Qwags Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) Hope Benning resigns him this offseason. Edited May 28, 2018 by Qwags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 BREAKING: LastName has been injured in a freak accident involving a Slurpee machine, a cottonmouth rattlesnake, and five pairs of tweezers. Benning is hopeful that LastName will recover in time for training camp. "We've spoken with LastName's agent who has informed us that he is expected to make a full recovery, but will be out of commission for at least two months. Considering the amount of tweezers involved, we are pretty happy with the diagnosis." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHL'er Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Taro Tsujimoto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaleroad Train Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 23 hours ago, Where's Wellwood said: Looks like in the off-season, LASTNAME drives Formula 1. Risky activity for a player with another career. I see in the photo that his brother is also a driver. I wonder if he can play hockey as well as his brother can? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AJ- Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Whaleroad Train said: I see in the photo that his brother is also a driver. I wonder if he can play hockey as well as his brother can? The future Canuck brothers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastal.view Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, -AJ- said: The future Canuck brothers! maybe they are twins?? anyway . i hope lastname puts on some more weight he appears to be invisible to me on game nights and though he had a fine 1st game i really did not get a good look at his skill set he must have had very limited ice time that night just managed to maximize his production i have not seen any other highlights of him except for his leg sweep pic he seems to be a fine athlete good timing on that move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHL'er Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 [Proposal] Trade Lastname for Dahlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Jokes aside, this is a make or break year for Lastname. He had one good game then basically vanished back to the minors, it's time to show what he can bring to this organization. I heard on TSN1040 that he's been working feverishly on his faceoffs, I am hoping he can handle 2nd line duties. Baertschi Horvat Boeser Dahlen Lastname Petterson Virtanen Gagner Leipsic Granlund Gaunce Goldobin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 The hero we need, who will take the mantle of "LASTNAME?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-23 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastal.view Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 On 5/29/2018 at 7:01 AM, Tre Mac said: Jokes aside, this is a make or break year for Lastname. He had one good game then basically vanished back to the minors, it's time to show what he can bring to this organization. I heard on TSN1040 that he's been working feverishly on his faceoffs, I am hoping he can handle 2nd line duties. Baertschi Horvat Boeser Dahlen Lastname Petterson Virtanen Gagner Leipsic Granlund Gaunce Goldobin i checked to determine his cap hit and note he presently does not have a contract any idea when that will get sorted ? not sure of his status.. rfa ? no arbitration rights i guess. cuz he did not file maybe the team and his agent are having trouble agreeing on comparables anyway hope that all gets done i'm sure vintage canuck will notify us all with a post once that deal is announced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Firstly, Lastname's a funny surname. What's Lastname's first name, or nickname? If some no-name with one game, can go first-line, with no face-time, or stat-line?.. Well heck..do we all really need this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undrafted Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Nuxfanabroad said: Firstly, Lastname's a funny surname. What's Lastname's first name, or nickname? If some no-name with one game, can go first-line, with no face-time, or stat-line?.. Well heck..do we all really need this? Lastname... do we really need him? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skategal Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 I'm hopeful that some of the young kids we have coming up will push him off the roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Path Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Someone should wear a LASTNAME jersey to the Halloween game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) On 11/08/2018 at 5:31 PM, skategal said: I'm hopeful that some of the young kids we have coming up will push him off the roster. Well I always hoped Placeholder would push Lastname into the bottom 6, and it looks like this could be our year! Placeholder's been working hard, putting in reps this offseason, and with Tradebait looking like he's ready it's seeming like Lastname might even end up on waivers. Especially if you consider how we just signed Plug for 3yrs and he's a bonafide face cracker, something Lastname can't do. See ya Lastname. Punk Edited August 23, 2018 by luckylager 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Too many place holders on the Canucks not enough last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 6 hours ago, hammertime said: Too many place holders on the Canucks not enough last name. I dunno man A third line of Placeholder-Lastname-Plug has potential 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastal.view Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, luckylager said: I dunno man A third line of Placeholder-Lastname-Plug has potential hey you are entitled to your opinion but no need to diss lastname you seem to not recall that he was the 2nd star with 2 goals and 6 shots in his only recorded appearance for the canucks that speaks to volumes for his potential likely 2nd or 1st line qualities so speak your mind but a little respect as well please Edited August 24, 2018 by coastal.view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, coastal.view said: hey you are entitled to your opinion but no need to diss lastname you seem to not recall that he was the 2nd star with 2 goals and 6 shots in his only recorded appearance for the canucks that speaks to volumes for his potential likely 2nd or 1st line qualities so speak your mind but a little respect as well please Sorry pal I don't want him taking any top six or PP minutes from Tradebait until after TDL. So what, Lastname had one good game, big deal, his ceiling is 3C... That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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