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We're winning the Cup with the Sedins next season.

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We're winning the Cup with the Sedins next season. 

 

  • Sedins will reach 100 points each.
  • Horvat will win the Selke.
  • Baertschi will hit the 30 goal plateau.
  • Matthews/Laine/Puljujarvi/Tkatchuk/Nylander/Dubois/Chychrun will have a Crosby-like rookie season.
  • McCann will score 20-25 goals as the scoring 3rd line centre.
  • Virtanen will score 18 goals and be a physical presence.
  • Hansen scores 20+ goals again.
  • Higgins will score 15 goals as a 4th liner/sub.
  • Dorsett will score 15 goals as well while also fighting every other night.
  • Burrows scores 20 goals and reignites his two-way game.
  • Etem rips it up and scores 20 goals with 20 helpers.
  • Sutter scores 21 goals and gets 12 assists while still being a foundational piece.
  • Granlund will improve his defensive game and his scoring touch with 16 goals.
  • Gaunce has a Horvat-like second half after struggling offensively in the first half.
  • Rodin is the next Panarin, 61 points.
  • Boeser wins the Hobey Baker Award and beaks all scoring records in the NCAA.
  • Okposo scores 40 goals
  • Subban will make the team out of camp and be ridiculously productive: 20 goals.
  • Hutton will find his scoring touch.
  • Tryamkin will be our best defenseman next season.
  • Edler becomes the old offensive Edler, 45 points.
  • Tanev scores 30 points and has the most blocks in the league.
  • Olsen plays for Utica and becomes AHL MVP.
  • Pedan becomes the designated hitter for the team; leads the league in hits.
  • Biega scratched because our defense drastically improves; but is still effective when called upon
  • Sbisa is still the highest paid 5/6/7 D on the team.
  • Markstrom splits the starting job with the other goalie 50/50.
  • Demko records 12 straight shutouts in Utica, he is then called up and earns an NHL job.
  • Willie spends the summer with AV and learns how to coach the Twins back to said 100 points players.
  • Bartkowski's mom signs a TV deal for the hit TV show The Flash.
  • Matt Bartkowski retires, scoring all of his NHL goals for the Canucks.
  • Larsen scores 10 points in 20 games with a sub 6/7/8 role.
  • Vey scores 100 points.............in the AHL.
  • Weber scores 20 goals...........in the SEL.
  • Lucic will be terrible and is bought out, loses NHL job and becomes Jordan Spieth's caddy. 
  • Vrbata scores 50 goals............in the NWHL (women's).
  • Miller asks for a trade because his wife gets a huge offer in Anaheim, Bieksa comes back as part of the deal.
  • Hamhuis signed by another team after being offered 5.5 million x 2 in FA.
  • Prust becomes a salesman and sells groin cups to hockey players worldwide. 
  • Fedun gets called up and scores a goal in his first game of the season and is sent down.
  • Grenier has a great summer working out and becomes a powerful scorer in the AHL.
  • Kenins enjoys the press box while cracking jokes at management for not playing him.
  • Cassels has an amazing season in the AHL playing a shutdown role.
  • Zhukenov makes great strides and scores 82 points in the AHL.
  • Zalewski becomes a male-model for Hugo Boss.
  • Gaudette makes it in Utica out of camp.
  • Jasek improves his ceiling and scouts all over the NHL are interested.
  • Jones joins an Australian Football team.
  • LaBate becomes an expert in Quantum Physics.
  • Petit dominates in the AHL for the Comets.
  • Brisebois is stranded in Toronto for 5 hours and comes back as Oliver Queen (Arrow).
  • Cederholm becomes just as good as Lindholm.
  • McEneny wins a pie eating contest in a small town.
  • Neill becomes a Lawyer.
  • Sautner invents the world's first waterproof sandwich.
  • Stewart grows another 2 inches and evolves into John Scott 2.0.
  • Williamson goes back to Leduc and hangs out with my friend who lives there.
  • Cannata becomes the Top Chef who only uses cheese as the main ingredient.
  • Bachman lives in China for a year and learns how to speak Mandarin.
  • Green becomes co-head coach for the Canucks.
  • Fox actually turns into a fox.
  • Friesen is still with the Comets.
  • Trevor Linden convinces Markus Naslund to take a management role on the team.
  • Benning acquires Mikael Granlund. CDC forgets about Shinkaruk.
  • Weisbrod secretly works for the FBI.
  • Stan Smyl becomes the next Walter White/Heisenberg.
  • Carling is Vintage Canuck.
  • Gear starts a new hockey brand called Gear.
  • Wall gets a slight raise in salary.
  • Johnson learns how to develop player's all-around game by using a rare plant found in the Sahara Desert.
  • Cloutier becomes the new goalie coach.
  • Lidster becomes one of the coaching cards in HUT for EA.
  • Gulutzan starts using Instagram and posts multiple selfies per day.
  • Pearn gets a head coach offer but turns it down because Canucks have a nice pension plan for him.
  • Cooper starts using 4K for all video footage.
  • Melanson is still a great goalie coach.
  • Carnegie consults with Barry Allen for speed advice.
  • O'Neill puts a lucky loonie in every player's equipment.
  • Hamilton brings "brownies" during staff meetings.
  • Stewart brings the sauce.
  • Shute adds a small lucky clover leaf inside all of the player's jerseys pregame.
  • Jukich plays checkers every Monday versus Mike Gillis.
  • De Guzman makes a proposal on CDC and everyone loves it.
  • Penrose +1s De Guzman's posts.
  • Christian Aquilini gets the Employee of the Year award.
  • Celebrini introduces nature performance enhancers to the team.
  • Takahashi has a black belt in every martial art out there.
  • Sanderson is actually Geoff Sanderson's uncle.
  • Zarn invites Kobe for dinner.
  • Renaghan knows one of Donald Trump's secrets.
  • Marshall makes prospects run laps all day.
  • Dr. Regan finds a new way to utilize used socks.
  • Dr. Wilkinson makes his patients wear a Canucks hat during check-ups.
  • Dr. Lim proves marijuana provides more pros than cons.
  • Dr. Cashman money.
  • Dr. Boyco starts an industrial company called Boyco.
  • Brackett finds a gem in the 7th round, advises JB.
  • Delorme finds a HOF in the 5th round (a defenseman).
  • Gradin finds a loophole in the draft and somehow the Canucks get to pick twice in the 2nd round.
  • Crawford purchases a tractor from a John Deere dealer.
  • Henning is Benning with an H instead of the B.
  • Komadoski likes to watch comedy flicks.
  • Lindgren goes to Timmies and wins a free coffee.
  • Addesa pretends to be in a Taylor Swift music video.
  • Bates gets a date with Andi Petrillo.
  • Brandon Benning, self-explained.
  • Chapman is chapped.
  • Chibisov likes coffee ice cream mixed with almonds and chocolate chunks.
  • Cook colours his hair black.
  • DeBlois is Mike Ehrmantraut.
  • Hampson is a pancake man.
  • Hammarstrom finds a diamond in the rough in Europe.
  • Lenardon makes a Youtube review video about microwavable pizza pockets.
  • MacDonald becomes the only person with a carved sculpture of Adele.
  • Palango convinces Messi and Beckham to promote the Canucks' prospects.
  • Smith changes his name to Will Smith.
  • Snepsts fights Wendel Clark one more time and wins.
  • Owner Aquilini will be the richest in Canada when the Canucks win the Cup next season. Buys NBA team.
  • Fin reveals his true identity after the Canucks win the Stanley Cup.
  • All CDC mods will reveal their true identities after the Canucks win Lord Stanley.
  • TSN will still show Leafs highlights after the Canucks win the Cup.

