Saved_by_Jesus Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 If you actually like the girl (or guy, since you haven't specified), act like you are already married. By this I do not mean tell her you are married and wear a fake ring, I mean act interested but hesitant in that you have other options. The key I think (like Rim Jobson said above) is don't act needy. I always performed best with women when I was interested in someone else or in a relationship already. There is an aura of confidence about you when you could take or leave a woman. Women appear to have a keen sense of desperation that, if detected, acts as a repellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 I’m not usually one to give relationship advice but I will say this. If you have a shot at someone you like, just take it. I really liked this one girl in my history class a few years ago and we got pretty close, but I blew my chance to ask her out and I’ve only seen her once since. I’ve blown far too many chances for my liking and I don’t want to see anyone else go through the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofsurrey Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 If you thinking ahead to possible marriage.... Remember Marry the first time for money. Marry the second time for love..... Just my 2 cents.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Crossbar Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Hey, I'm no expert ... take from this whatever resonates with you. - Learn to smile often and be open to conversation. - Make someone's day - Be honest and upfront with a person in what you're looking in a relationship. - Be honest and upfront about who you are - your strengths, weaknesses, values, struggles, etc. For example ... if you're excellent at organization, productivity, and communication but you struggle with managing money, utilizing technology, and ... god forbid ... setting the PVR on time ... don't lie and pretend that you're good at those things. - Be honest and upfront with what you want in a relationship. You don't have to settle. - Learn how to communicate and also (more importantly) learn how to listen - Laugh and have fun - Take expectations and timelines of the future off the table. Let things happen when and if they're supposed to happen. - Be attentive to the other person's likes and needs. Make them feel good. Surprise them. - If you really like someone, let them know - Don't play games - Be honest with yourself and the reasons why you want a relationship. If you're looking for someone else to fill an unresolved void in yourself ... only you can fill that void. Concentrate on personal development and resolving key internal issues. The less baggage you carry into a relationship the better. The person you enter into a relationship with should be a bonus to who you are, not a necessity for survival. - Be patient, not desperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancaster Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 There is that sex doll brothel opening up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango3 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I can't tell if you have dated much or not, but if you haven't just get out there and don't settle. Date as much people as you can, figure out what it is you like in a partner and what it is you don't. You are also going to realize how relationships change you and many people say that is bad, i don't feel that way. There are relationships I've been in that have taught me a lot about myself - how I deal with conflict, have put me in situations i feel uncomfortable in, what I'm willing to compromise on and what I'm not. Be attentive and ask questions remember the little things - but don't be over bearing. As someone said earlier have your own friends, your own life, your own job and your own hobbies. i think open and honest communication from the beginning is important - this way there aren't any false expectations - if you are just dating for the fun of it be honest, if you are dating to "court someone" be honest. But most importantly be yourself and don't change that for anyone - because at one point or another you won't be able to carry on the charade and the person is going to see who you truly are and that change in behaviour would suck so much more. PS. Be ready for A LOT of rejection, sometimes people suck....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riffraff Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 2018-09-27 at 9:17 AM, Tortorella's Rant said: Be an asshole with a huge inflated ego, and a very big wallet; women love that. Qft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riffraff Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 2018-09-27 at 11:07 AM, kingofsurrey said: If you thinking ahead to possible marriage.... Remember Marry the first time for money. Marry the second time for love..... Just my 2 cents.... Usually its the reverse order that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewbieCanuckFan Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 On 9/27/2018 at 8:12 AM, Alflives said: Usually lots of alcohol increases the fun level, and makes even faces like mine look like Brad Pitt. Not enough alchohol in the world that will turn a Ron Jeremy into a Brad Pitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alflives Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, NewbieCanuckFan said: Not enough alchohol in the world that will turn a Ron Jeremy into a Brad Pitt. Now Jeremy was a guy with a “long” career. Not sure if it was longer than John Holmes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master 112 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 UPDATE: I made a Tinder profile and am looking for feedback. Occupation: Level 10 In The Slacker Career Track On The Sims About Me: I'm a complete narcissist with an ugly personality and nothing of value to offer those with whom I match. The appeal of Tinder to me is that it provides a platform through which I can make crude jokes and lazy puns to go unacknowleged by the recipient, and it also permits me to issue intentionally $&!