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  1. Okay so I had another weird dream last night - I was working in a Superstore/JYSK or something somewhere and someone had locked all the doors and announced a fight to the death with last man standing getting something or other and being able to leave. It was like the church scene in Kingsmen at first, but then slowed down to become more of a cat-and-mouse game. So there's all these people that want to kill me and all I have is a shard or glass. I'm somehow able to kill the people that are hunting me / trick them into killing themselves, so I get to the end and am just about to walk out when I see @Kazmanian Devil (he looked like one of my friends who I worked at superstore with) with a girl looking at coloured bowls on a shelf or something weird like that. Anyway, the game is over at this point, so I head on over to them and Kaz was bloodthirsty - he said he hadn't killed anyone yet. He had another shard of glass as well as a really short pencil... anyway the girl that was with him ended up dying: I forget whether she attacked me and I killed her or Kaz accidentally killed her while trying to kill me. Either way, he dropped the pencil, which I picked up. It was less than a cm long, so I just ran out the door trying to escape with Kaz realizing what I'd done and starting to chase me. I get outside and it turns out we were on an island in the middle of nowhere, but I knew the police were coming somehow. Anyway, I'm still running (I'm outside, Kaz is still inside at this point) and I turn around the left side of the building, see a bunch of garbage bags piled really high, and use them to climb up to the roof before Kaz figured out where I was.

     

    And that's the dream. I feel like there's more at the beginning - actually, I know there is, but I can't really remember it all that well.

     

    Maybe I should write a book :ph34r:

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      So I finally get a girl and you kill her? Smh

    2. Toews

      Toews

      Keep them coming jazz. Maybe keep a dream diary beside you. I am finding these mildly interesting.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Haha I'll try! I've been on a steady dream stream these last few nights so we'll see what happens

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