Vanisleryan Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/vladimir-putin-scores-5-goals-exhibition-hockey-game/ Safeway has got to honour this am I right. Haha would have been funny to see this, guys diving all over the place treating Putin like a kid in a make wish foundation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Vanisleryan said: https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/vladimir-putin-scores-5-goals-exhibition-hockey-game/ Safeway has got to honour this am I right. Haha would have been funny to see this, guys diving all over the place treating Putin like a kid in a make wish foundation. The players just don't want to come down with a sudden case of polonium poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AJ- Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 He's a superstar in every game he plays. Is he actually that good or do players just give him a free pass? I suspect the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 But can he bowl back to back 300 games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, -AJ- said: He's a superstar in every game he plays. Is he actually that good or do players just give him a free pass? I suspect the latter. Considering he is he only one on his team wearing a white helmet it is definitely the latter. It’s so they can’t mistake that it’s him and and not to make the save or the block on him. Not that the game matters anyway but I am sure stroking the ego of one of the most powerful men in the world does nothing but good for your life in Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Vanisleryan said: https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/vladimir-putin-scores-5-goals-exhibition-hockey-game/ Safeway has got to honour this am I right. Haha would have been funny to see this, guys diving all over the place treating Putin like a kid in a make wish foundation. 2 hours ago, Qwags said: The players just don't want to come down with a sudden case of polonium poisoning. We actually might be able to use this to our advantage. Benning, sign Putin in the offseason. He's clearly got that offensive drive that our team sorely lacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AJ- Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Aladeen said: Considering he is he only one on his team wearing a white helmet it is definitely the latter. It’s so they can’t mistake that it’s him and and not to make the save or the block on him. Not that the game matters anyway but I am sure stroking the ego of one of the most powerful men in the world does nothing but good for your life in Russia. If anyone dared to lay a solid clean hit on him, I'd instantly like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alflives Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Does Putin have that whole short guy, tiny fingers issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewbieCanuckFan Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Tre Mac said: But can he bowl back to back 300 games? Did he score 4 touchdowns in one game like Al Bundy for Polk High? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin_futz Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 He's past his prime. He scored 8 in 1 game 3 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, -AJ- said: If anyone dared to lay a solid clean hit on him, I'd instantly like them. You’d only get to like him for a few hours then you’d mourn him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny in Vancouver Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 To paraphrase Obi-wan, clearly, Svechnikov's not the Russian we should be looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DADDYROCK Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 This is so legit,a 65 year old who took up hockey late in life just dominating on the ice,check him you end up in Siberia,OR you and your family disappear never to be heard from again,but other than that,I suppose Trump would be the same. Ya,SO LEGIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabreFan1 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 19 minutes ago, nuckin_futz said: He's past his prime. He scored 8 in 1 game 3 years ago. I was going to answer @-AJ-'s question with this video. Like @Qwagssaid, he scores or you get a touch of Polonium in your next bowl of soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaleroad Train Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 And in breaking news, Donald Trump has played in an exhibition match for the Capitols - and scored six goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabreFan1 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Whaleroad Train said: And in breaking news, Donald Trump has played in an exhibition match for the Capitols - and scored six goals. It would go more like: Donald Trump gets mercilessly pummeled into the ice during his first couple of shifts by a mix of Americans, Canadians, and one Russian* until the Secret Service finally steps in and pulls him out. *I'd include whatever Euros are on the Capitals (it's spelled with an "a") but I'm motivated enough to look at their roster to get them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBH1926 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 4 hours ago, -AJ- said: He's a superstar in every game he plays. Is he actually that good or do players just give him a free pass? I suspect the latter. If you don’t give him the pass, someone else will give you a pass to the head, with a hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Goose Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 And with the 7th OA the Canucks select from Moscow Vladamir Pu........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Are there no Russian hockey equip makers??? All I see it CCM, Baur, Titan, Warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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