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Aladeen last won the day on September 26 2023

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  1. Only 17 days to take down a link
  2. Me coming back to see the CDC still up be like:
  3. You guys don't get it, you don't understand. This is way f**king larger than you could possibly imagine! We all know the NHL was founded in the fall of 1917, but there was a little global event that was taking place then called World War 1. Sort of strange to start a professional hockey league in North America during the greatest war ever seen don't you think? Well just about 1 year after the founding of the NHL in 1918 the war ends. Germany surrenders even though many at that point still believed the war was winnable for them. Why? What did it have to do with the NHL? Follow me here... 53 years from the start of the NHL they expanded by 2 teams Vancouver being one of them... starting to see the bigger picture people? Bo Horvat was number 53 and the captain. When they traded him away they needed to squash the significance of this to world affairs. They knew that the nerds on CDC would obviously figure it out. They had to be silenced, but how? Claim they are shutting down their only form of social interaction, watch them abandon ship like rats knowing they are going to drown. But why keep it up now? Why not just go through with shutting it down you ask? See now you are asking the right question... pull the strings and soon the web of lies and deceit will unravel. I can't tell you the rest now, but just know these things. I will reveal all I know very soon. If I disappear you know all I have said is true and finally don't trust anyone especially not these mods... they have to be in on it people. It's time to wake up!
  4. Leaked Canucks Financial Projections:
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  6. Marijuana doesn't cure all disease, though I know what does. My semen. That's right for the low prices of 4 payments of $199.99. I will send you one industrial size barrel of Aladeen's Formula 9122 Cure All. As you can see we are stocked well for now but it is selling out quickly so act fast as I am only one man and even I struggle to keep up with demand. I have been producing this for a few decades now and it has been rigorously tested for safety and quality. Not approved by the FDA, Health Canada, Or any other Organization. Use of Aladeen's Formula 9122 Cure All may lead to impregnation, pink eye or in rare occurrences death due to drowning. This product should not be taken by anyone who has open wounds or stomach ulcers. Always consult your primary healthcare provider to see if Aladeen's Formula 9122 Cure All is right for you. Seek emergency medical assistance should you experience any euphoric sensation of pleasure or give birth to a baby with a beard.
  7. I like it less active... it's so much easier to do what needs to be done when less people are around watching you do it
  8. I refuse to participate on the new forum until they put this one out of it's misery.
  9. Well I had planned on being here til lights out at midnight tonight, but since the Canucks organization can’t even seem to get shutting down a forum right, it may be time to sign off for good! 

     

    I know I have been an ass often times on these boards and to anyone I ever offended. I truly apologize. I wish the Canucks win a Stanley Cup not for the owner or even the City of Vancouver, but for all of you on these boards. 
     

    Some have bashed these forums and the people on it claiming they were toxic or this place was a cesspool. But I believe you here were the greatest of fans. And in my opinion there is no fan base of any other team in the NHL that deserves to celebrate their team more than you. 
     

    Thank you for the memories CDC you were such a part of my life for so long. Goodnight and so long friends. 

  10. Yah I also thought you were a shoe in for the smallest CDC penis award! To think of the hours the selection committee spent over the years measuring penises, researching penises, gaging the girth, length and veininess just to omit the category entirely makes you question if that was truly @Zfetch’s motives for obsessively doing it for these past 2 decades.
  11. The true award is the social outcasts living in their mother’s basement, who chose to cheer for a shitty team that will never win a Stanley cup cause their useless child abusing ass owner who got his money from slum lording and basically slave farming labor, we met along the way!
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