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  1. Holy sh*t I love Tkachuk, he's the ultimate troll. The comment on Doughty was priceless.

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      Tkatpuk isn't tough, he's dirty. There's a big difference. Anyone can throw a cheap elbow or slough foot someone. He's the next Matt Cooke, and thats not a good thing. 

    3. Squamfan

      Squamfan

      @S'all Good Man ya go watch bunch of euros on the canucks get pushed around if you like that

    4. JM_

      JM_

      @Squamfan OK I will. I'll even buy popcorn. Oh, and please go tell Ohlund he was a wimpy Euro. 

  2. Zegras should have been a Canuck, what a farce. Hope Benning genuinely exhausted his options to move up. 

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    2. Vinny in Vancouver

      Vinny in Vancouver

      I like Zegras too for his hockey IQ, but a few things that Podkolzin has is that he has pest potential - high motor, physical. He reminds me of Matthew Tkachuk and Brendan Gallagher somehow, and I think that's what we need in a top 6 role.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      He's basically Tkachuk without the character issues.  

    4. JustABandwagoner

      JustABandwagoner

      @King Heffy M Tkachuk produces lots of points :)

  3. I hope that moron who harassed Pettersson gets publicly vilified.

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    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      @theminister care to explain yourself ?

       

      :bigblush:

    3. J-23

      J-23

      This was posted on Snapchat, therefore I am assuming someone from the friends list screen recorded this story and posted it online. Unless the fool decided to make his story public.

       

      Anyways he is acting like a moron, but some people be acting like he attacked Petey.

       

      I’m more pissed at security, they should keep these drunk people away from players and there Audis, instead of standing there and watching.

       

       

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      The world would be a better place if we quit giving these idiots attention.

  4. Watching the last game of every series from 2011 really gets the feels flowing. What a brilliant bunch of players we had. I don't like it as much as the next person but ending this dames life rather than letting it suffer through the miserable toll age has taken has to be what's best for both the club and the old boys. They are definitely holding onto past glory as long as they sport the orca.

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    2. TheOgRook

      TheOgRook

      He said he only watched the last game of every series.. So he has no idea how effective the following were

      Torres

      Erhoff

      Lapierre

      Raymond

      Malhotra

      Samuelson.

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      Oh jesus.

      1. I've been a fan since 03-04. So it was the closest I've seen them to the Cup, my bad.

      2. Maybe what I've said in my other posts can be considered whining, not this one really though.

      3. None of those bottom six or tweeners are CORE players. They were integral parts of our Cup winning squad, but we would never build our team around them. Just as Byfuglien, Versteeg and Campbell were integral BUT expendable to Chicago.

  5. Any tips for dealing with narcissistic parents?

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    2. jdatb

      jdatb

      evaluate your life and ask yourself if they really are narcissistic.

    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      Expose them for what they really are.

    4. Lil B From The Pack
  6. I think it's about time to start a petition for voting elvis15 into the mod circle. As long as he's restricted to Canucks Talk ....

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    3. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      rater have vintage admin tbh. his post number is insane

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      can't be worse than Bertuzzi Babe

  7. Feel like Green has no concept of how to coach the top six. Every single line plays a hard nosed bottom six style of hockey. When I watch Horvat he's playing like he's still with Dorsett and Kassian.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i agree with those 4 top six players. green’s job is to find the players to go with them. i think of the bottom six players, pearson has shown to be the best fit with bo so far. green has tried several line mates with bo. i don’t know what kind of line mates would work the best  with bo. maybe we don’t have them yet. i admit louie is miscast but until they find the right winger for him, louie’s defense allows the other two, to press harder in the O zone. 

      imo, if people assigned ever forward to the line they should be on, there would only be 4 top six players. how is that green’s fault? 

      jake has really improved but still might be a 3rd liner.  leivo had some success there but really is a 3rd liner. 

      benning was hoping that ferland would be a top six winger. that hasn’t worked out yet. 

      in bending’s favour he may have drafted the other 2 top six wingers. 

      don’t think anyone on the farm is ready yet, i could be wrong. 

      i’m not saying that a new view of a coach couldn’t improve their out put but pardon the expression, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. 

      green should be allowed 6 top players and then if they can’t take this team to the next level, then fire green and benning.

       

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Kole Lind has 39 points in 49 games. He's just learning to be defensively responsible too. 

      I'm kinda disappointed Gads has only 14 points in 32 games. However 10 of those points are goals. 

      It just kind of sucks we have a lot of players who aren't pulling their weight (err salary?). 

       

    4. CanuckleHorse

      CanuckleHorse

      Coaches are supposed to bring out the best in their players and give them structure that will help them become the best they can be. They also need to have a system in place that gives their top players a chance to shine. They need to motivate and manage these players correctly and help them to recognize their fullest potential.

