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  1. Top 5 rappers IMO: Redman, Eminem, Jay Z, MF Doom, Aesop Rock in no order.

     

    Rap artists is another story - Kanye, Jay Z, Eminem, Tupac, Big.

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Hells yeah @Fantomex , how could I have forgotten Black Star, or Blackalicious?! Or Public Enemy "Fear of a Black Planet"...

       

      Love the Talib mention, Beautiful Struggle is an insanely good album.

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

       

      Picked these two KRS tracks for ya @thejazz97, because why? The MC

    4. Fantomex

      Fantomex

      @thejazz97If you haven't already found it, I'll just leave it here...

       

  2. TIL John A Macdonald was a sympathizer to the slavers in the civil war!

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    2. Bure_Pavel

      Bure_Pavel

      People are so sensitive these days, cant just be grateful we live in such a wonderful country. Of course this nation was built using some shady tactics, pretty much all great nations were build on the back of war or slavery (Most time both). 

    3. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      Andrew Schulz sums it up nicely

       

       

    4. Guest

      Guest

      People have too much time on their hands too these days...  this is the first time I've heard John A MacDonald's name since grade 12, which was 20 years ago! 

  3. If I were to get a Spurs jersey... Harry Kane or Nacer Chadli?

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    2. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Either way, you should get a Atsuto Uchida Schalke shirt Jazz.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      wow my bad haha

      @Lil B From The Pack I'll look into it

    4. Edlerberry
  4. Top 3 rappers: Kanye, Kendrick, John Givez.

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    2. hatedkid666

      hatedkid666

      Right now? Kendrick, Earl, Joey Bada$$

    3. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      3 best rappers of all time:

      1 dylan

      2 dylan

      3 dylan

      4 dylan

      5 dylan

      because he spits hot fire

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Slim Jesus yo

  5. This is the draft where I'd rather not get 1st. Kakko is better for our team's needs, but it'd be so much fun to see the Hughes bros play for the same team. Hope for 2nd, and let a different team make that decision.

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    2. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      @40Dangles Many people thought similar things about Olli Juolevi in his draft year. So I take it with a grain of salt.

       

      Forward is the safer play still,unless the Canucks truly believe in Byram's potential.

       

       

       

    3. 40Dangles

      40Dangles

      @Chip Kelly well after a slow start In the AHL Juolevi had 13 pts in 18 games and went pointless in his first 5 or 6. Not sure why you see that as bad. Juolevi always needed time in Europe or AHL given his strength needed to be improved, quite common for young Dmen.  Not sure how Juolevi has any bearing on Byram’s ability 

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      @40Dangles I was comparing how both play a similar 2 way game.

       

      Juolevi was a top 10 pick. Is Byram as good or better?

       

      Byram is bigger and more effective probably in the physical department though. I give him that.

       

      It's wait and see for me. Juolevi has to shed his injury prone label though.

       

      He was supposed to be as good or better than Olli Maata when in his draft year, and his development has not gone as quick as It should have due to injuries.

       

      So let's see if he can stay healthy and get back on track.

       

      He should be a regular on the Canucks D by 2021 at the latest.

       

       

       

       

  6. The new Iron Man is kinda cute :wub:

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      That's it. New Iron Man won't be cute until she's at least 18

       
    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I'm at least 18 if you need something in the meantime

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      We'll see, Kaz. We'll see :ph34r:

  7. I hate falling for girls I'm really good friends with...

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      @thejazz97 yeah that happens, just don't be a jerk about it and you just never know down the line what can happen. Sometimes people need to go through a series of bad relationships to realize what a nice guy you were :P

    3. Pears

      Pears

      One of the servers I’m friends with at work called me buddy the other day soooooo ya. That happened. I feel like I have options but every time it goes nowhere or they just stop talking to me. 

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      @Jaku you are one of the lucky few :P girls often are the ones taking the guys out of the friend zone, when guys rarely friend zone as it is (unless you're downright not interested in them).

       

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      I wish I could take a shot and not lose the friendship hahaha

      @thejazz97 not saying it's not doable.  I've stayed friends with girls with whom it did not work out, just do know that it takes a lot of strength to know that someone you're interested in does not feel the same way, and it's probably best to let the physical attraction die off a bit before trying to reinvest in a friendship with them.  In these cases I've had to see that they will be friends and nothing more, but once you can see the value in them as a person beyond their beauty then it can work.  That or point out their negatives after things don't work out so you can see them clearly and move on, not living behind rose-colored glasses.  (You want a slow healing process?  Or essentially point out all their crap and make yourself not interested in the same way ever again?  Your choice :P)  

       

  8. Apparently Pokemon Go is now more popular than porn.

  9. Got accepted to the University of Regina!

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    2. Blue Jay 22

      Blue Jay 22

      Congrats homie B)

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Nice job, man! I just graduated a few months ago. I felt like I was one of the few who didn't overwhelm myself by taking on too much work and I'm glad I did take it more slowly. Make sure you have some time to enjoy the ride!

    4. Beary Sweet

      Beary Sweet

      Congrats! You deserve it and hopefully you make the best out of the opportunity as it comes once in a lifetime.

  10.  

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      And he wasn't the GM so there's no way of knowing if he the final say on any of that.

       

      All I'm saying is that it will take a while longer to judge whether Benning is good at drafting or not. All we know for certain right now is that he's better at it than MG.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      And that's fair, but I feel like he wouldn't have lasted in Boston and Buffalo so long as an AGM if he wasn't someone that did stuff for each management team.

