Roger Neilsons Towel

On the plus side they discovered new microbes that ate the iron in both the Bismarck and the Titanic. Only sad part is it's possible the Titanic will collapse on itself into rust in 2030. 

Pretty sure they built her in Belfast, & no one wanted to even speak of that for generations.

Finally came to terms with it, & built a Titanic museum there, I read a few yrs back.

Seems to have become the ultimate sporting-metaphor.

Perhaps the best symbol for humanity's arrogance, in terms of hasty, unfettered industrialization.

In Russia, The Lobsters sinking was a miracle to the Titanic in the ships kitchen.