DarthMelvin Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 The Stupid Genie is granting one wish... Example: I wish for a million dollars... Genie grants you a million dollars...in Monopoly money. I'll post a wish... And the next poster will grant my wish as the Stoopid Genie and make his or her own wish. Have fun. I wish I were a huge star... Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 I make witty remarks cos' the Missus wanted a cunning linguist? Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said: You are, on the top of a 100-foot burning Christmas tree in a shopping mall on another continent. I wish life was really like a box of chocolates... made by the Godiva chocolates factory. Poof, it is! You're now tightly wrapped in paper and stuck in a &^@#ing box til you die, sucker! Hahahahaha ahhhhhh I wish I had a bottomless keg. 1 Link to comment
Captain Canuck #12 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 17 minutes ago, luckylager said: Poof, it is! You're now tightly wrapped in paper and stuck in a &^@#ing box til you die, sucker! Hahahahaha ahhhhhh I wish I had a bottomless keg. Poof, you have a big keg with no bottom in it so all the beer runs out and that's the only drink you can have for the rest of your life! I wish I was a Canuck! Link to comment
AV. Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Darth Melvin the Plagiarist 3 Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Alain Vigneault said: Darth Melvin the Plagiarist Disappionting. Stoopid Sith Link to comment
Master 112 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 10 hours ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said: Granted, Mark. Messy, eh? I wish that the Cup wasn't the NHL's major trophy. Granted. It's now all about rings and the individual ego. We NBA now. I wish for the collapse of capitalism and democratic society. Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Wish granted. You are buried by all of it, NOW! Enjoy being crushed by the weight of the world. I wish I could fly Link to comment
Wilbur Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 33 minutes ago, luckylager said: Wish granted. You are buried by all of it, NOW! Enjoy being crushed by the weight of the world. I wish I could fly Poof! Wish granted. Your new full time job is now to fly above a farm, monitoring crop growth. I wish for the power of teleportation. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Granted. It's a 1-shot; don't warp into any enclosed spaces or non-inhabitable planets and you should be fine. I wish for WWIII. Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Your wish is my command - the great Satan has invaded the holy land, the second coming of Christ turned out to be a hockey player and Judgement Day is upon us. Nice work! I wish I had a time travel machine. Link to comment
AV. Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Granted. It takes you to 5 minutes after the exact moment you wanted go back to and breaks down. I wish for my old thread to be unarchived. 1 Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said: Done - uh, shredded and burned counts as unarchived, right? I wish for a fat raise. Granted, your fat just raised right up to your chin. You now have the flabbiest chin around! I wish for a smart genie. Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Granted, your fat just raised right up to your chin. You now have the flabbiest chin around! I wish for a smart genie. Poof, and sorry. Your smart genie is unable to download any useful apps. I wish for world peace Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) 16 hours ago, luckylager said: Poof, and sorry. Your smart genie is unable to download any useful apps. I wish for world peace Your wish is my command. The world is now in pieces. Congrats. I wish I could bake pastries and pies really well. Edited November 18, 2019 by Cpt.Clutch Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 18 hours ago, Cpt.Clutch said: Your wish is my command. The world is now in pieces. Congrats. I wish I could bake pastries and pies really well. Wish granted! Your pastries have become an overnight sensation! And now you've been trampled to death by a crazed hoard of middle aged divorcees at a bake sale. The irony is delicious! I wish I had more time to do the things I love. 1 Link to comment
Mikeyboy440 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 8 hours ago, luckylager said: Wish granted! Your pastries have become an overnight sensation! And now you've been trampled to death by a crazed hoard of middle aged divorcees at a bake sale. The irony is delicious! I wish I had more time to do the things I love. Wish granted! I wish for more wishes 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 21 hours ago, Mikeyboy440 said: Wish granted! I wish for more wishes Wish granted! Sadly, I'm a genie with a hearing problem and I can't read because I'm blind.. so I'm 100% certain you asked for more fishes. I give you all the fishes, mother&^@#er, bet you wish you wished for a way out! Bahahaha I wish the Canucks could start a game like they wanted to win it and play that way all game. And win. Always. 1 Link to comment
Mikeyboy440 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, luckylager said: Wish granted! Sadly, I'm a genie with a hearing problem and I can't read because I'm blind.. so I'm 100% certain you asked for more fishes. I give you all the fishes, mother&^@#er, bet you wish you wished for a way out! Bahahaha I wish the Canucks could start a game like they wanted to win it and play that way all game. And win. Always. Wish granted!! The Vancouver Canucks are now the only team in the NHL. Always winning because they can't lose! I wish there was a cure for all cancers. Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 11 hours ago, Mikeyboy440 said: Wish granted!! The Vancouver Canucks are now the only team in the NHL. Always winning because they can't lose! I wish there was a cure for all cancers. Wish granted! All Cancerians are healed of their dependence on their Astrological signs and horoscopes. i wish for stress free lifestyle. Link to comment
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