3 men are being chased by the police on foot. One is a Canucks fan, another is a Red Wings fan, the other is a Leafs fan. The men, in desperation, turn a corner only to come up to a dead end. The only possible cover are 3 potato sacks.
The police, in hot pursuit, turn the same corner and find the 3 lumpy potato sacks. Thinking they'd been had, a policeman kicks the sack hiding the Canucks fan.
"MEOW"
"Dang, it's just a couple of cats, oh well" says one policeman, who then kicks the sack hiding the Red Wings fan.
"WOOF, WOOF!"
"Bah, this one just has dogs."
The policeman then gives one last kick to the sack hiding the Leafs fan.
"PO-TA-TOES"
The Canucks fan, the Red Wings fan, and the Leafs fan were then quickly arrested.