That Moment When.....

[nux4lyfe]

...When you roll up to the a liquor store, waaay out of your hood and you suddenly realize that you left your ID in the jeans you wore last night....So since it's Sat with the long line-ups and all @ the BCLS you take a chance standing there like an idiot with a case in your hand hoping you don't get ID'd .....Once your turn you proceed to start the stupidest conversation with the cashier...

 

That beeeyatch was confused AF but I got ma beer G!

 

.......That moment when....

[Flume]

I give bus drivers my best smolder and smile when I forget my bus pass and by the time they recover and ask for my ticket I am already at the back of the bus.

 

No homo it works 50% of the time

[Odd.]

5 hours ago, Flume said:

I give bus drivers my best smolder and smile when I forget my bus pass and by the time they recover and ask for my ticket I am already at the back of the bus.

 

No homo it works 50% of the time

'forget' 

[Twilight Sparkle]

that moment when i was walking downtown with my head phones and then i felt someone tap on my shoulder. i thought i was being abducted my aliens in broad daylight. everything slowed down, i lost all sense of reality for a moment, and it was someone asking for directions to malones. i was like "you, uh, go over... down there..." and walked away. nailed it!

[Flume]

3 hours ago, Odd. said:

'forget' 

You're right. I hit on bus drivers regardless 

[Rocky Balboa]

When you're taking a #1 in a stall and when you're done you want to be extra clean so you reach for the toilet paper to clean yourself but then the roll falls off the holder and then takes a trip over to the next stall that's occupied.

 

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

i was at safeway going down the junk foody isle. i saw doritos on sale, 3 for 6 bucks, i thought, sweet! but to my horror, they didn't have anymore bbq flavour T__T

 

[Green Building]

On 4/14/2016 at 2:01 AM, Twilight Sparkle said:

i was at safeway going down the junk foody isle. i saw doritos on sale, 3 for 6 bucks, i thought, sweet! but to my horror, they didn't have anymore bbq flavour T__T

 

That moment when you realize TS lied right out of his face when he said he'd "never eat Bold BBQ Doritos again"

 

I want Doritos. Right now? Dill.

[Tre Mac]

When you let one rip while listening to headphones thinking everyone around you is also listening to headphones.

[Twilight Sparkle]

14 hours ago, Green Building said:

That moment when you realize TS lied right out of his face when he said he'd "never eat Bold BBQ Doritos again"

 

I want Doritos. Right now? Dill.

[brilac]

That moment when your mother brings you fudge, and you are unable to open it when walking home, and all you can think of is how much you want that fudge, but have to wait til you get home!

[ReggieBush]

You sit beside a dime, i mean a 10 on the bus. She gets up and farts and I'm like whut? Angels fart?

[ice orca]

This thread has shart written all over it.

[Twilight Sparkle]

[thejazz97]

That moment when you have more friends on CDC than in real life...

[Lillooet_Hillbilly]

That moment when you're in a first aid course and the scenario you're giving is a worker was found in a locker room.  The patient happened to be a female and when you're working on them you ask if their naked

[canuckster19]

That moment when you're in your first day of class in grade 8, adjust your sitting position and accidentally let out an amazing, yet embarrassingly loud fart. Happened a long time ago but man I remember it like yesterday.

[brilac]

That moment when you buy a brand new pair of jeans with tags at a second hand shop, and realize they are tight, but they are designer, and wear them around the apartment hoping they will soon be loose, and thinking how can I make these loose?  Gym, drinking champagne, beer, wearing them out, walking up a bunch of stairs?

[Cramarossa]

On April 21, 2016 at 2:16 PM, thejazz97 said:

That moment when you have more friends on CDC than in real life...

That moment when you've got neither 

[Twilight Sparkle]

10 hours ago, brilac said:

That moment when you buy a brand new pair of jeans with tags at a second hand shop, and realize they are tight, but they are designer, and wear them around the apartment hoping they will soon be loose, and thinking how can I make these loose?  Gym, drinking champagne, beer, wearing them out, walking up a bunch of stairs?

the answer to life's problems D: while walking up a bunch of stairs will do wonders for your butt, it's better off not wearing jeans