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  1. Mixed my scotch. Who does that? Feel like such a LOSER. 
    Took a bottle of Glen and mixed it with a cheapo. 
    Alf feels shame. Alf is kneeling and bowing to his empties and begging forgiveness. 

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    2. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      They tried to make Alf go to rehab. He said no, no, no.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm more concerned he's mixing his meds with his scotch.

      Might explain a lot of posts he does on here....

       

    4. Attila Umbrus

      Attila Umbrus

      In the penalty box you go Alf. 5 minutes for fighting yourself and a 10 minute misconduct for unsportsman like mixing

  2. Alf wants to know. How many of us huge Canuck fans go to other clubs’ message boards and post there? Alf sees this as Babcock weird. Unless of course it’s fishing season! :frantic:

    1. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      Not me. I don’t like fans of other teams. I may pity some though, if they’re not bad people.

    2. brilac

      brilac

      I did! I could not help myself! I'm in love with 2 teams, maybe 3, but probably 2! 

       

      And just this last week or recent or whenever, the board is no more! So I won't be posting there anymore! 

       

      In fact! I was recently at their Tricolore Sports merchandise page oohing and awwing! A lot of must haves on that page! 

       

      Well, that's enough of me, I'm sure you have had enough! 

       

       

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @brilac you love more than one team. It’s good you visit those clubs’ message boards. You are amazing! image.gif.df26be8e2688098b042a3cf170bd376c.gif

       

  3. image.gif.21da1ed26227f35a2fe3472c7a1e6993.gif.

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      Her husband just got home ? :lol:

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      alfie and scotch. he keeps his scooter below his window. easy peasy.

    4. Jack Gordon

      Jack Gordon

      Geez Alf.

       

      I hope you didn't break anything there.

  4. Still too many other teams’ fans fishing on our site. They will go feed in other waters (my God stop feeding these scum!) this season as we win and dominate. 

  5. I don’t think @JM_ is coming back. He wasn’t banned but seems, instead, to have decided to no be here anymore. Just an example of another great poster who left for “certain” reasons. 

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    2. wai_lai416

      wai_lai416

      internet forum is not for the faint hearted.. need to be able to take a beating and give a beating.. and if you can't stand someone just click ignore.. i can careless about insults from some fat chubby pig hiding behind an internet keyboard.

    3. bishopshodan

      bishopshodan

      Jimmy was great.

      I miss him alot.

      Really smart and understanding. I learned a lot from that man. Hope he is out there kicking ass at life and is blessed with health and happiness. 

       

    4. KristoffWixenschon

      KristoffWixenschon

      Jimmy was one of the few people I enjoyed debating.  He seemed to care more about establishing a thoughtful response rather than just attempting to claim moral superiority.  This place is certainly more of an echo chamber without ya, Jimmy!

  6. Are we the dumbest fan base? Alf just took an online Intelligence test and scored the equivalent of a turnip. I see carrots, lettuce, and broccoli among us. 

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    2. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      No.

       

      Oiler fans are the dumbest.

    3. DrJockitch

      DrJockitch

      More scotch then try again. Suddenly a well to do watermelon 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Alf given some of your postings and opinions, I'm not surprised.

       

      You are more emotional than rational.

       

      And even your emotional responses, don't even seem to make sense.

       

      I still can't figure out if this is a schtick, and you do this for amusement/boredom?

       

       

      Could contain: Animal, Canine, Dog, Mammal, Pet, Teddy Bear, Toy, Bottle

  7. With 7 seconds left in OT team Canada makes the home team and crowd cry in Czehia. We win! You lose. :lol:


  8. my bottle is empty! 

    image.jpeg.980b6ef7a2353b976cb0effb39d380e0.jpegMy bottle is empty!  

     

     

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      Alf, I have a very important question to ask you in regards to fashion! Is it a mis match to wear my Kraken watch and Kraken sunglasses with my Canucks tank top? 

