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I am pissed off right now. I don't even know why. Or maybe I do, and I am ???? pissed of thinking about the wall of text I'd have to type to give you the stupid sob story.

So what the frack am I to do instead? Let's talk about things that are just fun to hate when life hands you sweaty balls of cancerous crap. Let's create a black hole of rage in this thread here.

frack, let's start with some angry ass metal music to get in the damn mood if you aren't already. If you aren't ready to be angry, why are you even here. Get out, you fool

Muffin tops piss me the frack off, wear pants your own size fatass.

Oh, and stand in the back of the ???? bus when the bus driver tells you to. If you are the bus driver, then ???? come to the bus stop on time. Don't wait in the loop staring at me with the bus stalling when it's POURING just waiting for the minutes to tick down so you can pull up so my wet ass can enter.

If you're my micropipette, ???? decide to work from time to time when I have to transfer 1 uL of DNA sample. Why can't you work? Do you know how much time goes into every PCR you've ruined for me?

There's literally nothing in the house right now except Nutella and I've had spoonfuls. I don't know what to eat, I am hungry but completely lacking appetite. How the hell is that even possible?

Vets, stop being so damn expensive. I am worried about my cat. Speaking of my stupid cat, it does not even want to cuddle right now and I have tried everything to try and get her attention. I know I don't smell.

I can't even talk on Skype. Fucking Windows 8 is as functional as a stoned rock. It's telling me it's 11 PM right now...it's not 11, it can't be.

I think my nostrils are flared right now.

How was your day?

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Worse was in India when they never had suction bulbs for pipettes, so you had to literally suck on it like a straw with your mouth to draw the liquid. Dealing with acid was one thing, dealing with urine samples was something else altogether.

Though I've long since released most my anger towards India, lol.

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Worse was in India when they never had suction bulbs for pipettes, so you had to literally suck on it like a straw with your mouth to draw the liquid. Dealing with acid was one thing, dealing with urine samples was something else altogether.

Though I've long since released most my anger towards India, lol.

First lesson: Save the mint for after the lab.

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Worse was in India when they never had suction bulbs for pipettes, so you had to literally suck on it like a straw with your mouth to draw the liquid. Dealing with acid was one thing, dealing with urine samples was something else altogether.

Though I've long since released most my anger towards India, lol.

I had to do that with a culture of E.coli swabbed most likely from bathrooms last week, the suction bulb was all stiff so it wouldn't bend. And mentioning India just reminded me of arranged marriages, now I am pissed off all over again.

What the heck were you doing with the urine samples?

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good times now blast some tunes.

anytime i can post some epic death metal i will ...

http://youtu.be/-sQw3J7Pu2Y

http://youtu.be/twYDtssbAxc

http://youtu.be/DUs2i58iK7Y

http://youtu.be/bdXc-GxKrDE

http://youtu.be/1x4cQnDufOc

http://youtu.be/q4aRm7BpGWk

http://youtu.be/rEEkKWXAAII

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I am pissed off right now. I don't even know why. Or maybe I do, and I am ???? pissed of thinking about the wall of text I'd have to type to give you the stupid sob story.

So what the frack am I to do instead? Let's talk about things that are just fun to hate when life hands you sweaty balls of cancerous crap. Let's create a black hole of rage in this thread here.

frack, let's start with some angry ass metal music to get in the damn mood if you aren't already. If you aren't ready to be angry, why are you even here. Get out, you fool

Muffin tops piss me the frack off, wear pants your own size fatass.

Oh, and stand in the back of the ???? bus when the bus driver tells you to. If you are the bus driver, then ???? come to the bus stop on time. Don't wait in the loop staring at me with the bus stalling when it's POURING just waiting for the minutes to tick down so you can pull up so my wet ass can enter.

If you're my micropipette, ???? decide to work from time to time when I have to transfer 1 uL of DNA sample. Why can't you work? Do you know how much time goes into every PCR you've ruined for me?

There's literally nothing in the house right now except Nutella and I've had spoonfuls. I don't know what to eat, I am hungry but completely lacking appetite. How the hell is that even possible?

Vets, stop being so damn expensive. I am worried about my cat. Speaking of my stupid cat, it does not even want to cuddle right now and I have tried everything to try and get her attention. I know I don't smell.

I can't even talk on Skype. ???? Windows 8 is as functional as a stoned rock. It's telling me it's 11 PM right now...it's not 11, it can't be.

I think my nostrils are flared right now.

How was your day?

I got to arrest someone so pretty good

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