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  1. Kinda hoping for the unlikely resurrection of Jake on another team, if only to witness how fast the anti-Benning brigade do a 180 degree pivot from "JB wasted a first round pick on an obvious bust" to "JB cut loose an obvious superstar."
  2. You asked for enlightenment. Your main point, such as it is, has already been answered roughly a thousand times in a thousand different threads, so I responded in a way I thought might be helpful.
  3. Greener's got this team playing like a well-oiled machine. Unfortunately, the machine is a fleshlight and that ain't oil.
  4. I'm pretty sure the main reason they're refs in the first place is because they're the guys who couldn't make the hockey team.
  5. By refusing to address the ridiculous differential in penalty calls, the Sportsnet round table has basically just admitted the game really is rigged.
  6. Who was that knob singing the Canadian national anthem while wearing a Blues t-shirt? I need his name so I can avoid ever buying or supporting any of his music.
  7. It's spelled Christopher Tanev, but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.
  8. Jake and Gaudette had a couple of good shifts in that last game against Calgary. They seem like they'll work well together - I hope Travis gives that potential duo a long look.
  9. This thread needs to be archived as Exhibit A of fan over-reaction to bupkis.
  10. I'm nervous about losing Graovac. Seems like the kind of guy the team will need once the games matter. Also... (G)rayovac:
  11. I think you're correct, but it's been amazing how the local sports media has been trading Jake for the last 6 months. And it's been an everyday conversation. The irony is they say that Jake is the only "tradeable" player who could bring back a worthwhile return, ignoring the fact that the premise of their argument accepts Jake is coveted by other teams. And that's exactly why we shouldn't trade him. Thankfully, Canucks management seems far more intelligent than sports radio hosts.
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