Roger Neilsons Towel

My work day usually consists of: 50% CDC, 30% Talking to Coworkers, 10% Breaks, 10% Actually working hard to make up for the other 90% of the day I spent slacking...

Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange..... P.S. No weirdos

4/21 - National drug testing day.

You'd think philly fans shot Ovechkin dead with how much the mid-day show is harping on them.  Get over it, not a big deal.

I'm glad I learned about parallelograms in school instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season.

Did Aquillini just close my Gillis thread??

Ma god, 1hr 48min into this 8 hour shift with absolutely nothing to do at work.  C'mon give me something entertaining to read, like a Demko signing thread.

I have an opinion on the draft should I start a new thread? No wait I will start multiple threads because my questions/opinions are so important they deserve there own thread.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

WHAT A JOKE THE LEAGUE IS

All I want is for the Canucks to get the first over all pick.  Okay, that and the Panthers winning the Cup!  Okay....I could use a new job, or win the lottery so I can retire early...

Shinkaruk was called up

Recent status update

Why did you lock my thread??????

There are dozens and dozens of whiners and crybabies posting complaints about Benning and there have been dozens and dozens of threads screaming for this veteran or player to be traded and none of them get locked.

So when one poster points out those who insisted every vet should be traded are now seeing what they wanted in a nose diving team... you then close it?

What is this>>>>?  Censorship?

Why did you lock my thread??????

There are dozens and dozens of whiners and crybabies posting complaints about Benning and there have been dozens and dozens of threads screaming for this veteran or player to be traded and none of them get locked.

So when one poster points out those who insisted every vet should be traded are now seeing what they wanted in a nose diving team... you then close it?

What is this>>>>?  Censorship?

Canucks are making Tim Hortons nervous with all the donuts they're producing as of late '(ª¿ª)'

Canucks are making Tim Hortons nervous with all the donuts they're producing as of late '(ª¿ª)'

Canucks are making Tim Hortons nervous with all the donuts they're producing as of late '(ª¿ª)'

Why hasn't Bartkowski been re-signed yet?

This airship looks peculiar. 

If the Canucks could pick in the Top 3 at the Draft, that would make me so happy.

Anyone else pissed off at John Shorthouse for referring to Tryamkin last night as the "freak show"? Even if it's just a joke that's pretty rude IMO, he's just a big dude.

Based on my limited understanding of the proposed expansion draft rules, here is a list of the players I believe we would and should need to protect (If I have made an error with the rules, please correct me so I can update the list):

Horvat (3rd year)

Baertschi (3rd year)

Sutter (NTC)

Hansen (MNTC)

Granlund (3rd year)

Vey (has made improvements, asset worth protecting IMO)

Etem
 

Tanev

Edler (NTC)

Sbisa

Markstrom

The following players would NOT need to be protected because of their expansion draft ineligibility at proposed time of expansion draft, and under the proposed rules: 

D.Sedin (NMC)

H.Sedin (NMC)

Virtanen (ELC)

McCann (ELC)

Hutton (ELC)

Gaunce (ELC)

Tryamkin (ELC)

Pedan (ELC)

Subban (ELC)

Brisebois (ELC)

Stewart (ELC)

Cassels (ELC)

Sautner (ELC)

McEneny (ELC)

Left Unprotected/ Eligible for Expansion Draft:

Miller (not our goaltender of the future)

Hamhuis (UFA - may not be resigned anyway)

Burrows (has been great for this organization but potentially time to move on)

Vrbata (UFA - won't be resigned)

Dorsett (out of protected spots)

Biega (out of protected spots)

Grenier (out of protected spots)

Kenins (out of protected spots)

Fedun (out of protected spots)

Zalewski (out of protected spots)

Higgins

Prust

Bartkowski

Weber

Cannata

Jones

Bachman

Friesen

Labate (3rd year)

Blomstrand (3rd year)

Cederholm (3rd year)

LEGEND:

NTC = No Trade Clause (These are eligible for the expansion draft under the current proposed rules)

MNTC = Modified No Trade Clause (eligible for expansion draft)

NMC = No Movement Clause (NOT eligible for expansion draft and are therefore exempt)

ELC = Entry Level Contract (NOT eligible for expansion draft and are therefore exempt)

Based on my limited understanding of the proposed expansion draft rules, here is a list of the players I believe we would and should need to protect (If I have made an error with the rules, please correct me so I can update the list):

Horvat (3rd year)

Baertschi (3rd year)

Sutter (NTC)

Hansen (MNTC)

Granlund (3rd year)

Vey (has made improvements, asset worth protecting IMO)

Etem
 

Tanev

Edler (NTC)

Sbisa

Markstrom

The following players would NOT need to be protected because of their expansion draft ineligibility at proposed time of expansion draft, and under the proposed rules: 

D.Sedin (NMC)

H.Sedin (NMC)

Virtanen (ELC)

McCann (ELC)

Hutton (ELC)

Gaunce (ELC)

Tryamkin (ELC)

Pedan (ELC)

Subban (ELC)

Brisebois (ELC)

Stewart (ELC)

Cassels (ELC)

Sautner (ELC)

McEneny (ELC)

Left Unprotected/ Eligible for Expansion Draft:

Miller (not our goaltender of the future)

Hamhuis (UFA - may not be resigned anyway)

Burrows (has been great for this organization but potentially time to move on)

Vrbata (UFA - won't be resigned)

Dorsett (out of protected spots)

Biega (out of protected spots)

Grenier (out of protected spots)

Kenins (out of protected spots)

Fedun (out of protected spots)

Zalewski (out of protected spots)

Higgins

Prust

Bartkowski

Weber

Cannata

Jones

Bachman

Friesen

Labate (3rd year)

Blomstrand (3rd year)

Cederholm (3rd year)

LEGEND:

NTC = No Trade Clause (These are eligible for the expansion draft under the current proposed rules)

MNTC = Modified No Trade Clause (eligible for expansion draft)

NMC = No Movement Clause (NOT eligible for expansion draft and are therefore exempt)

ELC = Entry Level Contract (NOT eligible for expansion draft and are therefore exempt)

Less teams, not more Gary !

Less teams, not more Gary !