CDC Life Sim: Low Rider [FULL]

[Baer.]

oh my

[Go Faulk Yourself]

Most boring cdc life sim yet

[Kazmanian Devil]

Most boring cdc life sim yet

you all had to have nice developed countries and college degrees 

[g_bassi13]

Most boring cdc life sim yet

Too early to judge. You're crazy if you think living in a constant warzone won't take its toll. Your shekels won't be worth a mashugana if it doesn't stop.

[Kazmanian Devil]

Age 30 - 35: Do For Love

Jazz

Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: School Administrator
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Leva Karpov
Net Worth: -432,516 rubles
Notes: Released from prison. Became a school administrator. Your home was burglarized, but they didn't take anything; apparently the guys from Home Alone made it to Russia.

EdlerBerry

Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Soldier
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: Former Smoker
Relationship: Married to Checheg Batmuntch
Net Worth: 590,260 tukriks
Notes: Gave up drugs. Lost 4,500,000 tukriks to famine.

Grape

Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Marketing Director
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: Smoker
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 160,479 krona
Notes: Had a peptic ulcer.

Vrienzy

Name: Armando Perez
Residency: Moca, Dominican Republic
Job: Foreman
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: Epilepsy
Relationship: Married to Yolanda Perez
Net Worth: 550,367 pesos
Notes: You have died in a flood at age 32.

RIP Armando Perez

Bae

Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Materials Clerk
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: Drug Addict
Relationship: Married to Frank Lawson
Net Worth: 28,796 dollars
Notes: Became addicted to illicit drugs.

Alchemy Time

Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Artist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Esperanza Velasquez
Net Worth: 188,659 pesos
Notes: Got assaulted.

gbassi

Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Student
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Verna Rui
Net Worth: 27,486 euros
Notes: Your home was burglarized for 3,000 euros.

GFY

Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: College Professor
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: Paralysis
Relationship: Married to Samara Horowitz
Net Worth: 134,697 sheqels
Notes: Started dating Samara. Married Samara, which your parents did not approve of, so they wrote you out of the will.

[Baer.]

дома одна 2: Затерянный в Москве

[Kazmanian Devil]

одна 2 дома проиграл в Москве

តើ នេះមានន័យថា ទោះបីជា

[Baer.]

i translated "edited" into 4 languages then back to english and it said scum lmao

изменето

[thejazz97]

Batmuntch sounds nasty lol

man. Life must suck in Russia.

[Edlerberry]

nogay OK！ so much famine

[Go Faulk Yourself]

Screw you too, fam.

[Kazmanian Devil]

Age 35 - 40: BPT

Jazz

Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: School Administrator
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Leva Karpov
Net Worth: -323,126 rubles
Notes: Your mother Dobryna died of a stroke at age 65. More incompetent Russian burglars failed to steal from you again.

EdlerBerry

Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Foreman
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: Former Smoker
Relationship: Married to Checheg Batmuntch
Net Worth: 2,352 tukriks
Notes: Retired from the military and became a foreman. Your mother Mukuli died of congestive heart failure at age 76. You have a new son named Sukhebataar.

Grape

Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Marketing Director
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: Smoker
Relationship: Married to Elsa Jon
Net Worth: 1,536,612 krona
Notes: Started dating Elsa. Your car was stolen. Married Elsa.

Bae

Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Materials Clerk
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: Drug Addict
Relationship: Married to Frank Lawson
Net Worth: 37,899 dollars
Notes: Your husband is an alcoholic.

Alchemy Time

Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Artist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: Epilepsy
Relationship: Married to Esperanza Velasquez
Net Worth: 148,487 pesos
Notes: You have epilepsy. Burglarized for 75,000 pesos.

gbassi

Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Scientist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Verna Rui
Net Worth: 16,855 euros
Notes: Your home was burglarized for 23,000 euros. You have a new daughter named Gertrudes, and a new son named Ronaldo.

GFY

Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: College Professor
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: Paralysis
Relationship: Married to Samara Horowitz
Net Worth: 166,86 sheqels
Notes: You have two new sons named Shabtai and Antshel, despite being paralyzed. Your father Ezra died of heart disease at age 66.

[thejazz97]

I love Russia

[Vrienzy]

Goal: be the next great Slugger from the dominican republic.

Reality: went to jail and and died young in a flood.

rip AP

[g_bassi13]

Second character in a row that doesn't know what a security system is. Props on the consistency though.

[Kazmanian Devil]

Age 40 - 50: Gliding Over All

Jazz

Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: School Administrator
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Leva Karpov
Net Worth: 75,862 rubles
Notes: You have a new daughter named Bela. You country entered a war abroad.

EdlerBerry

Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Foreman
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: Former Smoker, Lung Cancer
Relationship: Married to Checheg Batmuntch
Net Worth: -767,542 tukriks
Notes: You have a new son named Merkid. Your sister Yisun died of tuberculosis at age 64. You have lung cancer.

Grape

Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Prisoner
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: Former Smoker
Relationship: Married to Elsa Jon
Net Worth: -58,178 krona
Notes: Your mother Vibeke died of colon cancer at age 68. Your sister Liv commited suicide due to schizophrenia at age 45. Gave up smoking. Used you job to make illegal money and got 4 years in prison. You have been murdered in prison at age 50.

RIP Dag Jon

Bae

Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Materials Clerk
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: Depression
Relationship: Married to Frank Lawson
Net Worth: 54,531 dollars
Notes: Gave up drugs. Your mother Teresa has commited suicide at age 68. Became clinically depressed.

Alchemy Time

Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Artist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: Epilepsy, Arthritis, Infertile
Relationship: Married to Esperanza Velasquez
Net Worth: 66,938 pesos
Notes: You are infertile. You have arthritis. Tried to hop the border and got deported back to Mexico.

gbassi

Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Scientist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Verna Rui
Net Worth: 62,506 euros
Notes: Your father Odoardo died of pancreas cancer at age 63. You car was stolen. Your mother Cebria died of a stroke at age 68.

GFY

Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: College Professor
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: Paralysis
Relationship: Married to Samara Horowitz
Net Worth: 527,148 sheqels
Notes: Your sister Avivit died of alcohol poisoning at age 46.

[Master 112]

Not Mother Teresa.

[Kazmanian Devil]

Not Mother Teresa.

Can't believe I didn't notice that

[thejazz97]

And my family's finally out of the hole.

 

I feel bad for Alchemy Time and Grape tho

[Baer.]

Not Mother Teresa.