    3. Ballisticsports.

      Ballisticsports.

      You came into the world crying those same words Alf

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      look in the boot locker, i think you hid one there. you can always scooter to the scotch store and buy another dozen or start drinking milk. good luck, lad.

  9. What’s the earliest others here been doing some serious drinking?

    Got to have had a good nights sleep too, before the drinking starts. Can’t just drink late and keep going. 
    I know it’s only 10 am but a good bottle of Scotch sure is tasty before noon! 

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      I went to the NHL Draft in 2019 and wine started around 11am! Right after the coffee. Stopped at Starbucks along the way to Rogers Arena! 

       

      Another time at 10am. My mother and I partook in the wineries that day and got an early start! I was in my 20s. 

    3. brilac

      brilac

      Oh and yeah, my wine partaking was never considered serious drinking. 

    4. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      Weed whenever, alcohol never.

  10. Alf feels sorry for the Habs. The history of the Gorton/Hughes duo for drafting in round one is bad. Every pick is a bustaroo! Lafreniere, Anderson, Kravtsov, Chytl, and now Slafkoski and Reinbacher. Are these two guys the worst at the draft ever? 

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Agree ..every pick squandered! :^)

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Neither Slaf nor Reinbacher can be considered busts at this point.

    4. Ballisticsports.

      Ballisticsports.

      If Don Cherry wasn't a Bruins fan, I could see him wearing that blazer

  11. @JM_ needs to be back, especially in the forms that have political tones. His views are greatly missed. 

    1. bishopshodan

      bishopshodan

      He was a legend.

      Miss him a lot. 

    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I know he was getting rather frustrated before he left.  Hope he is well regardless of whether he chooses to come back or not. I miss his insight.

  12. During tonight’s debauch old Alf decided he didn’t need his Walker. Hospitals suck pucks. :(

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    2. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      @Alflives Get well my friend.  I need you for backup on here when everything goes to sh*t!!

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      If you Stop following the leafs so closely you wouldn’t get that choking feeling. 
       

      deep breaths. 

    4.  johngould21

      johngould21

      Get well Alf, we old farts need the company on this board.

  13. Pretty cool Canadian kid.

    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-ottawa-girl-set-to-become-the-youngest-university-graduate-in-canadian/
    Yes we develop the best hockey players in the world, but we have some of the brightest minds too. Young people like this are our why our future is bright! 

  14. What's up with the Pens hiring Dubas as their POHO?

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    2. Tony Romo

      Tony Romo

      FSG has brought multiple world series to Boston, a Champions League and Premier league title to Liverpool...I trust their judgement 

    3. King Heffy
    4. chon derry
  15. Is there a worse drafting duo than Hughes and his buddy, now with the Habs but formerly with the Rags?

    Huge misses with very high picks in zNew York. Laugher, Krappo, Krapsoft, and now Slafbustky. Those two should be fired. 

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Gillis and Gilman.

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      And how many first overall and second overall picks for those two bust on? Hughes and his buddy in Haberville are the worst ever. Multiple high picks and each one is a bustaroo bonsai. Worst there is. Worst there eas. And worst there ever will be. Habs should fire these two before the coming draft. They will certainly pick another loser. 

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      Hughes is garbage for sure. Terrible GM

  16. image.jpeg.8e9404fc8638c6b431079422362b9344.jpegBig bottle just arrived. So happy!

    It’s “hug your bottle day” on Melmac. 
     

    1. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      Alf in about 20 mins

      image.gif.3dad910d98193b5211012c43c3f69dc3.gif

    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      That doesn't look like scotch.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      if you had some ice cream, you could have scotch ala mode. you can't hug the bottle when your pouring all the time. gerald shumway ooves cat pie.

  17. Just thinking we are so fortunate to have management smart enough to avoid the Horvat anchor contract. We dodged that bullet and turned it into a super win: Hronek, new Beau, and Raty.

