Virt 'n Kass

Burr and Eddie are gonna score even though they're not playing? Hopefully it's a good game, it's probably the only one I'll get to attend this year. I'm gonna say 3-1! Kes, Garrison (PP) and Weise for us, MacKinnon for the Avs.

A dog goes to a newspaper to print an advertisement. He wants to sell one of his bones. The man at the paper asks what the dog wants the ad to say. "Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof woof woof." the dog replies. "So, nine woofs?", the man asks, "You know, we charge a flat fee for the first 10 words. You could add another woof for no extra cost." The dog says, "But that wouldn't make any sense."

Doesn't have time/is too cool to spells tricks with a "cks".

Someone needs to turn this into a History Will Be Made ad and end it with "Burrows: Do we really want him?". Because clutch hasn't suffered enough for this thread.

Has me confused with a Hawks fan

Dislikes NHL refs

Forgives me for interrupting the battle

Is jealous of me