Free to all Muslim conference in Toronto kicking out Christians and Jews

[JM_]

5 minutes ago, Ryan Strome said:

I thought you said you read the Koran?

oh come on. You know better, the bible is one freaky document too. Lots of weird stuff to go around with all religions. 

 

The problem with dumb videos like this that stage manufactured outrage is it just lowers the bar for proper debate of ideas. 

[Rob_Zepp]

4 minutes ago, Jimmy McGill said:

yes welcome to Canada, where former Rebel media hacks are recognized and given the boot they deserve from a conference for being jerks. 

 

" A jihadi hate conference"? Yeah, OK. I bet the grand bazar shopping portion had the latest in suicide bomber attire. I mean, you might as well splurge right? you're never going to get a chance to look better. 

 

 

BLOW OUT prices.   The lines were so long for the sale - people were literally dying to get in there.   

 

[Ryan Strome]

Just now, Jimmy McGill said:

oh come on. You know better, the bible is one freaky document too. Lots of weird stuff to go around with all religions. 

 

The problem with dumb videos like this that staging manufactured outrage it just lowers the bar for proper debate of ideas. 

I don't disagree with you Jimmy but what the indivuals(likely the organizers) said at the front door was blatant discrimination.

[Warhippy]

6 minutes ago, Alflives said:

Again, any group that believes in discrimination is wrong.  I recently read the Koran.  Of course it’s an English translation, but I figure I got the idea.  There is actually quite a lot about the man/ woman relationship.  I was kind of surprised by the detail too.  I think anyone wanting to attend this conference, who bought a ticket, would (likely) be able to stay and listen.  If the conference does preach hatred, bigotry, and violence then the police should step in, and those guilty should be prosecuted.  

Alf we've butted heads but,

 

The difference between extremist christians and extremist islam is country of origin for the most part

 

I've attended numerous conferences of religious natures that teach good stuff, and quite vile.  Remarkably, the cries of outrage people voicing in this thread are making are silent when Christian conferences speak out against the LGBTQ community or in support of the Joel Osteens of the world.

 

The danger does not arrive via hate speech, but by the ignoring of hate speech based on personal bias

[Alflives]

1 minute ago, Ryan Strome said:

I thought you said you read the Koran?

I did, and every word.  It’s very simple to understand.  It’s not the parables of the New Testament, that’s for sure.  It’s more like a how to book.  If people in Canada are promoting violence, those guilty should be Arrested, charged, tried, convicted, and put in prison.  If this conference was teaching hate, and violence, then the police should close them up for sure.  I think these protestors were entitled to their display, but they were kind of rude pushing their way inside.  I still don’t get why the lady in red just didn’t buy a ticket, and sit and listen to the various speakers?  Then she could have actually learned what was going on inside.   

[Ryan Strome]

Just now, Warhippy said:

Alf we've butted heads but,

 

The difference between extremist christians and extremist islam is country of origin for the most part

 

I've attended numerous conferences of religious natures that teach good stuff, and quite vile.  Remarkably, the cries of outrage people voicing in this thread are making are silent when Christian conferences speak out against the LGBTQ community or in support of the Joel Osteens of the world.

 

The danger does not arrive via hate speech, but by the ignoring of hate speech based on personal bias

Yes, muslims are so tolerant to the LGBTQ community. 

[JM_]

4 minutes ago, Ryan Strome said:

I don't disagree with you Jimmy but what the indivuals(likely the organizers) said at the front door was blatant discrimination.

I guess the question is can it really be discrimination when the reporters went there to get discriminated against? The whole idea of the perceived part of discrimination law is fake in this case. If there really were grounds that would be one thing, but not when its manufactured like this. We have enough bad crap going on we don't need to fake it to make a point. 

 

 

[Green Building]

11 minutes ago, Jimmy McGill said:

yes welcome to Canada, where former Rebel media hacks are recognized and given the boot they deserve from a conference for being jerks. 

 

" A jihadi hate conference"? Yeah, OK. I bet the grand bazar shopping portion had the latest in suicide bomber attire. I mean, you might as well splurge right? you're never going to get a chance to look better. 

 

 

Rebel Media is Fox News spinoff herpes attempting to gain traction in Canada. Absolute trash.

