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Mathew Barzal

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    Everything you could possibly be judgemental about.

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  1. Mathew Barzal

    So I bought a foam roller today and used it for about fifteen minutes just now. In terms of pure unadulterated pleasure I'd put it on par or just below sex. This thing is going to get some mileage out of me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      @Mathew Barzal and i are the cutest boys on CDC, @Cramarossa. It's facts.

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      @BananaMash Hush bb, I'll never forget it too... and I'd go on but I can't afford to get banned over explicit material on CDC.

       

      If y'all feel like digging deeper you're free to read the piece of literature recounting that fateful evening I will be releasing in the near future ... 'Bananas in Barzal - A Memoir'

       

      @Cramarossa I'll see you at Celebs. Just be warned, if you ain't a freak you ain't for me.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Freaks are where it's at anyway. We all want us a freak.

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