I use to be part of a group that would mess up houses that were host to nerd teenage house parties, just off the top of my head
- we smashed at least 100 priceless trophies, snap the little hockey player or year off.
- we got into a cellar and smashed jars of canned beats all over the basement carpet that happened to be a light grey.
- I found a pick axe in a shed and took it inside the house and put a buncha holes in the bathtub.
- claw hammer and put holes in furniture and mattresses.
- We pooped in pretty much anything imaginable. Cookie Jars, BBQ, a drier, under a pillow in parents master bedroom, heater vents, microwave, shotgun of a K-car in the garage, fish tank, dresser drawers, a box of frozen chicken breasts. probably forgetting a few.
- pissed on a lot of stuff too.
- God help the people that had paint cans full of paint in their garage.
I drove a quad into a house. it was a bi level split with double opening doors, luckily I couldn't get up the stairs so I roasted the tires off below the stairs going up into the living room. Then I drove it into the basement and got it wedged in the hallway.
Just for the record I was like 16-18 when I did all this stuff, got into pretty big trouble over the Quad thing. I haven't spoke of these things in at least 10 years so I thought it was time to get it off my chest.
I think about it all the time and I'm pretty ashamed.
Edit: had to remove some stuff