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  1. If he's on the 4th line or in and out of the press box, it's not that bad. That being said, if someone looks as though they could outplay him in the same role, then yeah, waive him.
  2. I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      wasn't that you saying that, in front of a mirror? just kidding.

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      and then I woke up.

  3.  

    1. Kazmanian Devil
    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      These songs appeal to my inner ninth grader.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      More of a fifth grade thing for me.

  4. I like Chance 3. Can't say the same for his first two.
  5. Baby, I'm magic. Ta-da!

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    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      You took that well... I'm equally to blame for being in the ballpark

       

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Kanye's a brilliant artist, but he's not for everyone.

       

      No worries, mate!

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      How should I begin this? I'm just so offended

  6. No. Shattenkirk did nothing for the Blues in the playoffs last year. No thank you.
  7. I really like this girl that I matched with on tinder. She got me into Grey's Anatomy. Such a good show.

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    2. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      @UMB Didn't you start watching Grey's because your friend's sister, who you wanted to hook up with, told you to?

    3. UMB

      UMB

      @Spoderman Ahahah totally forgot about that. That was like June last year man! We're best friends now lol. And greys sucks

    4. Spoderman
  8. Jim Benning isn't a bad GM. Check out this chart.

     

     

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      if you break it down a little further ,it all makes sense....no?mechanics-formula-vectors.jpg

    2. Squeak

      Squeak

      Likely doesn't filter when you trade picks for players (Baertschi, Dorsett etc.)

       

      Or trade a prospect/projects for NHL players (Jensen for Etem)

  9. How's it going mate?

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Ahh dope! Now you can finally change your location :P 

    3. Qwags

      Qwags

      Maybe I'll finally be able to catch a Canucks home game or two. At the very least, Sportsnet Pacific will be my new local sports network.

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I'd kill to have that. I hate SNW so much.

  10. New Frank Ocean! #finally

    1. BI3KSA-

      BI3KSA-

      !1 days late too, was starting to think it wasnt ever gonna drop. 

  11. I watched Sausage Party last night. 7/10. It was an insanely crude yet extremely hilarious movie with some takes on religious and political issues weaved in. In fact, that might have been the driving force behind it. But I'm pretty sure I cried laughing a couple times.
  12. So I bought a jersey online and it wasn't quite what I expected...

     

     

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    2. LuckyLuciano

      LuckyLuciano

      2 much gainz bro

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      You look like a super hero in that thing. lol

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      cute crop top Jazz

  13. One of my friends just proposed to his girlfriend in England!!

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    2. Vinny in Vancouver

      Vinny in Vancouver

      Normally, I'd see something like, 'one of my friends just got engaged...' In this particular case, the highlight is 'proposed' so I 'm guessing she hasn't said 'yes'? Not a good sign?

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Well, yeah, she said yes. 

    4. Vinny in Vancouver

      Vinny in Vancouver

      Well, there you go! Congrats to your friend then.

  14. Apparently there's some Boston fans who say 70+ points is plausible.
  15. How hard can brain surgery be? I mean, it's not rocket science

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      i don't know if i need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      You guys aren't making any sense.

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      @One one two Trailer Park Boys references. ::D

  16. Just woke up from a dream. There was me and a couple buddies taking prop planes and taking them from one part of Regina to another to get fixed. I see another one of my friends when we get back and he invites us over for something or other. Next thing I'm in a room in the basement with a Saskatchewan Roughriders-themed birthday cake, and yet another one of my buddies from high school is there on the couch eating a bag of gigantic chips (let's call him Landon), along with the friend who invited me (let's call him Brandon). So Brandon and I start talking about prop planes and whatnot, and then Landon starts to take a bite into a chip before offering it to me. I take it without noticing that there's saliva on it and scream when I do notice it. For some reason this causes Landon to flail his arms and chips to come flying out of the bag like confetti for a solid 10-15 seconds.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      a chip off the old block

    2. Guest

      Guest

      Can I be Landon???

  17. Yeah, but uh, that's just like your opinion, man

    1. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      This isn't Nam...there are rules. 

  18. A surly English overseer is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy, wet day. He sees approaching him a shabby figure, with clay pipe clenched in mouth and a battered raincoat, and scowlingly thinks, Another effing Mick on the scrounge. The Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going. “You don’t look to me,” says the supervisor, “as if you know the difference between a girder and a joist.” “I do, too,” says the Irishman indignantly. “The first of them wrote Faust and the second one wrote Ulysses.”

