aGENT Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Monty said: After getting a vasectomy earlier this week, GM Monty did another crazy thing and not only made a huge trade, but decided to send it in 3 times. Damn these extra strength Advil’s. welcome to the club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionJax09 Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Report: Word out of Pittsburgh is that no one in the bottom six is safe. GM ActionJax09 is looking to add a fresh face or two to the lineup. A trade or demotion could be made to make room. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck2xtreme Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 SIGNING: The Buffalo Sabres have signed Nikita Gusev to a four year contract. Nikita Gusev - 4 year, $16 million dollar contract. ($4 million per season) 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck2xtreme Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 SIGNING: The New Jersey Devils have signed defenceman Mitch Reinke to a three year contract. Mitch Reinke - 3 year, $2.775 million dollar contract. ($925,000 per season) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethunder Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, canuck2xtreme said: SIGNING: The Buffalo Sabres have signed Nikita Gusev to a four year contract. Nikita Gusev - 4 year, $16 million dollar contract. ($4 million per season) Woooo! We are very excited to add Nikita to the mix. The trade of Brock Boeser left us with a hole in our top 6 that we believe Nikita can step right in and fill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush17 Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 31 minutes ago, lethunder said: Woooo! We are very excited to add Nikita to the mix. The trade of Brock Boeser left us with a hole in our top 6 that we believe Nikita can step right in and fill. I am very surprised he got signed for 4M. I thought for sure he would have been a higher AAV target! Congrats thunder! That is a good value signing! I'm curious to see how he translates to the NHL! Edited July 7, 2019 by Rush17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 2 hours ago, ActionJax09 said: Should have came out to Vancouver to see Dr. Pollock. No Needle No scalpel! Went to a similar guy in Winnipeg who’s been doing it for 27 years. Got to watch Seinfeld while he did the procedure. That helped. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Monty said: After getting a vasectomy earlier this week, GM Monty did another crazy thing and not only made a huge trade, but decided to send it in 3 times. Damn these extra strength Advil’s. Gotta shoot your load while you can. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rush17 said: I am very surprised he got signed for 4M. I thought for sure he would have been a higher AAV target! Congrats thunder! That is a good value signing! I'm curious to see how he translates to the NHL! That's a lot of term for a guy who has never played in the NHL. But with the European opt oiut clause, I like the gamble. Edited July 7, 2019 by theminister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethunder Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, theminister said: That's a lot of term for a guy who has never played in the NHL. But with the European opt oiut clause, I like the gamble. Much like Kenny Rogers, I'm a bit of a gambler... Also a fat f*$k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Primal Optimist Posted July 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, lethunder said: Much like Kenny Rogers, I'm a bit of a gambler... Also a fat f*$k I was a pretty fit guy in the army...but large, haha. I was in a small tailor shop near Damascus in Syria buying soccer jerseys and gold rings for my nephews and nieces and some stuff for me...the shop owner unveils his new "size" while I am there, specifically for North Americans..."FFF" I was like FFF? what kind of a size is that, to which he waived his hands and says "Try it on my friend, you will see". It fit like he took every measurement on my body and tailored me a suit a la Don Cherry's tailor...lol He says, Yeah, so your the model for my new size, the biggest we offer, "F*(king Fat F*(k". I didn't know if i would still get the same awesome pricing deal if i was offended so i embraced it. My size: FFF. like a badge of first world honour, lol. Edited July 7, 2019 by Primal Optimist 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Hey guys, so I found out today I don't earn enough to " have people for that " so looks like the wife and kid are being jerks and not doing the yard work. Unbelievable I know, so anyways I guess that leaves me. A slew of signings incoming this evening. Thanks 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) TRADE: The Toronto Maple Leafs have made a trade with the Calgary Flames. To TOR: Dylan Larkin Thomas Chabot Kristian Vesalainen To CGY: Nazem Kadri Erik Karlsson Oliver Wahlstrom Edited July 8, 2019 by Mike Vanderhoek 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mike Vanderhoek said: TRADE: The Toronto Maple Leafs have made a trade with the Calgary Flames. To TOR: Dylan Larkin Thomas Chabot Kristian Vesalainen To CGY: Nazem kadri Erik Karlsson Oliver Wahlstrom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush17 Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 kadri gets the lower case k. Because that's all he deserves 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensman Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mike Vanderhoek said: Hey guys, so I found out today I don't earn enough to " have people for that " so looks like the wife and kid are being jerks and not doing the yard work. Unbelievable I know, so anyways I guess that leaves me. A slew of signings incoming this evening. Thanks Gardens first my friend... gardens first. Plants before prospects. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mike Vanderhoek said: TRADE: The Toronto Maple Leafs have made a trade with the Calgary Flames. To TOR: Dylan Larkin Thomas Chabot Kristian Vesalainen To CGY: Nazem kadri Erik Karlsson Oliver Wahlstrom Surprisingly, this trade came together very, very quickly between @gmen81 and myself. All in all, I think this is fair for both sides. Larkin is miles better than Kadri, but Kadri plays on the Avs, which is where the benefit comes playoff time. Karlsson is better than Chabot, due to the Shark factor and not the Ottawa factor. The salary cap hit is also a massive risk for me. But this is about immediate impact for the playoffs. And both Chabot and Larkin would not have helped come the playoffs, whereas Karlsson and Kadri will. It became apparent once the base was agreed upon that there would need to be a little more happening, which was where Vesalainen and Wahlstrom came in. Vesalainen is going to help now, which is where I’m losing out in the short term. However, with Hellebuyck and Connor as Winnipeg rep, with Dylan Samberg in the waiting, I’m well suited for Winnipeg players. I think Wahlstrom had a down year and will likely turn it around quickly in Bridgeport next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 SIGNING: The Calgary Flames have signed forward Oula Palve to a two year deal. Oula Palve: 2 years, $ 2.0 million dollar contract ( $ 1,000,000.00 per season ). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 SIGNING: The Vancouver Canucks have signed forward Nico Sturm to a three year deal. Nico Sturm: 3 years, $ 3.0 million dollar contract ( $ 1,000,000.00 per season ). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 SIGNING: The Dallas Stars have signed forward Eric Staal to a one year deal. Eric Staal: 1 years, $ 5.25 million dollar contract ( $ 5,250,000.00 per season ). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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