Ask The Poster Below You Anything

[Salacious Crumb]

You have to alternate days or you don’t really get high.

 

Windowpane or blotter?

[luckylager]

Liquid. Damn you kids make a guy feel old

 

 

Bacon and eggs, or eggs and bacon?

[Roberts]

Both combined.

 

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Master 112]

34 minutes ago, Roberts said:

Both combined.

 

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Make it into a smoothie imo. Also, 3 cubits.

 

Cats or dogs or neither?

Edited August 9, 2018 by 112

[JM_]

7 minutes ago, 112 said:

Make it into a smoothie imo. Also, 3 cubits.

 

Cats or dogs or neither?

Dogs. You'll never see a police or seeing eye cat.

 

Is it better to marry for love or money?

[Brad Marchand]

Neither. You marry for lust.

 

How many metres of dish towel would you eat to see the Canucks win the Cup?

[Master 112]

804672 and 804672 more.

 

How did it all go so wrong?

Edited August 9, 2018 by 112

[luckylager]

It stopped being right.

 

 

What is time?

 

 

[J-23]

Time to get lit.

 

What is the circumference of pie?

[Shift-4]

11 hours ago, J-23 said:

Time to get lit.

 

What is the circumference of pie?

Smaller, once I have some.

 

Frank's Red Hot......do you put that $&!# on everything? 

[Brad Marchand]

Yes, even my toothbrush.

 

If someone offered you $1 million to sit on a toilet for the rest of your life, would you take it?

[AV.]

I'd do it for free, tbh

 

How did worms come about on fishing poles to catch fish?

[Qwags]

A fish's first instinct upon seeing something new is to try and eat it.

 

Do anchovies belong on pizza?

[Master 112]

Absolutely. They're delicious.

 

Do you have any talents?

[smithers joe]

i'm good at managing harems

 

do you prefer, 2 wheel, three wheel or one wheel bicycles? 

[JM_]

I prefer watching people ride one wheelers. 

 

If you could be one age forever what would it be?

[J-23]

21.

 

What would you rate Boston Pizza on a scale of 1 to 47?

[Master 112]

21.

 

What's something pleasant that happened in your day today?

[luckylager]

I took a huge, nasty dump in a restaurant washroom. It was like world war 3 calibre, I fully destroyed that can. Anyhow, upon leaving the disaster behind me, opening the door, I come face to face with a really sweaty heavy dude who was lunging for the door as I opened it... 

I said - "Whoa man, you don't wanna.." But it was too late, he was already in there

I hear him wretch and exclaim "Oh what the &^@#!"

 

I laughed and laughed. It was a pleasant family dinner.

 

 

What are the two best concerts you've been to?

 

 

Edited August 13, 2018 by luckylager

[JM_]

10 hours ago, luckylager said:

I took a huge, nasty dump in a restaurant washroom. It was like world war 3 calibre, I fully destroyed that can. Anyhow, upon leaving the disaster behind me, opening the door, I come face to face with a really sweaty heavy dude who was lunging for the door as I opened it... 

I said - "Whoa man, you don't wanna.." But it was too late, he was already in there

I here him wretch and exclaim "Oh what the &^@#!"

 

I laughed and laughed. It was a pleasant family dinner.

 

 

What are the two best concerts you've been to?

 

 

"lucky" indeed.

 

Springsteen on his solo tour a few years ago and Eels at the Showbox in Seattle.

 

Are dogs sentient? How would we know for sure?