    Thank you JR! 

    1. goog16

      goog16

      I agree but...I'd like to see how Miller's contract ages in 4-5 years time??

  18. President Biden just made fun of the Leafs in his speech. He said he likes all Canadian teams, except the Leafs! :lol:
    Too funny! 

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    2. J.I.A.H.N

      J.I.A.H.N

      Yes, Alf, because they beat his wifes team the Flyers

       

      Context please!

       

      Said he would rather piss off all us Canadians than his wife

       

      Because he sleeps with her..............he's still getting some!

       

      Not bad for 80

    3. iceman64

      iceman64

      Maybe that, but maybe he knows the Leafs just blow??

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      How to win friends and influence people....

  19. Which is worse: OEL at 7.2 for 4 more years, or Huberdough at 10.5 for 8? Flames are so screwed! 

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    2. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      Huberdeau is much worse.  And that is saying something.  I think Huberdeau is the worst contract in the NHL...

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I'll be surprised if he doesn't rebound a bit

    4. Drakrami

      Drakrami

      Just the chain of events.. The return for Tkachuk was very good. Huberdeau, Weegar, a B prospect and 1st. Pretty much have to re-sign Huberdeau and Weegar or the trade was pointless, and you had to pay them market price.

       

      There's a pretty high chance Huberdeau will rebound, hes been a good player his whole career. 

  20. LOSER Leafs LOSE! :lol:

    1. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      I thought they were winning cup Alf?  What happened?

    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Them Hawks are a tough test :^)

    3. Pears

      Pears

      But Alf I thought ROR all but guaranteed them a cup?

  21. Is Slafkovsky going to be the biggest bustaroo bonsai since Stephan? 

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    2. Pears
    3. Western Red

      Western Red

      Not a bonsai ALF!

       

      Stick to the program.

    4. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Far to early to call it. Also, Yakupov was a bigger bust than Stefan.

  22. OEL + Garland both bought out this summer. Thanks Benning.:picard:

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    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      Highly doubt Garland is bought out or traded. Extremely underrated and under utilized.

    3. Iron Fist

      Iron Fist

      I doubt it. If brock gets traded. And Myers and beuvillier get traded next deadline.  We probably keep both

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Beauvillier could be a nice piece, but he's effectively a Pearson replacement.

       

      Garland's pretty good. He plays a bit like Kuzmenko with his skating. He needs to finish his chances though.

       

      I'd like to see OEL have a nice offseason and come back to prove the doubters.

  23. Scotty Bowman said the best trade he ever made was the one he didn’t. He almost traded Yzerman, but could get the right return. Maybe we are lucky to have kept Brock? He’s been looking great with Tocchet as coach. 

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    2. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Brock is playing better but his agents is also talking to teams. I am sure they are putting him in a situation to look good while trying to find a trade. But I say keep Brock and keep putting him in positions to succeed. 

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      @#Canucks by "keep putting him in positions to succeed", if you were GM how inclined would you be to move Brock?

    4. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      @Phil_314 I personally would not move him. I’d keep him with Petey and manage him until He gains massive confidence. Otherwise first round top 15 + prospect & No retention of money. 

  24. Loser Leafs’ most selfish players getting exposed by the Bruins.  Double Flamingo is a minus 4. 

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      Steve dangle podcast should be interesting after this …

       

  25. LOSER LEAFS got embarrassed by the Senators tonight.  Leafs still the Cup favourite?  

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      leafs.jpg.5e143a1c9a6c0b103e8e2a190180a4a8.jpgThey’ll play Boston to 7 games and lose with 1 second on the clock. Matthews and marner demand to be traded.  Allvin aquires william nylander. Shortly after, traffic on the lions gate bridge is halted  when an unexplainable inebriated furry creature threatens to jump off. 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I hope they get swept in 4.

    4. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Are we forgetting we're canuck fans:lol:

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