[Warhippy]

1 minute ago, Jimmy McGill said:

I guess the question is can it really be discrimination when the reporters went there to get discriminated against? The whole idea of the perceived part of discrimination law is fake in this case. If there really were grounds that would be one thing, but not when its manufactured like this. We have enough bad crap going on we don't need to fake it to make a point. 

 

 

That's actually a good question.

 

It's much like the people yelling hit me, hit me then playing the victim after they get hit.

 

How can you show up to a place populated by people you've spoken so vilely about in the past then claim discrimination after they turn you away from belligerence and having a mob waiting outside

[Warhippy]

5 minutes ago, Ryan Strome said:

Yes, muslims are so tolerant to the LGBTQ community. 

Strawman on the field.  5 yard penalty

[D.B Cooper]

49 minutes ago, Warhippy said:

looool

 

OK so first off.  Investigative hournalist?  Who?  Faith Goldy?  Laura Loomer?  Former Rebel Media and The Stormer spokespeople who admitted in court along with  Ezra Levant that they're NOT reporters or journalists but entertainers tried to crash a conference with a VERY clear intention judging by the people they had waiting outside with cute signs and all.  But got turned away and are claiming discrimination?

 

Imagine what would happen if protesters with signs tried to go to a Trump rally.  Wait no, don't imagine it because we have google to show us what happens.  it isn't pretty.  In fact I recall a certain presidential candidate saying be rough with them, punch them in their faces etc

 

Sorry champ, you cannot for one second post these people who have knowingly openly and happily propagated white supremacy, anti anything that isn't white extreme right views as victims for not being allowed in to a conference in which people they have spoken about and threatened violence to as well as swearing to push them from north america were hosting speakers.

 

This is so laughably transparent it's pathetic 

 

This is without mentioning ONCE that they keep saying they are anti semetic, anti Jew but have spoken with numerous people and supported or worked with numerous people who have spoken clearly against Judaism, israel and claimed the holocaust was a fake.

 

How sad does a person have to be really

So much this.     

[Alflives]

1 minute ago, Ryan Strome said:

Yes, muslims are so tolerant to the LGBTQ community. 

Muslims, Jews, and Christians have way more in common (when it comes to hatred and bigotry based on voluntary ignorance) than they do differences.  These three groups fight over which one follows the true teaching of a God they all believe to be the same one.  It’s actually all rather sad.  That lady in the red dress refused to listen and learn what those Muslim people were going to have their convention about.  And the Muslim organizers refused to allow that lady to come and listen.  Yet, they believe in the same God.  To me, that’s sad.

[Rob_Zepp]

3 minutes ago, Jimmy McGill said:

oh come on. You know better, the bible is one freaky document too. Lots of weird stuff to go around with all religions. 

 

The problem with dumb videos like this that stage manufactured outrage is it just lowers the bar for proper debate of ideas. 

1. You asked for 100 foreskins? Here are 200, hope that's OK.

 

David wants to marry Saul's daughter Michal. Saul doesn't want David to marry his daughter, so he demands as a bride price 100 foreskins of his enemies the Philistines, hoping that David will get killed fighting them. But instead, David goes and kills 200 Philistines, cuts off their foreskins, presents them to Saul, and marries Michal.

 

From 1 Samuel 18:25-27.

2. You call me bald, I will have you killed by a bear.

 

Some children mock a bald man. He curses them, and two female bears come out of the woods, killing 42 of them. He continues on his journey. No one seems to think this is disproportionate.

 

From 2 Kings 2:23-24.

3. Noah gets hammered and behaves weirdly.

 

In which Noah gets extremely drunk on wine from his vineyard and passes out naked outside his tent. One of his sons sees him and tells his brothers, who drag him into the tent and cover him up. Noah then exiles his grandson, who hasn't been mentioned so far, apparently for no reason whatsoever.

 

From Genesis 9:20-28.

4. God says he doesn't want any sacrifices from people with damaged testicles.

 

God tells Moses that he is very particular about who can offer food at his temples. No one with a "defect" is allowed. That is, "no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores, or damaged testicles".

 

From Leviticus 21:17-24.

5. Take that, fatty.

 

Ehud, an assassin, stabs a king called Eglon. Eglon is extremely fat, so the whole sword, up to the handle, is lost within his rolls of flab. Eglon then craps himself and dies, and Ehud leaves without his sword.