  8. So I bought a foam roller today and used it for about fifteen minutes just now. In terms of pure unadulterated pleasure I'd put it on par or just below sex. This thing is going to get some mileage out of me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      @Mathew Barzal and i are the cutest boys on CDC, @Cramarossa. It's facts.

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      @BananaMash Hush bb, I'll never forget it too... and I'd go on but I can't afford to get banned over explicit material on CDC.

       

      If y'all feel like digging deeper you're free to read the piece of literature recounting that fateful evening I will be releasing in the near future ... 'Bananas in Barzal - A Memoir'

       

      @Cramarossa I'll see you at Celebs. Just be warned, if you ain't a freak you ain't for me.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Freaks are where it's at anyway. We all want us a freak.

  9. guys, i have a problem. i like this girl but i don't know how to ask her out. i'm thinking of writing a poem but i can't find anything to rhyme with her last name... someone help me think of something ... its goldbooze

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    2. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      i guess i should mention she posts on cdc. shes kind of a dick tho

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      So it'll be kind of obvious that you didn't write this yourself...

    4. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      yeah, i knews i never had a chance with an old gal like her.. its ok though. someday..

  10. So, apparently Rodin is out till January.

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    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      Based off of what? I know he wasn't skating... Benning said 80%... This would mean a retear and a possible career ending injury. Care to enlighten?

       

    3. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      Canuck luck <_<

    4. Guest

      Guest

      Apparently it's only an aggrivation of his knee injury. He shouldn't be out more than a week.  

  11. For once I want Benning to do the wrong thing and send the kids back to juniors. A top 10 defenseman in next years draft would be the icing on the cake for this team. I'm looking at you Fabbro, Bean and Chychrun.

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    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Send the kids down. Live or die by our roster. Suck by march. Trade vets. Bring older kids with larger bodies in to lineup next year. Draft top 5+ additional picks. It's not a bad idea.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i'll root for whoever they keep...win or lose...they can't ruin players by pushing them into the line up too soon...a lot of cdc gm's don't care.

    4. Langdon Algur

      Langdon Algur

      what canuktravella said.

  12. I have just discovered Craig Ferguson. Holy $&!#.

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    2. Lateralus91

      Lateralus91

      I can highly recommend the parts with Sid the Cussing Rabbit. I'm an avid fan of him as well. Hope someday he gets back to Late Night. His quick wit is unmatched.

    3. Lateralus91

      Lateralus91

      Oh. And the Roof Leak episode. Must watch.

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Don't forget any of the singing intros or Daffy Dook. :P 

  13. The Tyler Myers hype train didn't last very long. That contract though, woof. 

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    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      @Tystick my thoughts exactly, if he watched Tanev and would make the simple play and contain things he would probably be less error-prone.  Awful seeing him whiff on pucks and get beat when he could've simply made the simple calm maneuvers.  Maybe it's just not his kind of play though.

    3. Tystick

      Tystick

      @Phil_314 

      I think he will find his style. IMO, he's fully capable, just makes too many aggressive plays.

      Seems like he wants to do it all, but sometimes less is more.

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      He's been this way since his 2nd year with the Sabres.  Sometimes he's good, other times you want to facepalm while watching him.

       

      I still have hope Edler and the coaches will help make him more consistent.

  14. No qualms with Makar taking the Calder, what a freaking talent. 

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    2. BrockBoester

      BrockBoester

      @Pears Bet accepted but how much savings are we talking here?

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      it was interesting when benning was asked about taking pettersson. he said they had him picked over the other forwards taken in the draft. but when asked if he would have taken pettersson if makar was still available? he said that would have been a tough call, as he saw makar as a franchise d-man.

    4. JM_

      JM_

      I think you could make a case Quinn is the better dman without the puck but yeah, that offensive skill set is quite something. I do think we're going to have RoY finalists 3 years in a row tho which is a nice feat for Benning. 

  15. WE WANT KASSIAN! GAME 3, LET IT HAPPEN.

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    2. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      I would gladly scratch Matthias for the big Kass presence.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Matthias hits?

    4. Bruce Boudreau
  16. My facebook has been invaded by pictures of naked prego Kardashians. Halp.

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      a man's best friend is his hand

    3. TheOgRook

      TheOgRook

      Stop clicking like then :P

    4. diesel_3

      diesel_3

      It could be worse.....It could be nudes of Rob Kardashian

  17. One of the two people who stood up in the bar and cheered. Pettersson is a stud.

     

    &^@# the haters.

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    2. HI5

      HI5

      It's easy to gain weight and strength at that age. How Swede it is!

    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      He's got some filthy hands. I hope everything works out for him. Him and dahlen can rip it up big time if all goes well. 

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      We gots two chances..Slim & Nill..hey, Slim's in town!

