J-23 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 WHERE: ROGERS PLACE WHEN: 7:00PM LINEUPS: VANCOUVER CANUCKS: Defensive Pairings Goalies EDMONTON COILERS: Maroon - McDavid - Draisaitl Lucic - Nudgent-Hopkins - Eberle Pouliot - Desharnais - Kassian Caggiula - Letestu - Slepyshev Klefbom - Larsson Sekera - Russel Nurse - Benning Talbot Brossoit Long ago, in the land of Boston, the dark lord Bettman used his power to control the NHL. He created a ring full of power and the only way to win the Stanley Cup was to destroy this ring! Bettman had ruled the NHL for may years, but there were some who resisted. A team full of Canucks battled Bettman in Boston for the ring, but he was to powerful. Many Canucks were lost in the battle. The ring was lost in the battle, but it later found by a Hobbit who lived in the shire, David Bowie! Current Day: Gandalf (aka Jim Benning) was strolling in the Shire when he saw Bo-Bo Baggins, nephew of his Hobbit friend David Bowie. Benning tells young Bo-Bo that he is going to assemble a master team to destroy the ring his Uncle owns and win the Stanley Cup! When Gandalf and Bo-Bo Baggins talk about the perilous journey Bo-Bo Baggins would have to take, they find an unexpected guest eavesdropping, it was Sven Bearcheese. Gandalf orders young Sven to join Bo-Bo Baggins on the long journey. The eavesdropper is excited! They travel through the forests, for there long journey to destroy the ring and win the Stanley Cup, when a Black Rider comes on there trail. They hide, he's is looking for Bo-Bo Baggins, as he is eager to win the Stanley Cup as well! He calls for the rings, and then disappears into the night. They meet two friends Granny from the Calgarian lands and his pal Stecher on the way! They come across an Elvish kingdom where a fellowship of the ring is created, there Hernik, Daniel, Eriksson (The Lazy one) and The dragon Slayer promise to protect the new Canuck team on there journey of winning the cup! Gandalf is proud! However, orcs come across the path of the fellowship and The Dragon Slayer takes his "Last Stand" as a CANUCK! He attacks the, Shark, Bruin, Predator, King, and Blackhawk to the end to protect the team he loves! It's his final sacrifice he has made for this team, the Dragon Slayer is now gone...... He will never be forgotten and one day we will see him again in another place (The Ring of Honour). Bo-Bo Baggins and Sven escape, the fellowship is broken, but the chance of winning the Stanley Cup is not. *I'm thinking of making this into a series... Part 2: Bo-Bo and Sven come across a creature named Gollum! I will update this with tweets on the game tomorrow morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Zamboni Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1-0 Nux win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckleHorse Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Probably end up a blowout for Edmonton whose fans hate us the most and it will make them very happy I hate making them happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCNeil Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Edmonton is on a hot scoring streak. This one could get messy. 6-2 Oilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Biestra Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 No sense winning games now. Give me those ping pong balls on draft day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateless Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I despise losing to Edmonton, but I don't see how the Canucks win this game - nor do I want them to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Who would Tryamkin be in this case? An Ent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateless Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Qwags said: Who would Tryamkin be in this case? An Ent? I'd say that's accurate. He and his name both resemble a tree. Plus the Ents were always slandered for being too passive and not beating the $&!# out of people every chance they got to help their side win. Sound familiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Tryamkin better personally injure McDavid, Talbot, and everyone else on the Oilers or else our genius head coach will put him on blast to the media again. #FireWillie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-23 Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Qwags said: Who would Tryamkin be in this case? An Ent? LOL, that would be perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush17 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Lol. funniest GDT I've seen in a long time. Love the JB blend rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam126 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 37 minutes ago, CanuckleHorse said: Probably end up a blowout for Edmonton whose fans hate us the most and it will make them very happy I hate making them happy Flames fans say hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Calling the McDavid, Crosby-style favourtism here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucker 67 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Great GDT, does this mean Bo is centering the top line? Bruins kicked Canucks butt + Oilers kicked Bruins butt = Canucks should lose badly. 8-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petmar74 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Canada wins! Vancouver wins. Coil run out of steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo fan Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 The GDT's have come a long way this season - well done! I know a lot of people would like to see Nikita play a more physical game - something makes me think although he is quite capable of this, he would prefer to play a skilled game. Don't think he likes taking penalties much. I also don't think he enjoyed the scrimmage with Benn in the Dallas game. Edmonton - expect them to walk all over us Play one kids - play on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beary Sweet Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Great GDT @J-23. Awesome job! Looking forward to the game and hoping to continue seeing the kids get more ice time. Might be a back and forth game but we will have the edge at the end. 4-3 Canucks win Sutter, Granny, Bo, Baer McDavid, Maroon, Lucic GCG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Beat the Oilers? Great. Lose to get a higher draft pick? Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckleHorse Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Jam126 said: Flames fans say hi. For me 1) Oilers 2) Leafs 3) Flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apricot Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Tryamkin kills McDavid on a clean hit. Gets himself suspended for the rest of the season because...Canucks. Oh and we win 3-1. I hate losing to Edmonton, HATE IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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