 

From Judges 3:12-23.

6. Lie down on your side for one year, and eat bread baked with human poo!

 

God tells Ezekiel that in memorial of the siege of Jerusalem, he needs to build a model of the city. Then he needs to lie down on his left side for 390 days, then his right side for 40 days. During this time he is only allowed to eat bread which he has baked over a fire of human crap.

Ezekiel protests at this last bit, so God lets him use cow dung instead.

 

From Ezekiel 1:1-16.

7. Abram pretends his wife is his sister, so Egypt gets punished with the plague.

 

Abram's wife Sarai is seriously good-looking, so Abram is worried that the Egyptians will kill him to steal her. He asks her to pretend that she's his sister instead.

The Egyptians do indeed think she's very good-looking, so they tell the Pharaoh, who gives Abram "sheep and cattle, male and female donkeys, male and female servants, and camels", and takes Sarai into his household. But this annoys God, who punishes the Pharaoh's family with "serious diseases".

 

From Genesis 12:10-20.

8. God decides not to kill Moses after seeing some foreskin blood on his feet.

 

Moses is walking back to Egypt after spending some time in Midian. God decides to kill him. But Moses's wife takes a flint knife, chops off their son's foreskin, and dabs the blood on to Moses's feet, saying, "Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me!" God changes his mind.

 

From Exodus 4.24-26.

9. No, don't rape those guys, rape my daughters instead.

 

Two angels visit a guy called Lot in the town of Sodom. Every single man living in Sodom turns up on Lot's doorstep demanding to be allowed to rape the two angels. Lot asks the men if they would rather rape his two young daughters instead.   The crowd say they would not, so God strikes them all blind and tells Lot and his family to get out of the town without looking back because he is going to destroy it. Lot's wife disobeys the instruction and looks back, so, for reasons that are not adequately explored, God turns her into a pillar of salt.

 

From Genesis 19:1-26.

10. Fancy a drink, Dad?

 

Lot and two daughters have fled Sodom, and are hiding in a cave. His daughters worry that there aren't any men around. So they take it in turns to get their father drunk and have sex with him. They both get pregnant, and their sons each start great dynasties.

 

From Genesis 19:30-38.

11. In which Jesus reminds us of the real enemy – the trees.

 

Jesus is hungry one day. He goes to grab a fig off a tree. The tree has no fruit, only leaves, so Jesus loses his rag and curses it. "May you never bear fruit again," he says. The tree dies. His followers look surprised, so Jesus tells them that that's nothing and he could totally make a mountain jump in the sea if he wanted to.

 

From Matthew 21:18-21.

12. I am the Lord your God, and if I want to make donkeys talk I bloody well will.

 

A man called Balaam beats his donkey for stopping. God gives the donkey the power of speech, and the donkey complains about being beaten. Balaam is apparently unfazed by the talking donkey and threatens to kill it. Then an angel comes along and tells him that actually the donkey is doing God's work.

 

From Numbers 22.28-29.

13. Pay the tax with magic fish!

 

Jesus and his disciples are asked to pay some tax. Jesus says that they're exempt, but out of politeness, he agrees to magically make a four-drachma coin appear in a fish's mouth so that his apostle Peter can pay with that.

 

From Matthew 17:24-26.

14. God gets beaten up by a guy with a dislocated hip.

 

Jacob is moving house. His wife and 11 sons have gone ahead of him. Suddenly, without any explanation, he's wrestling with a man. The fight goes on all night. The man knows he's losing, so he somehow magically wrenches Jacob's hip out of place. Jacob says he won't let go until the man blesses him, so the man does that, and then admits that, in fact, he's God. "Therefore to this day," says the Bible, "the Israelites do not eat the tendon attached to the socket of the hip, because the socket of Jacob's hip was touched near the tendon."

[Warhippy]

2 minutes ago, Rob_Zepp said:

1. You asked for 100 foreskins? Here are 200, hope that's OK.

 

David wants to marry Saul's daughter Michal. Saul doesn't want David to marry his daughter, so he demands as a bride price 100 foreskins of his enemies the Philistines, hoping that David will get killed fighting them. But instead, David goes and kills 200 Philistines, cuts off their foreskins, presents them to Saul, and marries Michal.