  18. Turning into this version of the Flames is my worst nightmare. Lots of decent players, no studs.

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    2. Jaku

      Jaku

      Ehhhh. I'd say the Flames have a couple studs. Johnny Hockey is a high end winger and one can argue that Dougie Hamilton is capable of being an elite d-man. 

    3. VanGnome

      VanGnome

      LOL. One game and the CDC think tank is already hard at work. Christ, complaining about the Flames first game, no less.

    4. Patrick Kane

      Patrick Kane

      Monahan, Gaudreau, Giordano, Tkachuck, Brodie, Hamilton..

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    2. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      Holy &^@# nail are you serious? Tootoo cheaped that and you know it.

    3. Chris

      Chris

      @Tom SestitoIf it wasn't for the fact that they'd already sized eachother up, and the fact that Sestito backed off like he was lining up to fight; I would have agreed with you - It was a little quick, but I was surprised he wasn't ready for it after the Chop/Staredown..

    4. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      Because tootoo didn't line up and back off into the fighting stance sestito did. He didn't go straight for sestito did. 

       

      It was cheap. 

  19. Matthias soft. Bonino soft. Vrbata soft. Going to suck losing to the Flames, but it was clear as day this would happen. Not sure why you all are surprised.

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    2. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      The issue isn't that we're playing perimeter hockey. It's that we only have two players who are good at it, the Sedins. The rest are pretenders who don't possess the core strength to hold off the opposition.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      You'd think more people would figure out what doesn't work in the playoffs by now. I guess we'll likely review again soon.

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Canucks are oldest and lightest team in playoffs I think I heard. FML

  20. Nail with 15pts/17gp, on a line with Purcell and Roy. ???? Eakins.

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    2. stexx

      stexx

      this is the first time since his rookie season he has actually had an NHL caliber centre and your surprised hes scoring?

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      ^

      no one in this status seems surprised?

    4. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Wut canuckstravella doesnt no how to grammar, I'm so surprise......

  21. Is it wrong that I'm worried about Bo's contract now? These are some scary numbers being tossed around ...

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    2. Baer.

      Baer.

      If I was Bo I would start at 5 years, 6.5 per as my top dollar.

       

      5 years would bring him to unrestricted free agency. But also in 5 years the cap will be much higher and the bar for players like him will be more around the 7M mark. Signing for 8 years would be foolish unless he gets that kind of money.

    3. CRAZY_4_NAZZY

      CRAZY_4_NAZZY

      I'm actually more inclined to sign him a 4 year contract to retain him as a RFA and then go for the long term deal on him.

       

      The more years you buy from his UFA negotiating years will likely cost you a higher caphit which can be dangerous if he doesn't live up to that number.  Plus guys like Sutter will have finally come off his final year on his deal (if he isn't dealt before then) and you can use that money towards Bo.

       

      I would rather sign that kind of deal like a 4x4.75 or 4x5 contract to say okay you earned this but we want to see more too.

       

      As much as it makes me nervous and uneasy, its a good precedent to make for players going forward and future signings for our players.

    4. JM_

      JM_

      yes. his agent is just being an agent. probably waited for unsigned offer sheets as leverage. looking at comparables and also at a bit of intangible stuff like "C" material and being a local favourite, i think it'll be in the 6milx8year range, maybe 8 years 50 mil, something like that. 

  22. Question, what does Hansen have to do to get PP time on this god damned team? 22 even strength goals is no joke.

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    2. Raymond Luxury Yacht

      Raymond Luxury Yacht

      He needs to invent a time machine, go back in time and tryout for the Tigers.

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      ^

      either that or be leave the team and be traded for by benning

    4. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      Didn't he score literally seconds into the PP on the first one WD put him on after months of rationalizing he scores only off the rush? It was a clean tape to tape pass from Danny, if I remember correctly, and Honey Badger slapped it into oblivion.



      Yeah, we need more of that.

  23. Awful hit on Gaunce today. Hope he's okay. 

    https://v.redd.it/m1qi668dbet31

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Gross. Say goodbye to your NHL hopes, McCarron. If the AHL has any credibility that will be at least 10 games.

    3. J-23

      J-23

      Garbage play.

       

      I hope someone on Gaunce team &^@#ed that guy up.

       

      Apparently he hurt someone the other night as well.

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      A reason I don't really like top prospects playing in that sh*t-show. F*ckin deplorable

  24. This obviously going to be subjective, but does anyone else think Bonino doesn't want to be here? I was watching his 2013 highlights and was actually SHOCKED at the difference in enthusiasm he has after scoring with the Ducks vs with us.

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    2. William_Clarkson

      William_Clarkson

      Definitely possible, but I doubt it.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Depends on the particular highlight. I didn't notice any over the top celebrating until it was the playoffs, but I wasn't really looking for that.

      I think he'd like to be with the Sedins on the power play though.

    4. jdatb

      jdatb

      which further brings up the topic...which players don't want to be here? how many are there? surely at least a couple must want out.

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