 

Did I cover everyone? Players, Prospects, Management, Coaches, Staff, etc. should all be there.

 

To conclude, everyone in the Canucks organization becomes the best version of themselves.

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I love Saturday nights on CDC, the experience offers so much entertainment ......

 

This OP is what happens when an intelligent person gets high on drugs. They make a detailed and well thought out post even if it shows the poster is clearly high on something and having a great weekend......

 

A less intelligent poster gets high and starts posting things like this....

. bored whatever gum married with children christina applegate

 

 

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1 hour ago, canucksnhl said:

We're winning the Cup with the Sedins next season. 

  • Virtanen will score 18 goals and be a physical presence.
  • Hansen scores 20+ goals again.
  • Etem rips it up and scores 20 goals with 20 helpers.
  • Sutter scores 21 goals and gets 12 assists while still being a foundational piece.
  • Granlund will improve his defensive game and his scoring touch with 16 goals.
  • Gaunce has a Horvat-like second half after struggling offensively in the first half.
  • Hutton will find his scoring touch.
  • Tryamkin will be our best defenseman next season.
  • Markstrom splits the starting job with the other goalie 50/50.
  • Matt Bartkowski retires, scoring all of his NHL goals for the Canucks. :lol:
  • Hamhuis signed by another team after being offered 5.5 million x 2 in FA.
  • Fedun gets called up and scores a goal in his first game of the season and is sent down.
  • Grenier has a great summer working out and becomes a powerful scorer in the AHL.
  • Kenins enjoys the press box while cracking jokes at management for not playing him.
  • Friesen is still with the Comets.
  • Benning acquires Mikael Granlund. CDC forgets about Shinkaruk. :towel:
  • Melanson is still a great goalie coach.
  • Christian Aquilini gets the Employee of the Year award. :bigblush:
  • TSN will still show Leafs highlights after the Canucks win the Cup.

These ones I've selected actually don't seem so farfetched (for the most part). The bolded one, well, a girl can dream. If our Granny plays even 3/4 as well has his brother has this SC series then he'll definitely reach 16 goals.

The Kenins one made me laugh…at his expense. Same with Bart.

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2 hours ago, canucksnhl said:

We're winning the Cup with the Sedins next season. 

 

