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  1. I make a crack about Virtanen's future and he responds with a two goal game: 

     

     

    Touche, Jake, touche.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Crack him all offseason please. 

    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      @Green Building If that's what it takes I'll ride his ass like stolen Harley-Davidson all summer.

  2. One of the employees in the new McDonalds commercial looks a lot like Jake Virtanen. Let's hope that isn't prophetic.

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Is your prophecy that Jake comes to next camp fat, or Jake will soon be working at MacDonald's?  

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Fat and working at MacDonalds.

    4. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      That was filmed last summer, where Jake did his summer training. 

  3. Heartbreaker for UND today....but now it means Boeser is available. They should go the same route as Tryamkin and sign him now to drum up some interest in the last games.

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    2. Jaku

      Jaku

      Please sign and play a few games. 

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    4. VanGnome

      VanGnome

      We could use the players with so many injuries. WD would be forced to play him

  4. Mike Keenan is in line to couch the KHL's Beijing team. Poor bastards.

  5. Dahlen with a 5 point game last night: 

     

  6. It's nice to wake up on TDL day and know the Canucks have done something.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bad moves. Should've sold the farm for Vanek and other veterans. #2017CupRun

    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      "What are you doing Jim?!?! We need to make a real good playoff push!!!!!" - Willie Desjardins 

  7. Parise and Pominville with the mumps now too.

  8. Is it just me or does messing with Tryamkin seem like a really stupid idea?

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    2. Down by the River

      Down by the River

      ^ I can't believe I watched that whole thing. He didn't just lose to like 14 different guys, he lost to like 10 different styles of fighter. All sizes, lefty, righty... he even lost to McLeod of all people.

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Would seem like a bad idea, unless he and two other dudes confronted you in an alley. That's when you attack the biggest one, on the off chance you manage to KO him quickly, the other two will have a streak of fear before they kick your butt and take your money.

    4. J.I.A.H.N

      J.I.A.H.N

      It makes me wonder why they are playing him on that side......do you smell a trade?

       

  9. Ugh, what a complete bummer of a season for the guy.
  10. Ugh, I think Bam Margera is a giant douche......but you're right.
  11. @Roger Neilson's Towel I object! I was not emotional, I was clearly stating my disdain for the poster. :P

  12. So if I get into a Facebook argument with an acquaintance and they start throwing around racial slurs, while not realizing I'm a member of the race those slurs are directed towards, what's the appropriate response the next time I see them? 

     

    Yeah....it was "the big one" btw.

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      @luckylager @Green Building The dick punch/kick does have a certain appeal to it, no doubt....but he's not worth the assault charge. 

       

      I think I'll settle with scaring the living $&!# out of him the next time we cross paths.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I'm sure his boss would love to see his employee's a racist piece of trash.  I'd prefer to put him in the hospital but hitting him in the wallet is legal.

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      If you're truly worried about an assault charge then I should tell you that "scaring the living $&!# out of him" could still be construed as such.

       

      In all honesty, outing him has the potential to serve the cleanest justice... unless he lives in Alabama or something.

  13. How the hell did I win a day with a throwaway comment?

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    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Try not to think of it as a throw away comment but "striking a nerve on CDC with your sarcastic wit".

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      I posted a new video of a woman who didn't get a free iPhone from T-Mobile driving angrily through the front of the store and only one person looked at it.  CDC is weird sometimes. ^_^

  14. Barring injury or early retirement, do you think Lou has a chance of hitting #3 on the all time wins list?

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      I don't see it as going out on a limb. Fitting how 7 more wins leap frogs him past another great goalie without a Cup in Joseph.

    3. Quantum

      Quantum

      Considering Luongo is locked up until 2021-2022 season, I suspect he'll surpass Ed Belfour for #3 on the list. I doubt he retires. Only way Luongo stops playing is if either -- he gets injured (and ends up on the LTIR) or he gets bought by the Panthers in like two or three years... and that only depends on his decline as a player.

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      i don't see him being bought out

      after next year he will have been paid all his money except about 6 million and owe 4 more years of service (he'd be a very cheap backup)

      he'll get 4 million in the buyout

      makes no sense financially for florida to go that route

      and they'd trigger the penalties on this contract.. i think florida gets dinged just under 1 million for that

      so a buyout would save them about 1 million and they'd lose 4 years of cheap service

       

  15. That's a highly controversial statement there. Right up there with the stove is hot and the sky is blue. It's cool to know who's getting a giant banner outside of Rogers once the Sedins/Burrows move on though.
  16. Soooooo.....I've been in LA since the 28th. The Canucks haven't lost since then. Do I have to take one for the team?

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      @Odd. So you're saying I have to live in LA for the fall, winter and spring and then summer in Vancouver? Oh what cruel fate!

    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      #VacationForNuckNation

    4. Strombone

      Strombone

      Start looking for a place to rent/buy. Honestly, if we keep winning, I'm sure all of CDC would pitch in and help with your accommodations. LA is super fun anyways.

  17. Rodin currently his PPG self in the AHL.

     

     

    Okay, that's only after one game but he ain't broke!

    1. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Good to see! A lot better than he was in 2012-13 with the Wolves.

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Didn't record a point tonight, only 0.5 PPG. Bust!

  18. It was me, Austin! It was me all along!

  19. Does anyone else's site slow down to a crawl when they open the text box to type a message?
  20. So does Clifford at least get a call from the DoPS? I haven't heard anything about it yet and it did kinda look like he was trying to murder Brown. 

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      Probably not. The league looked at it and saw that 2 PPGs were scored on the major. Justice served.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Kyle Brown, Dustin Connor, Connor Kyle. Dustin Kyle. 

    4. HerrDrFunk
  21. Wow, the Canucks actually made it onto the latest Super 16.....sure, 16th but that's still a surprise.

  22. It's a bit of a bummer that the Canucks are the only undefeated team right now and there's no mention of it on NHL.com's homepage. 

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    2. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      there's still 78 games to go, but I guarantee that if Toronto started like this the media's pants wouldn't exist anymore

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Quiet, we're supposed to sneak our way to a 98-0 season (playoffs included).

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      When they are 9-0 the NHL world will finally take notice until then shut up and keep grinding out these 1 goal wins.

  23. Good to see Markstrom get a little recognition from NHL.com's goalie rankings.

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