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I am ready for some Banana Lovin

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i believe in you Aladeen.

in the future you will be the first olympic diver to win gold without shaving any of his body hair. your nickname in the swimming circuits will be the blazing bush and you will be remembered for a hundred thousand years.

I don't believe in you.

i believe in you Kaz

in the future you will prove to math teachers finally that "we wont need this in real life" about grade 10-12 math is actually true. you will win a nobel prize.

I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come halfway around the world!

i believe in you Winter Soldier

in the future you will self produce a series of moderately successful youtube comedy shorts and be quite proud of what you've accomplished.

this brony must know moi future

i believe in you Twilight Sparkle

in the future you will buy a coat that you really like from a secondhand store. when you reach in the pocket you will find 100 thousand dollars in freshly printed fives.

Banana at it again. :)

i believe in you zombieksa

in the future you will open up a chain of successful convenience stores and buyout 7-11. your store will offer the slurpee in 7 fantastic varieties including banana.

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God, I need this...

i believe in you colon dee.

in the future you will finally obtain your young beautiful princess you are after. she wont even have to be a hostage. that day will be bigger to you than the day that the trix rabbit finally gets his trixs cereal. you will throw a party at a bowling ally to celebrate. also, you will invent a cure for bad hairpieces.

I am losing belief that Banana Believes in Me :sadno:

i went to take a nap because its midterm time and that makes me want to die apparently ;[

read mah palm

i believe in you I<3Huberdeau

in the future you will be the greatest foot surgeon in the world, specializing in big toes. you will fix many peoples big toes, and have your own clinic. the car you drive will be some variety of Audi.

i believe in you Brendan Gaunce.

in the future you will have the greatest bowling team of all time. you will will national, regional, local, and neighborhoodal titles. you will also be at the bowling ally where colon dee has his party, and meet eachother. you might not like him, but he will tell you about his cure for bad hairpieces if you happen to be balding and wearing a bad hairpiece.

How can I resist

i believe in you magikal

in the future you will set the world record for most pushups done in a single minute. you wont just beat the record, you will smash the record. this fame will lead to a record deal with Def Jam Recordings, where Rick Rubin will attempt to pair you with Lil Durk. in responce, you punch Rick Rubin right in his beard and take ownership of Def Jam Recordings and all assets.

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Mash my banana.

i believe in you junko go faulk yourself.

in the future you will develop a better daily pill sorting system that causes the skyrocketing of pharmaceuticals because people who were previously afraid to take drugs due to the confusing daily pill sorting systems will now be taking drugs. Pfizer will purchase the patent from you making you a multimillionaire.

Im so luvable that everyone luvs me and beliebs in me. Specially Bananasmash

i believe in you Gross-Misconduct

in the future you will create your own genre of music which millions of teenagers will consume and forget about in the span of four months. thankfully during this four months you became somewhat decently rich by performing 12 shows across the globe.

Bae pls

i believe in you florence

in the future you will develop a bigger and better line of adult toys, and be the first to have them offered for sale at places such as walmart. the reason you get them sold there is you advertise them as a childrens toy named "willy the slug". Self conscious folks everywhere rush to buy their toy for the "children".

I have two midterms coming up. Halp

i believe in you FramingDragon

in the future you will be in the far reaches of the world on vacation. you will get seperated from your tour group and find an ancient civilization thats been hiding right under our nose the whole time. the weirdest part is they speak a language similar to english, have pyramids, and claim to have spoken with aliens.

I also have two mid-terms coming up. Then a bunch more after that.

I believe in BananaMash, he will become one of the greatest visionaries the world has ever seen.

i believe in you c00kies

in the future you will be presented a job at a bagel factory which you will turn down in order to take a job at a donut factory. this happens in the time where the bagel stocks are falling and donuts are where its at. eventually you work your way up to management and have a very respectable life with a pretty wife and a handsome cat.

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i believe in you I<3Huberdeau

in the future you will be the greatest foot surgeon in the world, specializing in big toes. you will fix many peoples big toes, and have your own clinic. the car you drive will be some variety of Audi.

I don't like feet, but the Audi sounds good.

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