  • Sedins will reach 100 points each.
  • Horvat will win the Selke.
  • Baertschi will hit the 30 goal plateau.
  • Matthews/Laine/Puljujarvi/Tkatchuk/Nylander/Dubois/Chychrun will have a Crosby-like rookie season.
  • McCann will score 20-25 goals as the scoring 3rd line centre.
  • Virtanen will score 18 goals and be a physical presence.
  • Hansen scores 20+ goals again.
  • Higgins will score 15 goals as a 4th liner/sub.
  • Dorsett will score 15 goals as well while also fighting every other night.
  • Burrows scores 20 goals and reignites his two-way game.
  • Etem rips it up and scores 20 goals with 20 helpers.
  • Sutter scores 21 goals and gets 12 assists while still being a foundational piece.
  • Granlund will improve his defensive game and his scoring touch with 16 goals.
  • Gaunce has a Horvat-like second half after struggling offensively in the first half.
  • Rodin is the next Panarin, 61 points.
  • Boeser wins the Hobey Baker Award and beaks all scoring records in the NCAA.
  • Okposo scores 40 goals
  • Subban will make the team out of camp and be ridiculously productive: 20 goals.
  • Hutton will find his scoring touch.
  • Tryamkin will be our best defenseman next season.
  • Edler becomes the old offensive Edler, 45 points.
  • Tanev scores 30 points and has the most blocks in the league.
  • Olsen plays for Utica and becomes AHL MVP.
  • Pedan becomes the designated hitter for the team; leads the league in hits.
  • Biega scratched because our defense drastically improves; but is still effective when called upon
  • Sbisa is still the highest paid 5/6/7 D on the team.
  • Markstrom splits the starting job with the other goalie 50/50.
  • Demko records 12 straight shutouts in Utica, he is then called up and earns an NHL job.
  • Willie spends the summer with AV and learns how to coach the Twins back to said 100 points players.
  • Bartkowski's mom signs a TV deal for the hit TV show The Flash.
  • Matt Bartkowski retires, scoring all of his NHL goals for the Canucks.
  • Larsen scores 10 points in 20 games with a sub 6/7/8 role.
  • Vey scores 100 points.............in the AHL.
  • Weber scores 20 goals...........in the SEL.
  • Lucic will be terrible and is bought out, loses NHL job and becomes Jordan Spieth's caddy. 
  • Vrbata scores 50 goals............in the NWHL (women's).
  • Miller asks for a trade because his wife gets a huge offer in Anaheim, Bieksa comes back as part of the deal.
  • Hamhuis signed by another team after being offered 5.5 million x 2 in FA.
  • Prust becomes a salesman and sells groin cups to hockey players worldwide. 
  • Fedun gets called up and scores a goal in his first game of the season and is sent down.
  • Grenier has a great summer working out and becomes a powerful scorer in the AHL.
  • Kenins enjoys the press box while cracking jokes at management for not playing him.
  • Cassels has an amazing season in the AHL playing a shutdown role.
  • Zhukenov makes great strides and scores 82 points in the AHL.
  • Zalewski becomes a male-model for Hugo Boss.
  • Gaudette makes it in Utica out of camp.
  • Jasek improves his ceiling and scouts all over the NHL are interested.
  • Jones joins an Australian Football team.
  • LaBate becomes an expert in Quantum Physics.
  • Petit dominates in the AHL for the Comets.
  • Brisebois is stranded in Toronto for 5 hours and comes back as Oliver Queen (Arrow).
  • Cederholm becomes just as good as Lindholm.
  • McEneny wins a pie eating contest in a small town.
  • Neill becomes a Lawyer.
  • Sautner invents the world's first waterproof sandwich.
  • Stewart grows another 2 inches and evolves into John Scott 2.0.
  • Williamson goes back to Leduc and hangs out with my friend who lives there.
  • Cannata becomes the Top Chef who only uses cheese as the main ingredient.
  • Bachman lives in China for a year and learns how to speak Mandarin.
