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  1. "the blue devils" where the **** did you get that from? the rent boys is more like it
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  3. Rick Nash speed? you make me laugh sometimes
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  5. Okay, here's the cheese of the day: Love A teacher asks a student: "What kind of woman would you like to be with when you're all grown up?" "A woman like the moon!" Answers the kid. "That's beautiful," breathes the teacher, "what a choice! Because you'd like her to be beautiful and radiant like the moon?" "No, I’d like her to appear at night and disappear come morning!" Death After Bob died, everyone gathered at his funeral. Then the minister started to speak: "He was a model husband, a decent man, a terrific father." The widow then makes a motion for her son to come to her. "What is it mother?" he whispers. "Dear, go check the casket, I think we're at the wrong funeral" Hope Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "What do you mean nothing? You've been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour!" Husband: "Yea, I'm checking for an expiration date." Neighbours "The new neighbours are so in love," remarks Susan to her husband, "he hugs her, kisses her and strokes her hair. Why don't you do that?" "Because I don't know her that well." Donations Knock on the door. "Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?" "Yes, actually." Beams the old man. "Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!" Shopping An elderly couple are walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewellery store. The wife turns to her husband with a smile: "Love, would you buy me a chain?" "Why?" Asks the husband, "Tired of being free?" Qualities A woman asks her husband: "What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?" The husband gives her an appreciating look and says "your sense of humour".
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  6. I was at the game, the fans weren't cheering that he got injured, we were cheering for Lulay to finally come in. Painful game to watch. Jumped out to the quick lead and with the field position Logan and Brown were giving us, we should have won. D looked weak on the long ball against the Riders, good thing they dropped a few. Glenn was awful after the first quarter. Coach B waited far too long to put Lulay in. So painful to watch Glenn sit in the pocket as it collapses around him waiting to throw the ball and gets dropped for a sack. Also, the run up the middle and the short passes. Not gonna win many games with 200 yards total offense. O line did a good job considering. D ran out of gas, but you have to give it to them, they held the Riders to one TD. What could have been without that single near the end and that lucky bounce on the one Saskatchewan field goal. Not sure why Scmitt was kicking to try and pin Sask. deep on the punts, McCallum shoul get the call on thos still. Nice to see almost 34,000 in the stands, wish it was like that again normally. I'll give kudos to the Riders fans in our section, pretty well behaved for a change, LOL! Some real stupid penalties again this game, Lions need to smarten up. Gonna be tough to make the playoffs, the 2 games against Winnipeg are gonna be HUGE! Regarding the guaranteed win:
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  7. To whom does the land of Israel belong? The Palestinian people say it's theirs. An Israeli with a sense of humor at the United Nations set the record straight. His ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. That representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'" "Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!" The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then." The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that you've have made that clear..."
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  8. My hopes for him are Higgins-like middle six production (averageing 40 points, might put up 25 goals and 50 points in a career year) while being a solid face-off guy and good defensively. Ideal for a 3rd line centre that can do spot duty in the top 6 when required.
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  9. I think at some point, we have to give the Riders credit. They completely shut down the Leos' running game and I think we all know that Glenn is not going to win many games against good CFL teams with his arm. The good news is, (and I admit there isn't much good that can be taken from that game) the Lions are done with the Riders and in light of their 13 pt victory in week 5, hold the tie breaker. It's virtually a certainty that 4th place in the West is going to be better than 3rd in the East, so one could argue that the crossover team has an easier path to the grey Cup than the top three Western teams. BC has two more games against Winnipeg this season. It's my opinion that these games will go a long way towards deciding the Leos' fate, but to be within striking distance of 4th after playing the entire first half of the season without your starting QB is not the end of the world.
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  10. Welcome to ManU, Di Maria. Much needed signing and an incredible player to say the least. Really hope this can finally get things going for the team.
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  11. I admire your ability to marginalize that loss.
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  12. The D is one of the best in the league and Glenn is third in the league in passing yards and was player of the week a few back,,I dont know what you want. I will say it does look like Skulsky is going to be handing out some free tickets..Lions not looking that great today. What bugs me is Suitor his colour commentary is so biased I had to look and see if he was still wearing his Sask uniform,,,what a homer..everything Sask does is great...not much to say about the Leos,,he should move back there.
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  13. did you just say something positive about a canuck player? Screenshot worthy!
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  14. Unlike most others here, I've watched Gaunce live numerous times when he was playing in meaningful situations. . When he was with Bel, and his whole WJC summer eval camp in Brossard. As for his skating, I have to say it wasn't exceptionally noticeable vs average level OHL competition, but it was VERY noticeable (not in a positive way) vs the best of his peers at the WJC camp - he was that much slower out there. Definitely not saying bust, but there's plenty of room for improvement in this area of his development when compared to the elite of his peers.
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  15. 3 men are being chased by the police on foot. One is a Canucks fan, another is a Red Wings fan, the other is a Leafs fan. The men, in desperation, turn a corner only to come up to a dead end. The only possible cover are 3 potato sacks. The police, in hot pursuit, turn the same corner and find the 3 lumpy potato sacks. Thinking they'd been had, a policeman kicks the sack hiding the Canucks fan. "MEOW" "Dang, it's just a couple of cats, oh well" says one policeman, who then kicks the sack hiding the Red Wings fan. "WOOF, WOOF!" "Bah, this one just has dogs." The policeman then gives one last kick to the sack hiding the Leafs fan. "PO-TA-TOES" The Canucks fan, the Red Wings fan, and the Leafs fan were then quickly arrested.
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  16. A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze… Whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’ ‘Yes I am’ replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, ‘Brother have you found Jesus?’ The drunk replies, ‘No, I haven’t.’ The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time… He pulls him out of the water and asks again, ‘Have you found Jesus, my brother?’ The drunk again answers, ‘No, I have not found Jesus.’ By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, ‘For the love of God, have you found Jesus?’ The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, ‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?’
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