funny thing about spiders. i was in austrailia back in 2008 for a week with friends. we stayed at this lil hotel in perth and i was rooming with one of my buddies and our beds were like side by side, and i was like, would it be gay if i moved the table to this side and we pushed our beds together? he wasnt down for that so i went to the bar and started drinkin.
the other 2 fiends who were next door met up with us and said, hey we're going to the vineyard, so i went back to the room to get my shit and i look above my bed and theres this giant huntsman spider directly above where my head would be. just chilling there on the wall. being free, living its best life. i freaked out and ran to the desk and was like, can you kill this spider please and the guy was like AWE I'M SORRY MATE, CAN'T TOUCH THE SPIDERS. and i was like, can i like, get a different room please?? so they acquiesce and give me a room a floor up. no spiders but there was a snake in the bathtub. buddy's like, it's not venonous. enjoy your stay!
i was okay with the snake room cause buddy there would eat spiders in the room
suffice it to say, i spent the entire week there trashed off red wine and fosters