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  1. Okay so I had another weird dream last night - I was working in a Superstore/JYSK or something somewhere and someone had locked all the doors and announced a fight to the death with last man standing getting something or other and being able to leave. It was like the church scene in Kingsmen at first, but then slowed down to become more of a cat-and-mouse game. So there's all these people that want to kill me and all I have is a shard or glass. I'm somehow able to kill the people that are hunting me / trick them into killing themselves, so I get to the end and am just about to walk out when I see @Kazmanian Devil (he looked like one of my friends who I worked at superstore with) with a girl looking at coloured bowls on a shelf or something weird like that. Anyway, the game is over at this point, so I head on over to them and Kaz was bloodthirsty - he said he hadn't killed anyone yet. He had another shard of glass as well as a really short pencil... anyway the girl that was with him ended up dying: I forget whether she attacked me and I killed her or Kaz accidentally killed her while trying to kill me. Either way, he dropped the pencil, which I picked up. It was less than a cm long, so I just ran out the door trying to escape with Kaz realizing what I'd done and starting to chase me. I get outside and it turns out we were on an island in the middle of nowhere, but I knew the police were coming somehow. Anyway, I'm still running (I'm outside, Kaz is still inside at this point) and I turn around the left side of the building, see a bunch of garbage bags piled really high, and use them to climb up to the roof before Kaz figured out where I was.

     

    And that's the dream. I feel like there's more at the beginning - actually, I know there is, but I can't really remember it all that well.

     

    Maybe I should write a book :ph34r:

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    2. Jam126

      Jam126

      This can actually be a legitimate book if you wanted to. :lol:

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i think you've proved that the pencil is mightier than shards of glass. and that some peoples garbage is another man's ladder to safety.

      i think you'ld be better off next time, if you remembered to bring your invisible pills. that early part that you forgot was, i think was when you mated with a zombie in running shoes. they always take your memory of the occasion, to protect the identities of their pencils. sounds like a best seller or at least a good read or a better fire starter.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Mary Shelley, her husband Percy, and their friends (Byron and Keates) used to take certain drugs to stimulate creative thoughts.  Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein in that manner, or so the rumor goes.  

      Are you eating mushrooms before bed by chance?:lol:

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