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  1. I had sex with a girlfriends biological mom. She was like 300Lbs. I was 17. She was like 50+ It was gross and awesome Grossome.
  2. I'm pretty sure Green knows more about what is going on in Utica then I do. Scratch away sir. Show him it takes more.
  3. Mariota is has no idea how to run an NFL offence.
  4. It's official, Mariota will be a bust.
  5. It's called frosted cookie. There is nothing heterosexual about a hockey teams bus ride, people seriously have no idea.
  6. Remember when a new thread was made every time Luongo tweeted? I'd take that over the threads we have now
  7. Mariota's success depends on whether he plays on the Eagles or not. He can not make decisions from the pocket at NFL speed. I think the doubt might be creeping into the minds of the top 15. Please Chip Kelly!!! please make this happen!!! That's your boy.
  8. With the emergence of Mrázek, Hamburger, Lack it leaves the goalie market flooded again. I don't think Benning will receive a good enough offer to dump Lack, Markstrom, Miller. Markstrom needs a legit backup gig to take his game to the next level. I'm not sure how he will get that done in Vancouver.
  9. In the regular season maybe. When it comes down to a hard hitting western conference series, I want a western Canadian, hometown boy pouring his cuts out on the ice. He will take the puck to the middle of the ice and drive to the net. We need a guy like that more than any other type of player.
  10. Correct, that was a compilation of midget AAA Yorkton Mallers and Stoll, it was a grad party that he happened to be in town for. Brandin Cote is also in the pic, he was the captain of the Spokane Chiefs when they won the memorial cup. He is actually a really good guy and its stupid that he is being hung to dry for getting caught with drugs that the team was going to party in Vegas with. There season is done, they have had a long 3 years, if they wanna get messed up in Vegas then I say rock on.
  11. Stoll, I got him started on the wrong path
  12. I have about 50% of that beautiful hair left.
  13. 1998, I am the strapping young man in the AFI hoody, can anyone spot the NHL hockey player that has gotten into trouble lately?
  14. Look at my sig, I have watched almost every televised game he played for Oregon. I love the guy, favourite Football player of all time. I will be the first to tell you that he has more raw talent than any other player in the draft, but he is NOT NFL ready. The Oregon Ducks run an almost mechanical, rhythm type offence. He rarely drops into the pocket, he rarely makes decisions everything is about motion and timing. If he somehow ends up on the Eagles, him and Kelly will absolutely light up the NFL. If he goes anyplace else he will struggle with the speed and power of the NFL, he will struggle in the pocket. He played in the PAC 12, Stanford is about the closest NFL style team he played with regularity and as we all know they were his kryptonite. They hit him and kept him out of his rhythm, which would rattle him and then he would completely unravel. They would force him to make passes out of the pocket where he was brutally inaccurate. As much as I love the guy I would take Winston, or another player in a different position before I took Mariota that high, I would even take a chance on Manzel before I took him. He has 0 experience running anything close to an an NFL style offence. That being said I would be extatic if he proved me wrong. Whatever team drafts him will be my new favourite team.
  15. I agree, the NFL draft takes wayyyyyy to long. A guy ends up forgetting about it.
  16. I honestly can't see Benning selling Miller. The value of a proven NHL goaltender blows my mind. It is the single most important factor in the playoffs yet teams like St.Louis and Anaheim refuse to invest in one. A hot goaltender will bring a high flying president trophy winner to it's knees. A cold goaltender will bring a high flying president trophy winner to it's knees.
  17. Every place I go = $100 minimum. Canadian Tire, Gas Station, Restaurant, Drug store, Rona, Dollar store, Tim Horton's, the shower, my bed, the torture dungeon, scratching my arse, ect.

    1. Chalky

      Chalky

      You get a pretty damn good deal at the torture dungeon.

  18. It is ludicrous to say he will be anything really. How can anyone possibly know? I rarely have any expectations for prospects, just as long as they trend higher every year. It's all a guy can ask for.
  19. I watched almost every game Mariota has ever played in college football. I could possibly be his biggest fan in Canada. Let me be the first to tell you all, he is a good kid, an unbelievable athlete, and a leader. He is not however a pocket passer, he is a product of a gimmick offence. Unless Chip Kelly somehow gets his hands on him he will struggle. If you watch the Ducks a lot you will notice that they are a very rhythmic team. If that rhythm is disrupted Marcus tends to unravel. Arizona, OSU, Stanford the season's prior were all very successful at doing this. You also cannot really look too hard into his un-earthly stats. The Ducks are in the Pac 12 North, which has come a long way but not really a conference known for smash mouth defence. I hate this, it's going to kill me to watch my favourite college player blow it but I'm leaning towards it happening. 52/48 bust/boom.
  20. nothing worse then breaking a connecting rod in your supposed bullet proof Honda pressure washer in the middle of an intense pressure washing session.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I guess so. That or like, slipping on icy stairs and cracking your head open. That's pretty bad too.

    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      dont shoot your pressure washer - you just had to test it didn't you

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      They said the Titanic was practically unsinkable too.

  21. Dumb and Dummer to is the most disappointing sequel of all time.

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Highlander 2...

    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      lul Dummer

  22. 1.Horvat 2.Virtanen 3.Baertschi 4.McCann 5. Demko you guys think that 2nd round pick could be in our top 5 prospects in june? cause I don't. This team needs true scoring brewing in the system.
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