Qwags Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 But for real, this is ridiculous. You would think the Canucks would have strict diet regiments for the players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo2337 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 We are dropping like flies! We have such bad luck the past couple seasons... Edit. We have the longest IR list in the league right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Biestra Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I have the inside scoop. Markstrom fell through a glass table trying to catch a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Biestra Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Qwags said: But for real, this is ridiculous. You would think the Canucks would have strict diet regiments for the players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIBdaQUIB Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, darkpoet said: It's like the healthier you are, the more susceptible to being unhealthy you are. My diet consists of basically.. Pizza.... and I haven't been seriously ill since I was a kid. Must have been all those shots I stopped taking after I was 9. Pizza and beer contain all the necessary ingredients for a long and healthy life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hlinkas wrister Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Just now, DIBdaQUIB said: Pizza and beer contain all the necessary ingredients for a long and healthy life. Yeast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM_ Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Its bad, but it still doesn't top Sopel's back injury from trying to pick up a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_impersonator13 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 59 minutes ago, Alflives said: Where in the heck are these guys eating, when they go out, Botulism Bob's eateries? I thought these guys eat special, high octane, diets? Is McDonalds selling sushi or something? #McNigiri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, S'all Good Man said: Its bad, but it still doesn't top Sopel's back injury from trying to pick up a cracker. I think that and Penner getting injured eating pancakes are sex injuries just covered up because who wants to admit that they pulled a muscle during coitus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.B Cooper Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Odd. said: What's next, std's? Nah. Kesler is gone now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIBdaQUIB Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, hlinkas wrister said: Yeast? Absolutely! An essential ingredient for developing a pro sports fan's beer gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam126 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 "Baerstchi out for 2 weeks with broken nose in party mask accident" I would not be surprised at all. It's like they took this out of a cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squamfan Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 30 minutes ago, Tre Mac said: Next someone is going to get injured eating pancakes. or picking up a cracker , or getting bit up a rare poisonous snake under their deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM_ Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Tre Mac said: I think that and Penner getting injured eating pancakes are sex injuries just covered up because who wants to admit that they pulled a muscle during coitus? well, i mean, is that really the worst way pull a muscle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squamfan Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, S'all Good Man said: Its bad, but it still doesn't top Sopel's back injury from trying to pick up a cracker. or when salo got bit by a rare poisonous snake in finland. Still remember jim hudgson. "There aren't many poisonous snakes in Finland but salo somehow managed to find one under his deck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weasel Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 hour ago, StealthNuck said: What the hell is going on with this team. Willie D's Biological Warfare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weasel Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Squamfan said: or when salo got bit by a rare poisonous snake in finland. Still remember jim hudgson. "There aren't many poisonous snakes in Finland but salo somehow managed to find one under his deck" Typical Salo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIC_CITY Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Honestly, I call BS. I haven't got food poisoning once in my life and I've eaten copious amounts of food that anyone else would consider past due. Take a poop and man up Marky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM_ Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Squamfan said: or when salo got bit by a rare poisonous snake in finland. Still remember jim hudgson. "There aren't many poisonous snakes in Finland but salo somehow managed to find one under his deck" forgot about that one. Damn, he really gave it all to the Canucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkpoet Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, DIBdaQUIB said: Pizza and beer contain all the necessary ingredients for a long and healthy life. I don't drink beer. It's either Jagermeister, Grey Goose, or Cider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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