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Scoring 101 – for Vancouver Canucks only


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Question 1: What's the only way to avoid a pothole when riding a motorcycle following behind a car?

Answer: Look where you want to go. If you look at the pothole, you will hit it 100% of the time.

 

Question 2: What's the only way to avoid hitting the ditch when losing control in a skid around a slippery curve?

Answer: Look where you want to go. If you look at the ditch, you will hit it 100% of the time.

 

Question 3: As a skydiver, what's the only way to close on an 8-way?

Answer: Look where you want to go. If you look elsewhere, you will go there 100% of the time.

 

Questions 4: What's the best chance of hitting the back of the net?

Answer: Look at the net. Chances are you will hit it. If you look at the goalie, you will hit him 100% of the time. If you're mesmerized by mass confusion in front of the net, you will miss the net by a mile.

 

Suggestion: Look at what you want to hit. In basketball they call it, "Nothing but net".

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Gretzky, in an interview said......the only difference between a 5 goal scorer and a 50 goal scorer was, with the puck on your stick heading for the net, the 5 goal scorer sees nothing but the goalies pads, the 50 goal scorer sees nothing but the net.

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