       

      But yes. Way better than MG.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i'll bet there were fans at the game that were cheering for the canucks and appreciative of their efforts..thank you canucks..

      some fans can only bad mouth the team, no matter what they do..

  11. Apparently the Canucks want to leapfrog the Oilers to select Broberg... ugh. Just take him at 10

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    2. 5Fivehole0

      5Fivehole0

      Athletics had an article saying Broberg isn't going to be worth the hype.

    3. 5Fivehole0

      5Fivehole0

      They also have the Canucks selecting Caufield

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Caufield goes to the Habs @15.  They like Smurfs. 

  12. I guess I'll be having my first drink next week.

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    2. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      You'll change your mind soon enough :lol: Maybe try a mixed drink. Or an eggnog with brandy! Very seasonal! Happy birthday! 

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Haha we'll see! Thanks!

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      No one taught me how to properly imbibe..so went thru a period where I rightly shoulda' been caged in a zoo!

  13. just bought a $30 authentic Horvat jersey from sportchek, if y'all want one with the VANCOUVER on the front

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Man that jersey just came in, that was quick!

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      It said authentic but these aren't authentic:huh: they're replicas.  Oh well.

    4. Roberts

      Roberts

      too bad I couldn't get there in time for a Horvat jersey, the site kept crashing. luckily I managed to grab two canucks hats, one canucks hoodie, two team Canada hats, and one team Canada jacket. great deals!

  14. I had a dream that I was watching a movie with a girl and we were flirting and she asked me to kiss her. I went closer and as soon as our lips touched I backed off and said, "Sorry, this is my first kiss" and things got a bit awkward from there.

     

    Also, I was representing Canada in some sort of continent race. It was me, a guy from the US, and a guy from Mexico, and we were easily winning. It wasn't a conventional race track though, it was like on top of buildings that are on the edge of cliffs.

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    2. logic

      logic

      that has to be the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life..

    3. numb3r 16
    4. numb3r 16

      numb3r 16

      Oops ignore that, I had a mind fart and posted "go Sweden" here instead of as a seperate status update...

  15. Are you actually a doctor?

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Just roll it back up and plop it back in.....

    3. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Yah that should be fine just as long as you're not confusing them with your testicles. Don't forget the Gorilla Tape if you don't have access to sutures. 

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I don't have gorilla tape... eh... I can just make a mix with Cheez Whiz and Nutella. Should be fine.

  16. Kudos to Louis CK for taking responsibility without making excuses

     

     

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    2. Kurt Nirvanagut

      Kurt Nirvanagut

      It's pathetic to see his buddies vilify his sexual misconduct but preface it with "I was shocked and appalled when I found out." 

       

      This story began circulating online in 2010. And people dismissed it as trolling. Whatever. 

    3. Kurt Nirvanagut

      Kurt Nirvanagut

      PS: No idea if anyone likes the band Brand New, but the lead singer was just accused of sexual misconduct of a 15 year old girl. So, goodbye to them. 

  17. Welcome to the adult world, much. I've got just over $60 in my bank account and I can't spend any because then I won't have enough for bills...

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    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Prayers for Jazz and especially travella

    4. deadendpath

      deadendpath

      Sell everything you own and live in your car. Problem solved.

  18. Ask me about my dreams

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I had a dream where I got axed in the stomach, died, was in a grey, marvel-like opening sequence (but scenes from my life) and woke up with a pain in my stomach.

       

      @Kazmanian Devil It's funny, because my roommate just finished playing the 4th one

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      I had one where a ghost was leaving really weird marks on people's wrists and I woke up with that mark on my wrist.

       

      I also had a recurring dream where I was a baby on my couch downstairs and my mom was on a ladder. A guy comes in through the unlocked side door and takes me outside. It was always the exact same.

       

      I also tended to die a lot in my dreams as a kid.

       

    4. thejazz97
  19. J'ai ma dernière teste de français ce vendredi, mais je vais manquer l'apprendre!

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Alf keeps coming up to me and sings:

       

      Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir...:blink:

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      @Cramarossa I've learned manquer very little comparatively (won't be on the final), but I think you're right. This whole sentence turned out to be a doozy :P 

       

       

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Lefluer, Lemeix, Belliveau, Potine.  That's about it for my French.  

  20. I shaved and now I look like a 6 foot 5 12 year old.

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    2. AngelicHearts

      AngelicHearts

      Guys have it easy because if they want to look young, all they really have to do is just shave. :P

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      @DontMessMe When I was younger, I was stuck in the back of a Honda Civic for 4 months going around NA, so I'm cool with small spaces :P 

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Can confirm Jazz is good with small spaces

  21. Trade Ryan Miller and sign Cam Ward?

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      I can't see any of the California teams taking him on. 

       

      Anaheim is set with Gibson/Anderson and if they do move Anderson, they won't want to pay 5.5 million for a back-up. The same thing goes for LA and San Jose as well.

       

       

    3. JustABandwagoner

      JustABandwagoner

      Trade Miller? 

      HELL YEA 

       

      Sign ward? 

       

      nah 

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Nowadays, he's the slo-mo Cam.

  22. The negativity on this board is unbearable sometimes smh

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    2. asian player

      asian player

      feelsbadman :( 

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      Milk and cookies for all! 

       

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      Except one.

  23. What number looks best in the current Canucks jersey?

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Baer what are you saying

    3. Tigs

      Tigs

      Baer, would you say you're a fan of notifications?

    4. Baer.

      Baer.

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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