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So I get home from work, remove my shoes and dislocated my baby toe on the bottom of the fridge. Goddamn, I am such a moron. Now I am on hold with 811 to figure out if I need to go to emergency. I tried to bend it back but it's not happening. It's quite painful, I taped my toes together. Bad day gets worse.
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Clerk bagged my 4l milk jug once and it ripped as I got to the car, the jug fell through and landed on my toe. Adding insult to injury, bounced off, burst open and I had milk all over the inside of my car. The day before a birthday party I was hosting (and had lots to still do).
Still isn't right. They just taped it and couldn't do much more.I guess I'm saying I feel your pain. Take it easy...maybe your boss can borrow Alf's scooter?
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Hey, don't feel so bad.(Not a toe...but still a moron!)
Once I was working 2 jobs and was on a roof of a house sheathing a roof by myself.
I got out of sync with my hammer and my hand which was setting the nails in place.
I came down hard on the nail and hammered the nail into my thumb
The nail actually stuck into the plywood and there I was stuck on a roof with my thumb
stuck to the roof with the nail head preventing the extraction of the nail...…..
Blood pouring out of the thumb...….I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it
and sat there with my thumb stuck...…...then I clenched my teeth and ripped my
thumb off the nail (it hurt) and climbed down the ladder and went to the neighbours
for a repair...….she said she had watched the whole thing and laughed while she fixed me.
So, I was in the club before you! lol
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