#ty pick-up lines to anyone desperate enough to swipe right on and engage me--without real-life consequences. I once predicted the end of the world. That prediction has not yet been proven wrong. - I was going to make it longer, but there's a 500 character limit, which I'm 1 below. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 start out with lunch. I usually order egg salad sandwiches and try to dominate the conversation, chewing and talking loudly at the same time as much as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM_ Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, nucklehead said: start out with lunch. I usually order egg salad sandwiches and try to dominate the conversation, chewing and talking loudly at the same time as much as I can. man that started out so well activity dates are good 1st dates too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM_ Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 32 minutes ago, 112 said: UPDATE: I made a Tinder profile and am looking for feedback. Occupation: Level 10 In The Slacker Career Track On The Sims About Me: I'm a complete narcissist with an ugly personality and nothing of value to offer those with whom I match. The appeal of Tinder to me is that it provides a platform through which I can make crude jokes and lazy puns to go unacknowleged by the recipient, and it also permits me to issue intentionally $&!#ty pick-up lines to anyone desperate enough to swipe right on and engage me--without real-life consequences. I once predicted the end of the world. That prediction has not yet been proven wrong. - I was going to make it longer, but there's a 500 character limit, which I'm 1 below. Thoughts? you may want to add something, maybe "likes dogs and walks on the beach"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master 112 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Jimmy McGill said: you may want to add something, maybe "likes dogs and walks on the beach"? I think so. Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 If you are female it won't kill you to put out. If you are male don't expect her to put out. That's kinda creepy and a bit misogynistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReggieBush Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/27/2018 at 7:36 AM, Jimmy McGill said: girls are just as weird as guys. Weirder. And it is not even close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NucksPatsFan Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Buy a truck. Jack it up real high, high enough you can just drive over other vehicles instead of having to pass them. Crank the music, make sure the latest "Lil" rapper is blaring so loud the ground shakes. Wear your freshest tap out or Ed Hardy shirt. Now, this is important. You have to use a whole bottle of axe spray. Not a quarter, not a half, full. If they can't smell you from the next town, you have no shot. Now you're ready. Pull up onto West Georgia, park half on the side walk half next to a fire hydrant (this is how you show girls you can afford tickets and towing fees). Walk into the Shark Club next to the Moxies. Order a rockstar vodka cooler, pour it in a class and creepily stare at the moms trying to re-live their youth, or the overly tanned and pierced 20 something year olds trying to find "direction" in life. Badda bing badda boom, you leave with your "shorty" and go get tested at the clinic the following morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliG Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 One of the best advices I've received: Most of the time "mixed signals" means "no." Or, I don't know what I want and I am a mixed up person, in a mixed up part of my life, or a flake. All of the above indicate that it's often best to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRypien37 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 10/8/2018 at 9:59 AM, NucksPatsFan said: Buy a truck. Jack it up real high, high enough you can just drive over other vehicles instead of having to pass them. Crank the music, make sure the latest "Lil" rapper is blaring so loud the ground shakes. Wear your freshest tap out or Ed Hardy shirt. Now, this is important. You have to use a whole bottle of axe spray. Not a quarter, not a half, full. If they can't smell you from the next town, you have no shot. Now you're ready. Pull up onto West Georgia, park half on the side walk half next to a fire hydrant (this is how you show girls you can afford tickets and towing fees). Walk into the Shark Club next to the Moxies. Order a rockstar vodka cooler, pour it in a class and creepily stare at the moms trying to re-live their youth, or the overly tanned and pierced 20 something year olds trying to find "direction" in life. Badda bing badda boom, you leave with your "shorty" and go get tested at the clinic the following morning. You have mastered life itself. Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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