Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Canucks Community

thejazz97

Members
  • Posts

    18,312
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    31

thejazz97 last won the day on March 2 2019

thejazz97 had the most liked content!

6 Followers

About thejazz97

  • Birthday 12/21/1997

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Saskatchewan

Recent Profile Visitors

74,741 profile views

thejazz97's Achievements

Canucks All-Star

Canucks All-Star (13/14)

12.3k

Reputation

Single Status Update

See all updates by thejazz97

  1. Ask me about my dreams

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I always thought a CDC dreams thread would be fun but most of my dreams involve mundane tasks like buying milk from 7/11

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Most of my dreams involve me fighting but unable to land any punches, or shooting at an enemy but being unable to hit them.

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Quote

      Fascinating how most people's dreams involve them being powerless to some extent.

       

      Perhaps. It's been a few months without any, and then I've just gotten three in a row this week, so I'm very much enjoying this (minus the waking up at 3 in the morning bit).

       

      So that one was the first one. The second night, I dreamt that my roommates had friends over and ordered weed like one would order a pizza. They went out and left me at home, saying, "we'll back before the weed gets here". The weed delivery guy arrived two minutes later. My roommates weren't back yet, and I wanted to save embarrassment, so I paid by debit. The total came to $56.67, and he gave me a receipt. The weed was in a bag that was like a pepperoni stick wrapper, except it was about 18 inches long and an inch or so wide, just packed with weed. Anyway, the delivery guy leaves, and one of my friends shows up. He sees the weed and says, "is that yours?" and I said, "no, man, you know I don't smoke. It's for my roommates" and he replied, "suuuure" sarcastically. I put it in my roommates bag.

       

      The next thing I know, me and my friend are in a weird neighbourhood where one of the buildings is just rubble. We climb the rubble building and explore for a bit, then we come down and enter the lobby of the apartment building next door. Who else is there but Kanye, and we all had made plans beforehand to go do something. There's a whole bunch of other people we were hanging out with as well.

       

      Now it's night time, and I have to go through the harbour to get to something, but there's a bunch of guys I have to take out first, and they're all on wooden boats. I climb up and try to knock one guy out stealthily, but someone sees me and people start shooting at me, so I dive underwater and swim a ways. 

       

      That's all I remember from that dream. Like I said, I've got more on my computer at home.

    5. Show next comments  6 more
×
×
  • Create New...