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Dumb Nuck

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  1. Firstly, I hate Toronto, I was just drunk and bored, secondly, I had no internet access, I was drunk and in the NWT.
  2. Well, it’s been officially proven, there is a giant black hole at the center of the universe.
  3. We finished last in the weakest division, if that’s what rebuilding looks like, we’ve nailed it.
  4. Fan since day one, 50 years later, I think I’ll pass on the queue.
  5. Vegas is like my second home even I don’t gamble, there’s just so much to do there so they are my American team I root for. My back up Canadian team is Winnipeg, would love to see them meet in the semis and see one of them in the SCF. Contrary to popular belief, f**k the Leafs.
  6. The more I think about it the stupider it is, after 2 weeks of being in sardine cans at the beaches and lakes they open up travel just as school is getting out, wonder what’s going to happen. Someone going camping for a week might run into a dozen people in that time, now trapped in Vancouver and going out they’ll probably run into thousands, if not tens of thousands of people.
  7. Man, it’s been so long since I had sympathy sex, it’s tough after being busy all season. It’s gotten so bad I bought a bumper sticker for my car that says “honk if you’re horny”. Im going out and gonna sit through some green lights, hope it works.
  8. But we use them as an excuse instead of acknowledging our failures, if they win the cup that hatred can be used for constructive purposes and motivate us to build our own cup winner. Nothing good comes easy, sacrifices have to be made as painful as it may be it is for our own good.
  9. Nah, I hate Toronto way more than Montreal, just think the Leafs winning the cup will do us good so we can stop focusing on them and start focusing on us, we can’t heal til we admit we have a problem.
  10. Brilliant, a good friend of mine from Calgary is vacationing in Osoyoos next week. We were planning on meeting up with him there but now we can’t go but he still can, oh well, at least he can visit us here later. They’re trapping 90% of BCs population in a fraction of a percentage of the area, all the people that normally get away for weekends will now be cramming into all the busy spots those that usually don’t travel go to such as beaches and lakes.
  11. I drove an ice cream truck when I was younger, throw in a wife and three kids and I can mute out anything I want, it a great skill to have.
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