sonoman Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Mumps at a late age can wreak havoc on the wedding tackle. Better to get it as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyg43 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, S'all Good Man said: How the hell can you blame Benning for this??? Jim is like in the movie the Cooler someone must have photo shop? 15–40 percent of men who have completed puberty and contract the mumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaudette Celly Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Roger Neilson's Towel said: Thank all the anti-vaxxers... 9 minutes ago, c00kies said: Time for booster shots. Not everyone gets vaccinated, and over time, those who were vaccinated will require boosters, mainly because of those that aren't vaccinated :/ First off, check the statistics and you'll find that most people who get things like measles and mumps HAVE been vaccinated. Second, there has never been any proof that any vaccine works; in fact the narrative that you need a "booster" only proves that. The creation of antibodies is not immunity, it is simply your body's natural response to being exposed to a foreign entity. If you contract a disease naturally through normal vectors (nose, throat), you will gain life-long immunity because your body naturally fights it off and remembers. Inciting an unnatural reaction via injecting antigens into tissues, which bypasses the front-end of the immune system, causes a disproportionate humoral response in the creation of antibodies while simultaneously suppressing the cellular aspect of the immune system, which is the part which actually resolves viruses and gives real immunity. This is why kids who get chicken pox vaccines get the actual disease in their teens -- the virus keeps circulating in your body because it never gets fully resolved. The flu shot is perhaps the worst of all -- anyone who got it the year before H1N1 was twice as likely to contract it. This was originally reported by Canadian scientists and later validated by other nations. Vaccines actually weaken your immune system -- if you wonder why, simply read the package insert and see what's in them, then ask yourself what in there is nutritional or actually beneficial to the human body. Third, if vaccines actually worked, then it is completely irrelevant if anyone around you has had them or not. That is pure illogical nonsense. We are constantly hosting and resolving viruses without realizing it as it is, including cancer. Go ahead, parrot the government and big pharma all you like, but investigate the science and the numbers if you actually want to know the facts. But remember, should you ever get injured by a vaccine, they are the only industry given legal immunity from lawsuits. Hopefully that alone makes one think. As for the Canucks situation, if the players had been exposed to the mumps at a young age this wouldn't have been a problem. When we grew up, we were put with other kids who had things like mumps and chicken pox, went through them, and gained life-long immunity as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Just now, Alflives said: Maybe Benning will spread the mumps to those crappy 1040 guys? Doesn't sound like they're being too cheeky (hehe).... yet .... but there's time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ice orca Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alflives said: Okay, then I blame Willie D. When in doubt blame the stache, probably has a lot of crap it that including the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocksterh8 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, darkpoet said: This is divine intervention if I've ever seen it. This absolutely 100% prevents Benning from doing nothing again this year. Now he HAS to sell because this puts the final nail in the coffin this season. Benning on team1040 right now btw Hmmm kinda like trying to see a can of tuna past it's due date. not gonna happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimito Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 45 minutes ago, debluvscanucks said: Geez, thought most had the MMR vaccine these days. Isn't it administered in schools? some need booster, while some didn't get it or had only one dose. Who knows, hope they don't get complications like orchitis or meningitis. https://beta.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/teens-and-young-adults-may-need-mumps-booster/article579960/?ref=http://www.theglobeandmail.com&service=mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, sonoman said: Mumps at a late age can wreak havoc on the wedding tackle. Better to get it as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMillerTime Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Hopefully Granlund doesn't miss much would like to see him get 20 goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCammer Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 If we aren't able to make a trade because of the mumps I will officially be handing in my Canucks Fan card. This team has gotten a raw deal since Day 1. My 46 years on the bandwagon may be coming to a conclusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabreFan1 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 How much ya wanna bet someone on the team picked it up in California? Between unvaccinated immigrants and the pockets of anti-vaxxers there, it's a real possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jaimito said: some need booster, while some didn't get it or had only one dose. Who knows, hope they don't get complications like orchitis or meningitis. https://beta.