Cpt.Clutch Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) a new simple game my fermented grape juice has inspired poster asks a stupid question, next poster answers the stupid question with a stupid answer before asking another stupid question. Could be a stupid rhetorical question, could be inspired by C2H5OH, could be just whatever your phone’s suggested/predictive words are... I’ll start with a question my daughter asked me. What is the point of the “pocket” on the front of mens underwear? Edited July 23, 2019 by Cpt.Clutch Link to comment
Baer. Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I assumed the double flap was a sort of airlock in case something slips out. If it was just an open flap, expose would be inevitable. Especially if you are wearing jeans, you don't want to get caught in the zipper. Whether or not I use it to pee or just "going over the top" depends on what I'm wearing or if I'm at home. My question is... If the earth is flat, why don't we all move to one side of the earth and all jump at the same time and try to tip it over? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Baer. said: I assumed the double flap was a sort of airlock in case something slips out. If it was just an open flap, expose would be inevitable. Especially if you are wearing jeans, you don't want to get caught in the zipper. Whether or not I use it to pee or just "going over the top" depends on what I'm wearing or if I'm at home. My question is... If the earth is flat, why don't we all move to one side of the earth and all jump at the same time and try to tip it over? The earth is actually shaped like a dill pickle, forever soaked in a sticky, briny fluid. This sticky "goop" holds the planet's populace perfectly balanced on the pickle for all times. Why do clouds invest in the TSX, when Asian markets have nowhere to go but up? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 The cloud’s goal is precipitation, therefore any upward trend is considered counterproductive. You going to eat that? Link to comment
Baer. Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Cpt.Clutch said: The cloud’s goal is precipitation, therefore any upward trend is considered counterproductive. You going to eat that? I'm saving it for later 59 minutes ago, DarthMelvin said: U mad bro? No u How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 The wood chuck won the lottery, he ain’t working no more. Whats my age again? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Just now, Cpt.Clutch said: The wood chuck won the lottery, he ain’t working no more. Whats my age again? Your age is purple. What's the hypotenuse of an oval? Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, falcon45ca said: Your age is purple. What's the hypotenuse of an oval? Whats a hypotenuse? Does it make you mad bro? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Derp. what is McDonald’s special sauce? Link to comment
Baer. Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Mind control serum. It's a conspiracy. Ronald McDonald is real and he rules the world. How poisonous is dihydrogen monoxide? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Although not poisonous, DHMO has been linked with serious side effects. 100% of all cancer patients (Canadian statistic, up for review) have admitted to consuming it, and just a few breathes of it can lead to serious injury, or even death. Why did you do it? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 It was the ethical thing to do, doctor. What makes gravity so desperate to attract? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 It’s a wh@re. Everything it attracts will attract back with the same amount of force, yet it still needs more. If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, does that make sitting down gay? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Only if you sit on a pole. Why is the black bear the best bear? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Because racism is ded. Rye or whole wheat bread? Link to comment
JM_ Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 13 minutes ago, Stamkos said: Because racism is ded. Rye or whole wheat bread? Rye. Whole wheat is for hippies. If a hot dog is a sandwich then is cereal soup? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 A hot dog is only a sandwich if you break the bun apart like a madman, otherwise it’s a burrito, whereas a cereal can be either a soup or stew. On a scale of 1-10, what’s your favourite colour of the alphabet? Mine’s triangle. Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, Stamkos said: A hot dog is only a sandwich if you break the bun apart like a madman, otherwise it’s a burrito, whereas a cereal can be either a soup or stew. On a scale of 1-10, what’s your favourite colour of the alphabet? Mine’s triangle. White.... Do you even play Mafia? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Nah. I just spout off random words and hope I win @Blue Jay 22 Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel for an action movie? Link to comment
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