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Salacious Crumb

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  1. 1st time ever for slow cooker chicken chilli. Let you know this evening...
  2. Your post makes me think having Hutty watch Clockwork Orange with the toothpicks in and getting a Pronger chest tattoo will turn things around for him.
  3. Ah jeez Alf if you’re gonna go and be reasonable then soon everyone on cdc will. Anarchy!!!
  4. I worked in a bingo hall when I was 15/16 and there were 4 stalls for 800 women. The 4 of us guys drew straws to see who had ‘ladies’ washroom duty. The horror.
  5. It often takes a couple of months for your body to catch onto changes in diet and exercise regimin. The results will show up if you are consistent. Your program is strong.
  6. I had a pet cat with a foot fetish - if your toes peeked out of the covers he would attack them everytime. Just for fun he liked to run around the apartment in the middle of the night and bounce off a few walls for fun.
  7. A dog can only maul you. Cats know how to leave deep psychological scars.
  8. Racists need throat punches. Goof.
  9. If I had a ring that gave me powers of invisibilty I would keep it but you can chuck it into Mount Doom if that’s what you really feel is right.
  10. The only two things that will motivate a man are love and fear. Perhaps the first year came a little too easy to Smilin’ Ben and getting a kick in the butt is what he needed to get back to reality.
  11. Racist prick. Just say it. We all know.
  12. When the driver in front of you puts their left turn signal on and turns right.
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