Shift-4 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 There are no stupid questions Only stupid people Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Shift-4 said: There are no stupid questions Only stupid people i think there are stupid animals and stupid artistic expressions. Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 I think, therefore you exist. What to English people call english muffins? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just now, Cpt.Clutch said: I think, therefore you exist. What to English people call english muffins? Croissants. Why don't they increase the speed limit in school zones to 90? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Because it's too easy to ollie over a car that's going 90. Duh Why do I love Chinese food buffets even though they make me $&!# like crazy? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just now, luckylager said: Because it's too easy to ollie over a car that's going 90. Duh Why do I love Chinese food buffets even though they make me $&!# like crazy? Cuz you enjoy wet things sliding out if your pooper at Mach 5. Why does a fart smell bad only to other people around you? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Because sweet relief is barf music to the inhibited. If cheetahs are so fast, why are they so skinny? If I was as fast as a cheetah, I'd have run myself a few million bucks and be fat as $&!# by now. Link to comment
J-23 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, luckylager said: Because sweet relief is barf music to the inhibited. If cheetahs are so fast, why are they so skinny? If I was as fast as a cheetah, I'd have run myself a few million bucks and be fat as $&!# by now. Treadmills. If caffeine is a drug does that make coffee shop owners drug dealers? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 No, it makes them coffee shop owners, which is just as douchey as a drug dealer anyways. Is mobilizing a bunch of dip$&!#s to storm Area 51 the worst idea ever? (Asking for a friend) Link to comment
Baer. Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, luckylager said: No, it makes them coffee shop owners, which is just as douchey as a drug dealer anyways. Is mobilizing a bunch of dip$&!#s to storm Area 51 the worst idea ever? (Asking for a friend) Yes, only because the average Naruto runner has the morale and organization of a limp noodle. As soon as the first wave of cannon fodder begin to drop, everybody would just run away scared. People don't have the balls to be a martyr. It would fail within minutes. Would you like some fresh ground pepper? Edited July 25, 2019 by Baer. Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 No, but I could use a little more basil. Can you fetch that for me? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does anyone care? Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 19 hours ago, 112 said: i think there are stupid animals and stupid artistic expressions. I think you are right! Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 Sugar and spice and everything nice, or so the story goes. What is a salacious crumb? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 45 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Sugar and spice and everything nice, or so the story goes. What is a salacious crumb? A crumb that comes from one's bum. Why did the Neverending Story need a sequel? Seems unnecessary Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 well, it's not a sequel, more a continuation. does the physics change if we want it to? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 The residual spritz of the everything is flavoured with one's yearn. I can run five kilometers per ounce. How do touch down celebrations affect the total score on your ICBC online practice driving test? Link to comment
Baer. Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 23 minutes ago, bishopshodan said: The residual spritz of the everything is flavoured with one's yearn. I can run five kilometers per ounce. How do touch down celebrations affect the total score on your ICBC online practice driving test? There are 3 metrics First off you could probably up your distanceweight. Definitely will help if you could up that to one mile per 0.03KG. First metric is flips. How many standing front flips did you do? Minimal is 2 to pass I would say. Can't drive an M1 Abrams if you can't do a front flip. Second is profanity. ICBC loves profanity. So swear all the time when taking the test. Lastly is finishing. Do at least 5 laps around the field to prove you have the stamina to drive in traffic in the lower mainland. How do Australians keep themselves from falling off the earth? Living upside down must be rough... Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Just now, Baer. said: There are 3 metrics First off you could probably up your distanceweight. Definitely will help if you could up that to one mile per 0.03KG. First metric is flips. How many standing front flips did you do? Minimal is 2 to pass I would say. Can't drive an M1 Abrams if you can't do a front flip. Second is profanity. ICBC loves profanity. So swear all the time when taking the test. Lastly is finishing. Do at least 5 laps around the field to prove you have the stamina to drive in traffic in the lower mainland. How do Australians keep themselves from falling off the earth? Living upside down must be rough... Aussie land is very hot & humid, thus making the peoples sticky. It is this stickiness that keeps them from falling off the planet. How come I get so sleepy right after I wake up? Link to comment
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