  • Green becomes co-head coach for the Canucks.
  • Fox actually turns into a fox.
  • Friesen is still with the Comets.
  • Trevor Linden convinces Markus Naslund to take a management role on the team.
  • Benning acquires Mikael Granlund. CDC forgets about Shinkaruk.
  • Weisbrod secretly works for the FBI.
  • Stan Smyl becomes the next Walter White/Heisenberg.
  • Carling is Vintage Canuck.
  • Gear starts a new hockey brand called Gear.
  • Wall gets a slight raise in salary.
  • Johnson learns how to develop player's all-around game by using a rare plant found in the Sahara Desert.
  • Cloutier becomes the new goalie coach.
  • Lidster becomes one of the coaching cards in HUT for EA.
  • Gulutzan starts using Instagram and posts multiple selfies per day.
  • Pearn gets a head coach offer but turns it down because Canucks have a nice pension plan for him.
  • Cooper starts using 4K for all video footage.
  • Melanson is still a great goalie coach.
  • Carnegie consults with Barry Allen for speed advice.
  • O'Neill puts a lucky loonie in every player's equipment.
  • Hamilton brings "brownies" during staff meetings.
  • Stewart brings the sauce.
  • Shute adds a small lucky clover leaf inside all of the player's jerseys pregame.
  • Jukich plays checkers every Monday versus Mike Gillis.
  • De Guzman makes a proposal on CDC and everyone loves it.
  • Penrose +1s De Guzman's posts.
  • Christian Aquilini gets the Employee of the Year award.
  • Celebrini introduces nature performance enhancers to the team.
  • Takahashi has a black belt in every martial art out there.
  • Sanderson is actually Geoff Sanderson's uncle.
  • Zarn invites Kobe for dinner.
  • Renaghan knows one of Donald Trump's secrets.
  • Marshall makes prospects run laps all day.
  • Dr. Regan finds a new way to utilize used socks.
  • Dr. Wilkinson makes his patients wear a Canucks hat during check-ups.
  • Dr. Lim proves marijuana provides more pros than cons.
  • Dr. Cashman money.
  • Dr. Boyco starts an industrial company called Boyco.
  • Brackett finds a gem in the 7th round, advises JB.
  • Delorme finds a HOF in the 5th round (a defenseman).
  • Gradin finds a loophole in the draft and somehow the Canucks get to pick twice in the 2nd round.
  • Crawford purchases a tractor from a John Deere dealer.
  • Henning is Benning with an H instead of the B.
  • Komadoski likes to watch comedy flicks.
  • Lindgren goes to Timmies and wins a free coffee.
  • Addesa pretends to be in a Taylor Swift music video.
  • Bates gets a date with Andi Petrillo.
  • Brandon Benning, self-explained.
  • Chapman is chapped.
  • Chibisov likes coffee ice cream mixed with almonds and chocolate chunks.
  • Cook colours his hair black.
  • DeBlois is Mike Ehrmantraut.
  • Hampson is a pancake man.
  • Hammarstrom finds a diamond in the rough in Europe.
  • Lenardon makes a Youtube review video about microwavable pizza pockets.
  • MacDonald becomes the only person with a carved sculpture of Adele.
  • Palango convinces Messi and Beckham to promote the Canucks' prospects.
  • Smith changes his name to Will Smith.
  • Snepsts fights Wendel Clark one more time and wins.
  • Owner Aquilini will be the richest in Canada when the Canucks win the Cup next season. Buys NBA team.
  • Fin reveals his true identity after the Canucks win the Stanley Cup.
  • All CDC mods will reveal their true identities after the Canucks win Lord Stanley.
  • TSN will still show Leafs highlights after the Canucks win the Cup.

 

Did I cover everyone? Players, Prospects, Management, Coaches, Staff, etc. should all be there.

 

To conclude, everyone in the Canucks organization becomes the best version of themselves.

I like you. I thought these weren't crazy ideas at all actually up until number 29 and then I started to smirk.

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