MikeyBoy44 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 There is no sex in the champagne room. Link to comment
grumpworsley Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 Never try to have the last word in a thread Link to comment
Offensive Threat Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 IF you get hit in the balls. Regardless of how it happens you have about 2 seconds before the pain kicks in. Most people waste this time doubling over waiting for it. If you drop and do push ups for a minute or 2 the pain will be very minor to non existent. Its amazing how many push ups the average guy can do if hes avoiding kicked-in-the-balls pain. If you get hit in the balls by a running chainsaw theres not enough push ups in the world but for almost any other situation this works. If you get hit there while in a fight maybe doing push up while getting pummeled isnt the answer either but then you will have to tough it out. I dont know what the medical explanation for this is but it has to do with tightening and stretching the stomach muscles. The push ups work and it amazes me how few people know about this considering how many people have balls. Link to comment
Lillooet_Hillbilly Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 ^ sounds like a trap Link to comment
canucksuberalles Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Stop exaggerating, Osama bin Kassian is the enemy of freedom everywhere and the cause of all pain, sorrow, suffering and remorse the world over since the beginning of time and you know it. Osama bin kassian....instant classic. Lawl!!! Link to comment
Gurn Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 If you accidently splash someone with water, and they say "Go ahead and get me wet, see if I care"; do not splash them again because they DO care. Link to comment
Standing_Tall#37 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 When your gf asks which of her friends you'd like to have a 3 some with.....never give 2 names Link to comment
RUPERTKBD Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Always eat you vegetables.... ....(but don't bother with the wheelchair...) Link to comment
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Always live in the present and be yourself. Easier said then done but its worth it. Link to comment
Sir Lord Baltimore Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Always live in the present That's impossible, your brain delays the information it receives so technically you're always living in the past. Link to comment
DarthNinja Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 When you're alone with a girl and ever in doubt, just whip it out. Link to comment
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