grumpworsley Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Never make eye contact while eating a banana Link to comment
Warhippy Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Don't look through the crack in the stall to the stall next to you Link to comment
grumpworsley Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you are out at a club dancing and the girl you are dancing with says "I have something extra for you" Just say no to the extra Link to comment
Warhippy Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There is no such thing as polite conversation at a urinal or trough Link to comment
Bissurnette Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Underwear is optional... unless you're wearing sweatpants Link to comment
ActiveDouble Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Protect your balls. No balls, no babies. Link to comment
grumpworsley Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Never try to find reason in posts on CDC after a bad loss Link to comment
Heretic Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Don't run the self clean on an oven during winter. Link to comment
Tortorella's Rant Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you're alone with a girl and ever in doubt, just whip it out. Link to comment
brilac Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 When in doubt, just talk about hockey! Everyone loves a good 'ol conversation about hockey! Link to comment
brilac Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 And for god sake, eat everything with a fork and knife, and don't put your elbows on the table! Link to comment
grumpworsley Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Don't get all pissed off at me when I say pull my finger and you do Link to comment
The Magician Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Never try to find reason in posts on CDC after a bad loss Or any loss for that matter Link to comment
grumpworsley Posted January 4, 2015 Author Share Posted January 4, 2015 Remember it is not always Zack Kassian's fault Link to comment
Amish Rake Fighter Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 penguin meat tastes like a combination of fish and chicken Link to comment
Amish Rake Fighter Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Remember it is not always Zack Kassian's fault Stop exaggerating, Osama bin Kassian is the enemy of freedom everywhere and the cause of all pain, sorrow, suffering and remorse the world over since the beginning of time and you know it. Link to comment
ice orca Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Don't piss into the wind. Link to comment
Oregon Canucky Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Dont make threats that youre not prepared to keep. Dont make promises...ever. Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Dont make threats that youre not prepared to keep. Dont make promises...ever. Go Ducks!!!!!!!! Link to comment
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