 

From 1 Samuel 18:25-27.

2. You call me bald, I will have you killed by a bear.

 

Some children mock a bald man. He curses them, and two female bears come out of the woods, killing 42 of them. He continues on his journey. No one seems to think this is disproportionate.

 

From 2 Kings 2:23-24.

3. Noah gets hammered and behaves weirdly.

 

In which Noah gets extremely drunk on wine from his vineyard and passes out naked outside his tent. One of his sons sees him and tells his brothers, who drag him into the tent and cover him up. Noah then exiles his grandson, who hasn't been mentioned so far, apparently for no reason whatsoever.

 

From Genesis 9:20-28.

4. God says he doesn't want any sacrifices from people with damaged testicles.

 

God tells Moses that he is very particular about who can offer food at his temples. No one with a "defect" is allowed. That is, "no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores, or damaged testicles".

 

From Leviticus 21:17-24.

5. Take that, fatty.

 

Ehud, an assassin, stabs a king called Eglon. Eglon is extremely fat, so the whole sword, up to the handle, is lost within his rolls of flab. Eglon then craps himself and dies, and Ehud leaves without his sword.

 

From Judges 3:12-23.

6. Lie down on your side for one year, and eat bread baked with human poo!

 

God tells Ezekiel that in memorial of the siege of Jerusalem, he needs to build a model of the city. Then he needs to lie down on his left side for 390 days, then his right side for 40 days. During this time he is only allowed to eat bread which he has baked over a fire of human crap.

Ezekiel protests at this last bit, so God lets him use cow dung instead.

 

From Ezekiel 1:1-16.

7. Abram pretends his wife is his sister, so Egypt gets punished with the plague.

 

Abram's wife Sarai is seriously good-looking, so Abram is worried that the Egyptians will kill him to steal her. He asks her to pretend that she's his sister instead.

The Egyptians do indeed think she's very good-looking, so they tell the Pharaoh, who gives Abram "sheep and cattle, male and female donkeys, male and female servants, and camels", and takes Sarai into his household. But this annoys God, who punishes the Pharaoh's family with "serious diseases".

 

From Genesis 12:10-20.

8. God decides not to kill Moses after seeing some foreskin blood on his feet.

 

Moses is walking back to Egypt after spending some time in Midian. God decides to kill him. But Moses's wife takes a flint knife, chops off their son's foreskin, and dabs the blood on to Moses's feet, saying, "Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me!" God changes his mind.

 

From Exodus 4.24-26.

9. No, don't rape those guys, rape my daughters instead.

 

Two angels visit a guy called Lot in the town of Sodom. Every single man living in Sodom turns up on Lot's doorstep demanding to be allowed to rape the two angels. Lot asks the men if they would rather rape his two young daughters instead.   The crowd say they would not, so God strikes them all blind and tells Lot and his family to get out of the town without looking back because he is going to destroy it. Lot's wife disobeys the instruction and looks back, so, for reasons that are not adequately explored, God turns her into a pillar of salt.

 

From Genesis 19:1-26.

10. Fancy a drink, Dad?

 

Lot and two daughters have fled Sodom, and are hiding in a cave. His daughters worry that there aren't any men around. So they take it in turns to get their father drunk and have sex with him. They both get pregnant, and their sons each start great dynasties.

 

From Genesis 19:30-38.

11. In which Jesus reminds us of the real enemy – the trees.

 

Jesus is hungry one day. He goes to grab a fig off a tree. The tree has no fruit, only leaves, so Jesus loses his rag and curses it. "May you never bear fruit again," he says. The tree dies. His followers look surprised, so Jesus tells them that that's nothing and he could totally make a mountain jump in the sea if he wanted to.

 

From Matthew 21:18-21.

12. I am the Lord your God, and if I want to make donkeys talk I bloody well will.

 

A man called Balaam beats his donkey for stopping. God gives the donkey the power of speech, and the donkey complains about being beaten. Balaam is apparently unfazed by the talking donkey and threatens to kill it. Then an angel comes along and tells him that actually the donkey is doing God's work.

 

From Numbers 22.28-29.

13. Pay the tax with magic fish!

 

Jesus and his disciples are asked to pay some tax. Jesus says that they're exempt, but out of politeness, he agrees to magically make a four-drachma coin appear in a fish's mouth so that his apostle Peter can pay with that.