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/teens-and-young-adults-may-need-mumps-booster/article579960/?ref=http://www.theglobeandmail.com&service=mobile Yeah Crosby caught the mumps in 2014...... right after he got his booster shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimito Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hutton Wink said: First off, check the statistics and you'll find that most people who get things like measles and mumps HAVE been vaccinated. Second, there has never been any proof that any vaccine works; in fact the narrative that you need a "booster" only proves that. The creation of antibodies is not immunity, it is simply your body's natural response to being exposed to a foreign entity. If you contract a disease naturally through normal vectors (nose, throat), you will gain life-long immunity because your body naturally fights it off and remembers. Inciting an unnatural reaction via injecting antigens into tissues, which bypasses the front-end of the immune system, causes a disproportionate humoral response in the creation of antibodies while simultaneously suppressing the cellular aspect of the immune system, which is the part which actually resolves viruses and gives real immunity. This is why kids who get chicken pox vaccines get the actual disease in their teens -- the virus keeps circulating in your body because it never gets fully resolved. The flu shot is perhaps the worst of all -- anyone who got it the year before H1N1 was twice as likely to contract it. This was originally reported by Canadian scientists and later validated by other nations. Vaccines actually weaken your immune system -- if you wonder why, simply read the package insert and see what's in them, then ask yourself what in there is nutritional or actually beneficial to the human body. Third, if vaccines actually worked, then it is completely irrelevant if anyone around you has had them or not. That is pure illogical nonsense. We are constantly hosting and resolving viruses without realizing it as it is, including cancer. Go ahead, parrot the government and big pharma all you like, but investigate the science and the numbers if you actually want to know the facts. But remember, should you ever get injured by a vaccine, they are the only industry given legal immunity from lawsuits. Hopefully that alone makes one think. As for the Canucks situation, if the players had been exposed to the mumps at a young age this wouldn't have been a problem. When we grew up, we were put with other kids who had things like mumps and chicken pox, went through them, and gained life-long immunity as a result. dont spreading ignorance. Unless you been to med school, studied life sciences, have good epidemiology understanding, stop posting crap. You probably have no clue how the immune system even works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 minute ago, TheCammer said: If we aren't able to make a trade because of the mumps I will officially be handing in my Canucks Fan card. This team has gotten a raw deal since Day 1. My 46 years on the bandwagon may be coming to a conclusion. Won't affect anything. The TDL is 5 days away. Everyone will be fine by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Just now, Jaimito said: dont spreading ignorance. Unless you been to med school, studied life sciences, have good epidemiology understanding, so posting crap. You probably have no clue how the immune system even works. He's right, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabreFan1 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, TheCammer said: If we aren't able to make a trade because of the mumps I will officially be handing in my Canucks Fan card. This team has gotten a raw deal since Day 1. My 46 years on the bandwagon may be coming to a conclusion. Try not to let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCammer Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 minute ago, darkpoet said: Won't affect anything. The TDL is 5 days away. Everyone will be fine by then. I wouldn't count on it. The Canucks just have a way to confound the odds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arrogant Worms Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Hutton Wink said: First off, check the statistics and you'll find that most people who get things like measles and mumps HAVE been vaccinated. Second, there has never been any proof that any vaccine works; in fact the narrative that you need a "booster" only proves that. The creation of antibodies is not immunity, it is simply your body's natural response to being exposed to a foreign entity. If you contract a disease naturally through normal vectors (nose, throat), you will gain life-long immunity because your body naturally fights it off and remembers. Inciting an unnatural reaction via injecting antigens into tissues, which bypasses the front-end of the immune system, causes a disproportionate humoral response in the creation of antibodies while simultaneously suppressing the cellular aspect of the immune system, which is the part which actually resolves viruses and gives real immunity. This is why kids who get chicken pox vaccines get the actual disease in their teens -- the virus keeps circulating in your body because it never gets fully resolved. The flu shot is perhaps the worst of all -- anyone who got it the year before H1N1 was twice as likely to contract it. This was originally reported by Canadian scientists and later validated by other nations. Vaccines actually weaken your immune system -- if you wonder why, simply read the package insert and see what's in them, then ask yourself what in there is nutritional or actually beneficial to the human body. Third, if vaccines actually worked, then it is completely irrelevant if anyone around you has had them or not. That is pure illogical nonsense. We are constantly hosting and resolving viruses without realizing it as it is, including cancer. Go ahead, parrot the government and big pharma all you like, but investigate the science and the numbers if you actually want to know the facts. But remember, should you ever get injured by a vaccine, they are the only industry given legal immunity from lawsuits. Hopefully that alone makes one think. As for the Canucks situation, if the players had been exposed to the mumps at a young age this wouldn't have been a problem. When we grew up, we were put with other kids who had things like mumps and chicken pox, went through them, and gained life-long immunity as a result. Big pharma would make far more money without vaccines. Think of all the polio victims..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckinEdm Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Mumpgate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ice orca Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 minute ago, TheCammer said: If we aren't able to make a trade because of the mumps I will officially be handing in my Canucks Fan card. This team has gotten a raw deal since Day 1. My 46 years on the bandwagon may be coming to a conclusion. No keep the card it's friggin hilarious, that's one of the reasons i love this sad sack franchise. When they do get a cup i will bust out of the grave and raise my boney maggot eaten arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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