bono? Link to comment
zombieksa Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I called and an oriental woman answered the phone. Your receptionist? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 I called and an oriental woman answered the phone. Your receptionist? Does mail-order bride count as a receptionist? Link to comment
Denguin Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 What services will you provide? Link to comment
aGENT Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Sorry, that was a typo. I meant pro bono? No it wasn't. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 What services will you provide? Friendship and the ability to trick your family into thinking you're not cripplingly alone. Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 No it wasn't. Link to comment
aGENT Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Don't be ashamed. Own it. OWN it. Link to comment
Down by the River Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 That's less than proposed minimums for federal government workers. You can do better. Link to comment
Spoderman Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Will you take me to see your step-aunt? Link to comment
jdatb Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 What advantages do you offer over any random college chick? Link to comment
KingAlex Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 No it wasn't. It's a joke he probably got from The Simpsons. Link to comment
shiznak Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Do you put out on the first date? If yes, do you charge extra? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Will you take me to see your step-aunt? Yeah, for an extra $3/hour. What advantages do you offer over any random college chick? You'll actually be able to get in my pants. Do you put out on the first date? If yes, do you charge extra? Yes x2. I've got a price list for sexual services. I'm not a prostitute though. Link to comment
Ghostsof1915 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Why do I think this.... Link to comment
ILL BILL NECRO Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I see what you have done here... You are trying to relive your own crippling loneliness and others at the same time, while making some money doing it.... It's a win win... Smart business plan. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 I see what you have done here... You are trying to relive your own crippling loneliness and others at the same time, while making some money doing it.... It's a win win... Smart business plan. You read me like a book. Link to comment
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