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[Report] Marky out due to food poisoning

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51 minutes ago, Alflives said:

Where in the heck are these guys eating, when they go out, Botulism Bob's eateries?  I thought these guys eat special, high octane, diets?

It's like the healthier you are, the more susceptible to being unhealthy you are. 

My diet consists of basically.. Pizza.... and I haven't been seriously ill since I was a kid. 

Must have been all those shots I stopped taking after I was 9. 

 

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But for real, this is ridiculous. You would think the Canucks would have strict diet regiments for the players.

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We are dropping like flies! We have such bad luck the past couple seasons...

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We have the longest IR list in the league right now. 

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6 minutes ago, darkpoet said:

It's like the healthier you are, the more susceptible to being unhealthy you are. 

My diet consists of basically.. Pizza.... and I haven't been seriously ill since I was a kid. 

Must have been all those shots I stopped taking after I was 9. 

 

Pizza and beer contain all the necessary ingredients for a long and healthy life.

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Its bad, but it still doesn't top Sopel's back injury from trying to pick up a cracker. 

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59 minutes ago, Alflives said:

Where in the heck are these guys eating, when they go out, Botulism Bob's eateries?  I thought these guys eat special, high octane, diets?

Is McDonalds selling sushi or something? #McNigiri

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3 minutes ago, S'all Good Man said:

Its bad, but it still doesn't top Sopel's back injury from trying to pick up a cracker. 

I think that and Penner getting injured eating pancakes are sex injuries just covered up because who wants to admit that they pulled a muscle during coitus?

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12 minutes ago, hlinkas wrister said:

Yeast?

Absolutely!  An essential ingredient for developing a pro sports fan's beer gut.

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"Baerstchi out for 2 weeks with broken nose in party mask accident"

 

 

I would not be surprised at all. It's like they took this out of a cartoon.

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30 minutes ago, Tre Mac said:

Next someone is going to get injured eating pancakes.

or picking up a cracker  , or getting bit up a rare poisonous snake under their deck:bigblush:

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9 minutes ago, Tre Mac said:

I think that and Penner getting injured eating pancakes are sex injuries just covered up because who wants to admit that they pulled a muscle during coitus?

well, i mean, is that really the worst way pull a muscle? 

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1 hour ago, StealthNuck said:

What the hell is going on with this team. 

Willie D's Biological Warfare. 

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3 minutes ago, Squamfan said:

or when salo got bit by a rare poisonous snake in finland. Still remember jim hudgson. "There aren't many poisonous snakes in Finland but salo somehow managed to find one under his deck"

Typical Salo. :P

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Honestly, I call BS.

 

I haven't got food poisoning once in my life and I've eaten copious amounts of food that anyone else would consider past due. Take a poop and man up Marky.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Squamfan said:

or when salo got bit by a rare poisonous snake in finland. Still remember jim hudgson. "There aren't many poisonous snakes in Finland but salo somehow managed to find one under his deck"

:lol: forgot about that one. Damn, he really gave it all to the Canucks. 

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