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  1. How do you fix a short-circuit computer? I need help, it keeps turning itself off automatically...

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Either the power supply as above or it's overheating. If it works for a while on safe mode then it's possibly a virus. Run a program like combofix or malwarebytes (or both) and see what happens.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Overheating perhaps. Computers in the lab here would randomly shut off for that reason. Just take it to a shop or you'll be looking at it on your own forever

    4. Jam126

      Jam126

      I think it's a virus. It's been working smoothly on safe mode. Thanks for the tips everyone!

       

  2. Some people here have awful jokes...

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    2. Odd.
    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      that's what she said

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Hear about the masochist & his voodoo doll stuck in an abusive relationship? :^)

  3. After 3 seasons of the Red Wings being in the eastern conference, it still feels weird.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Distance from Detroit to Chicago, 238 miles (383.02 km). 1 time zone. 

       

      Distance from Vancouver to Calgary. 972.3 km, 1 time zone. 

       

       

    2. Ghostsof1915
  4. Calling a VAN/TOR SCF in 2017.

     

    #bookit  #spoton    #itwillcometrue

    1. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      Stamkos vs. Matthews.

    2. cookieeater55

      cookieeater55

      i agree with ya bud 

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  5. The 2016 Big Mac at Mcdonalds are a prime example of why you don't build your bottom layer with extra lettuce that is simply an adequate taste. You gotta go all out and put the special sauce in it. Take notes Jimbo. 

    1. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      You, I like you. 

    2. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      I went to McGags the other day and got a small and medium coffee..6 McNuggets...a medium fry and that new chicken burger   The12....the total came to almost $17.00 ,,,I couldnt believe it....McDs food isnt any bargain anymore and needless to say isnt worth it.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      21st C MickeyD's?..

       

      Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce , cheese, pickles, onions with my loaded machine gun...

  6. Guy Boucher looks like he's pissed off all the time.

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      He has a scar on his face. Probably along with Torts the most intimidating coaching figure in the league 

  7. I'm using Windows safe mode... :(

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      .44 Magnum/First aid kit/defibulator/rope/ladder/16 L of drinking water, food for 72 hours/utility knife/flashlight/batteries/radio/propane stove/4 rolls of toilet paper.

       

      Now you're in safe mode. 

  8. Hi, my name is Shendan Branahan.

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    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      its the only reason i jumped in here 

    4. chon derry

      chon derry

      my real name spoken or spelled like that ... not good

  9. I feel like making a "Desi to HFBoards" trade proposal.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      He doesn't trust me anymore, and asserts that I must be in collusion with everything.

       

      I've been fired. You're stuck with him.

    3. cookieeater55

      cookieeater55

      i heard there was a offer sheet thrown at him 

    4. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      ^^ That wasn't an offer sheet, it was a dinner plate.

  10. How about we just sign the whole North Dakota team?
  11. Here's a neat little trick: When you go fullscreen on a youtube vid type "awesome" and look and the time bar, it's a rainbow.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      You just gave me a seizure.

    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      neat. though type it again to toggle it off, because that $&!# is annoying.

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Don't go to http://www.omfgdogs.com/ if you are prone to seizures then.

  12. I wish I could just fast forward through next season.

  13. I hate the Leafs...

  14. Don't draft Dubois.

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Benning needs to trade up to 2 or trade down if he can't.  Don't like any of the forwards available at the spot and a D might be a reach.

  15. I had a weird dream that the Canucks drew 1st overall in the draft lottery. The other 2 in the top 3 were also selected: 

    1. Vancouver ::D 2. Nashville (IDK either, it's odd :huh:) 3. Calgary :sick:

     

    So, yeah.

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    2. Odd.

      Odd.

      had dream we picked Matthews, Laine and Pool party in top 3.

    3. Guest

      Guest

      It isn't odd, Nashville could somehow trade up and get Laine

    4. Jam126

      Jam126

      That was what I was thinking too.

  16. Malkin is score.

    1. Odd.

      Odd.

      In Russia, Score is Malkin.

  17. Flames fans are so insecure.

  18. Subway has bad asset management.

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    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      Maybe we have and we didn't know it:ph34r:

       

      I would expect to see a well oiled machine, otherwise you are just wasting company dollars.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Thought you'd say they shoulda dealt(sooner) that Jared Fogle guy to McD's, or something?

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Well Jared definitely has juvenile ass management

  19. lol Dave Randorf "THE ISLES HAVE FINNALLY WON A SERIES!!"

  20. I bet a sour candy that the Canucks can at least win 2 games against the Pens in a playoff series. :bigblush:

    1. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      I don't bet sour candy's. Those things run my life.

    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      either way this bet is going to go sour....

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Well that was a pointless bet for both parties

  21. Feels SO SO good to be back.

  22. Can't wait till' the Dallas Canucks play the Vancouver Stars!

    1. brilac

      brilac

      me too...! I hear those Vancouver Stars are excellente!

    2. Jam126

      Jam126

      Yeah, I hear they have a dangerous first line, gotta watch out. They also beat the Dallas Canucks twice already this season.

  23. We need a key player who can mentor the rookies, we need a player that's tough and gritty, we need a player who can score clutch goals. Wow, all of you people overlook this player, he's a keeper! John Scott. 

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