 

From Matthew 17:24-26.

14. God gets beaten up by a guy with a dislocated hip.

 

Jacob is moving house. His wife and 11 sons have gone ahead of him. Suddenly, without any explanation, he's wrestling with a man. The fight goes on all night. The man knows he's losing, so he somehow magically wrenches Jacob's hip out of place. Jacob says he won't let go until the man blesses him, so the man does that, and then admits that, in fact, he's God. "Therefore to this day," says the Bible, "the Israelites do not eat the tendon attached to the socket of the hip, because the socket of Jacob's hip was touched near the tendon."

So juicy I need two psalms to keep it under control

[D.B Cooper]

27 minutes ago, Ryan Strome said:

Of course she is going for a reaction. However in typical muslim fashion this muslim guy discriminated against non muslims.

 

If he wasn't such an intolerant person those two would have looked like fools. They hope to expose his and Muslim communities discriminating views and the succeeded.

I have to agree with Alf here.  

They didn’t get let in because they were obviously there to cause $&!#.   

 

Boo hoo to your discrimination bs.  

You want to talk about race discrimination?    I’m a half black man who grew up near calgary.  

Not a single Muslim every treated me wrong, but guess who did........

 

you cant birch about one side, then completely ignore the other.  

 

We we are all $&!#ty people no matter what colour or religion, and the sooner we figure that out the better.   

[Warhippy]

2 minutes ago, drummerboy said:

I have to agree with Alf here.  

They didn’t get let in because they were obviously there to cause $&!#.   

 

Boo hoo to your discrimination bs.  

You want to talk about race discrimination?    I’m a half black man who grew up near calgary.  

Not a single Muslim every treated me wrong, but guess who did........

 

you cant birch about one side, then completely ignore the other.  

 

We we are all $&!#ty people no matter what colour or religion, and the sooner we figure that out the better.   

Sadly at that point we'll be fighting over who is sh***** for top spot 

[48MPHSlapShot]

I'm not going to claim to know much about the people making the video, but I'm going to assume that they believe that a private business doesn't "owe" their service to anyone, as that would constitute involuntary servitude (yes, I believe this too).

 

It's says a lot about a person when they're willing to drop one of their core beliefs when the shoe is on the other foot. Spineless really.

[Putgolzin]

 

15 minutes ago, Rob_Zepp said:

1. You asked for 100 foreskins? Here are 200, hope that's OK.

 

David wants to marry Saul's daughter Michal. Saul doesn't want David to marry his daughter, so he demands as a bride price 100 foreskins of his enemies the Philistines, hoping that David will get killed fighting them. But instead, David goes and kills 200 Philistines, cuts off their foreskins, presents them to Saul, and marries Michal.

 

From 1 Samuel 18:25-27.

 

 

I used to always be reminded of that story when people ordered calamari as an appetizer.

 

 

[JM_]

11 minutes ago, Rob_Zepp said:

1. You asked for 100 foreskins? Here are 200, hope that's OK.

 

David wants to marry Saul's daughter Michal. Saul doesn't want David to marry his daughter, so he demands as a bride price 100 foreskins of his enemies the Philistines, hoping that David will get killed fighting them. But instead, David goes and kills 200 Philistines, cuts off their foreskins, presents them to Saul, and marries Michal.

 

From 1 Samuel 18:25-27.

2. You call me bald, I will have you killed by a bear.

 

Some children mock a bald man. He curses them, and two female bears come out of the woods, killing 42 of them. He continues on his journey. No one seems to think this is disproportionate.

 

From 2 Kings 2:23-24.

3. Noah gets hammered and behaves weirdly.

 

In which Noah gets extremely drunk on wine from his vineyard and passes out naked outside his tent. One of his sons sees him and tells his brothers, who drag him into the tent and cover him up. Noah then exiles his grandson, who hasn't been mentioned so far, apparently for no reason whatsoever.

 

From Genesis 9:20-28.

4. God says he doesn't want any sacrifices from people with damaged testicles.

 

God tells Moses that he is very particular about who can offer food at his temples. No one with a "defect" is allowed. That is, "no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores, or damaged testicles".

 

From Leviticus 21:17-24.