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Were you (Jazz) dropped on your head as a baby?  You wanna join our self-help group: "Yes, That's a Dent in My Head"?  

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      certainly you joist. everyone knows that girder and joist were written by gilbert and sullivan. and i'm only a little irish.

  19. Next year's standings IMO:

     

    Pacific:

    1. San Jose Sharks

    2. Los Angeles Kings

    3. Calgary Flames

    -----------------------------------------

    4. Arizona Coyotes

    5. Vancouver Canucks

    6. Edmonton Oilers

    7. Anaheim Ducks

     

    Central:

    1. Nashville Predators

    2. Dallas Stars

    3. St. Louis Blues

    4. Winnipeg Jets

    5. Chicago Blackhawks

    -----------------------------------------

    6. Minnesota Wild

    7. Colorado Avalanche

     

    Atlantic:

    1. Florida Panthers

    2. Tampa Bay Lightning

    3. Montreal Canadiens

    4. Buffalo Sabres

    -----------------------------------------

    5. Detroit Red Wings

    6. Boston Bruins

    7. Toronto Maple Leafs

    8. Ottawa Senators

     

    Metropolitan:

    1. Washington Capitals

    2. Pittsburgh Penguins

    3. New Jersey Devils

    4. Carolina Hurricanes

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    5. New York Rangers

    6. Philadelphia Flyers

    7. New York Islanders

    8. Columbus Blue Jackets

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Same applies to  San Jose though, without Jones they'll be in trouble 

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      True. But they upgraded with Schlemko and Boedker. As of now, Anaheim has upgraded nothing.

    4. Jam126

      Jam126

      I'd say Anaheim has downgraded. Didn't Arizona have Schlemko 2 seasons ago? :P

  20. I dreamt last night that Daniel Sedin scored 90 points next season.

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Sedin-Sedin-Eriksson was the top line for the olympics 2014

    3. Jam126

      Jam126

      Hey! You're making progress!

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I dreamt that Jazz had a dream that Daniel Sedin Scored 90 points next season... Jazzception

  21. I strike the Empire back!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      ouch....stop that.

    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      In Soviet Russia, Empire strike You!

  22. Okay so I had another weird dream last night - I was working in a Superstore/JYSK or something somewhere and someone had locked all the doors and announced a fight to the death with last man standing getting something or other and being able to leave. It was like the church scene in Kingsmen at first, but then slowed down to become more of a cat-and-mouse game. So there's all these people that want to kill me and all I have is a shard or glass. I'm somehow able to kill the people that are hunting me / trick them into killing themselves, so I get to the end and am just about to walk out when I see @Kazmanian Devil (he looked like one of my friends who I worked at superstore with) with a girl looking at coloured bowls on a shelf or something weird like that. Anyway, the game is over at this point, so I head on over to them and Kaz was bloodthirsty - he said he hadn't killed anyone yet. He had another shard of glass as well as a really short pencil... anyway the girl that was with him ended up dying: I forget whether she attacked me and I killed her or Kaz accidentally killed her while trying to kill me. Either way, he dropped the pencil, which I picked up. It was less than a cm long, so I just ran out the door trying to escape with Kaz realizing what I'd done and starting to chase me. I get outside and it turns out we were on an island in the middle of nowhere, but I knew the police were coming somehow. Anyway, I'm still running (I'm outside, Kaz is still inside at this point) and I turn around the left side of the building, see a bunch of garbage bags piled really high, and use them to climb up to the roof before Kaz figured out where I was.

     

    And that's the dream. I feel like there's more at the beginning - actually, I know there is, but I can't really remember it all that well.

     

    Maybe I should write a book :ph34r:

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    2. Jam126

      Jam126

      This can actually be a legitimate book if you wanted to. :lol:

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i think you've proved that the pencil is mightier than shards of glass. and that some peoples garbage is another man's ladder to safety.

      i think you'ld be better off next time, if you remembered to bring your invisible pills. that early part that you forgot was, i think was when you mated with a zombie in running shoes. they always take your memory of the occasion, to protect the identities of their pencils. sounds like a best seller or at least a good read or a better fire starter.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Mary Shelley, her husband Percy, and their friends (Byron and Keates) used to take certain drugs to stimulate creative thoughts.  Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein in that manner, or so the rumor goes.  

      Are you eating mushrooms before bed by chance?:lol:

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