5. Take that, fatty.

 

Ehud, an assassin, stabs a king called Eglon. Eglon is extremely fat, so the whole sword, up to the handle, is lost within his rolls of flab. Eglon then craps himself and dies, and Ehud leaves without his sword.

 

From Judges 3:12-23.

6. Lie down on your side for one year, and eat bread baked with human poo!

 

God tells Ezekiel that in memorial of the siege of Jerusalem, he needs to build a model of the city. Then he needs to lie down on his left side for 390 days, then his right side for 40 days. During this time he is only allowed to eat bread which he has baked over a fire of human crap.

Ezekiel protests at this last bit, so God lets him use cow dung instead.

 

From Ezekiel 1:1-16.

7. Abram pretends his wife is his sister, so Egypt gets punished with the plague.

 

Abram's wife Sarai is seriously good-looking, so Abram is worried that the Egyptians will kill him to steal her. He asks her to pretend that she's his sister instead.

The Egyptians do indeed think she's very good-looking, so they tell the Pharaoh, who gives Abram "sheep and cattle, male and female donkeys, male and female servants, and camels", and takes Sarai into his household. But this annoys God, who punishes the Pharaoh's family with "serious diseases".

 

From Genesis 12:10-20.

8. God decides not to kill Moses after seeing some foreskin blood on his feet.

 

Moses is walking back to Egypt after spending some time in Midian. God decides to kill him. But Moses's wife takes a flint knife, chops off their son's foreskin, and dabs the blood on to Moses's feet, saying, "Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me!" God changes his mind.

 

From Exodus 4.24-26.

9. No, don't rape those guys, rape my daughters instead.

 

Two angels visit a guy called Lot in the town of Sodom. Every single man living in Sodom turns up on Lot's doorstep demanding to be allowed to rape the two angels. Lot asks the men if they would rather rape his two young daughters instead.   The crowd say they would not, so God strikes them all blind and tells Lot and his family to get out of the town without looking back because he is going to destroy it. Lot's wife disobeys the instruction and looks back, so, for reasons that are not adequately explored, God turns her into a pillar of salt.

 

From Genesis 19:1-26.

10. Fancy a drink, Dad?

 

Lot and two daughters have fled Sodom, and are hiding in a cave. His daughters worry that there aren't any men around. So they take it in turns to get their father drunk and have sex with him. They both get pregnant, and their sons each start great dynasties.

 

From Genesis 19:30-38.

11. In which Jesus reminds us of the real enemy – the trees.

 

Jesus is hungry one day. He goes to grab a fig off a tree. The tree has no fruit, only leaves, so Jesus loses his rag and curses it. "May you never bear fruit again," he says. The tree dies. His followers look surprised, so Jesus tells them that that's nothing and he could totally make a mountain jump in the sea if he wanted to.

 

From Matthew 21:18-21.

12. I am the Lord your God, and if I want to make donkeys talk I bloody well will.

 

A man called Balaam beats his donkey for stopping. God gives the donkey the power of speech, and the donkey complains about being beaten. Balaam is apparently unfazed by the talking donkey and threatens to kill it. Then an angel comes along and tells him that actually the donkey is doing God's work.

 

From Numbers 22.28-29.

13. Pay the tax with magic fish!

 

Jesus and his disciples are asked to pay some tax. Jesus says that they're exempt, but out of politeness, he agrees to magically make a four-drachma coin appear in a fish's mouth so that his apostle Peter can pay with that.

 

From Matthew 17:24-26.

14. God gets beaten up by a guy with a dislocated hip.

 

Jacob is moving house. His wife and 11 sons have gone ahead of him. Suddenly, without any explanation, he's wrestling with a man. The fight goes on all night. The man knows he's losing, so he somehow magically wrenches Jacob's hip out of place. Jacob says he won't let go until the man blesses him, so the man does that, and then admits that, in fact, he's God. "Therefore to this day," says the Bible, "the Israelites do not eat the tendon attached to the socket of the hip, because the socket of Jacob's hip was touched near the tendon."

you're cracking me up today 

[Green Building]

4 minutes ago, nzan said:

I used to always be reminded of that story when people ordered calamari as an appetizer.

Nothing will ruin hot, fresh calamari, not even it being compared to foreskin. With tzaziki.  

 

I'm hungry.