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  1. Luongo is going to be on AM 650 in 5 minutes (4:10pst). Should be interesting. 

    1. apollo

      apollo

      Arg... I can't listen right now. 

      I actually had a dream a few nights back that I became GM of the team and convinced him to come back here lol... any summary someone can provide would be great :P

       

    2. JM_

      JM_

      it'll probably be put up on the website soon. Sounds like its going to be a tough year for him physically... I hope not it would be nice to see him get one more playoff run. 

    3. nux4lyfe
  2. interesting stream from China right now: https://www.yizhibo.com/l/ZBnfrUocIOXGo1Xc.html

     

     

  3. I don't think Rodin has shown enough to make the team yet... do we lose him to waivers to give Brock or Jake a chance?

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    2. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      maybe he gets 2 hattricks who knows 

    3. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      i like rodin finally hes healthy  hope  him virt and boeser get a chance  

    4. canuktravella
  4. Anyone concerned over the team going to China should have a look at how they get to fly over. It ain't coach. 

     

    https://twitter.com/Canucks/status/909483383863906304

     

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Wish I got to fly first class when I went to China.

    3. Down by the River

      Down by the River

      If Troy Stetcher is 5.10 then I'm a giraffe. 

    4. JM_

      JM_

      I've only got to fly 1st class once, i got bumped up once an SAS flight and man is it easy to get used to. Linens, the chef comes out to see if your dinner is good, actual good booze, the hot stewardesses, sleeping "pod", it was nicer than my apartment at the time. 

  5. So I was up at the VGH cardiology dept today and saw a listing for a staff physician named Dr. Hamburger :blink: 

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Hamburger-helper for Hawkeye's "meatball-surgery"?!

    2. JM_

      JM_

      i just thought the irony of going to Fat Burger too much leading you to see Dr. Hamburger was pretty funny. 

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Nice, I love it when professionals have a brutally ironic name. I can only remember one of late and a something related.

       

      There was / is a psychologist in Victoria named Dr. Wally CRAVER.

      There's also a dentist here named Bernie Dong, who definitely should have been a sexual health nurse or whatever kind of doctor is the male's equivalent of an OBGYN.  

  6. I'm happy that todays headlines don't read "Horvat considering KHL for next season".

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      @-Vintage Canuck- Yeah, I hear ya, and props for ignoring the baloney. All I'm saying is that they have more influence on some fans than I think is healthy for the microscopic market we're in. Not necessarily in the case of the Sedins at this moment in time, but with younger players. 

       

      Does that apply to media everywhere? I'm certain that it does. Is there anything I can do about it? Only what @Jimmy McGill is trying to do for @apollo right now, remind people that they won't play anywhere else for a variety of personal reasons. If we all respect them enough to love them then we can lay off the trade chatter since, well, we all know 1040 will likely be perusing these boards looking for the next scandal or hot topic. 

       

      I'm going to blame the tequila I had for lunch for the rant, but regardless of that I still feel pretty strongly about the influence of our media, and it's not always for good.

       

       

    3. JM_

      JM_

      @Green Building tequila for lunch? sweet. 

    4. Green Building
  7. I feel like this team locked up its heart for the next 6 years. This must be what it was like when Linden signed his first long term deal. 

  8. Bo's deal still leaves ~2mil in cap space before some guys get waived. Bodes well for trades later this year if it comes to that. 

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i like it. there are teams up against the cap or over it. we use to always spend up to the cap. no wiggle room. 

      now we can wiggle. we can be wigglers.

    2. CRAZY_4_NAZZY

      CRAZY_4_NAZZY

      capfriendly even predicts by the trade deadline we will have just over 9 mil in cap space.  Could see ourselves using that leverage taking on a bad contract and gaining a prospect/pick with that and still make a playoff push (thats if we are even in the picture)

    3. JM_

      JM_

      @CRAZY_4_NAZZY  +1 (I'm out already this morning) Yup we could easily take on an expiring contract. But this is a very hard year to predict, theres too many new players and we have no idea what the chemistry will be or what Green is capable of. I could see us squeaking in to the 1st round or landing back at 25th or so. Either way I'm good, lots of good development stories to follow this year. 

  9. If Pettersson can do this in the NHL I might need sedatives.

     

     

     

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Yeah, the dude just peels off and goes for the puck once Pettersson beats him, lol.

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Yeah, the dude just peels off and goes for the puck once Pettersson beats him, lol.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Is it just his pads, or is he bulking up a little?

  10. what are the odds on someone beating @-Vintage Canuck- to the Horvat contact announcement? 

     

     

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      Bonjour mes amis, je m'appelle Limmy Le Jig. 

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i think horvat will know first. i could be wrong though.

  11. Kerfoot to Colorado? How does that make sense?

  12. Just incase you needed another reason not to eat at Carl's Jr.

     

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/franchisee-violates-food-safety-regulations-1.4250469

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    2. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      What a friggin' disgusting pig.

    3. JM_

      JM_

      I was ok until he scraped his arm skin against the side of the sauce bucket.... gagged a little on that one.... 

    4. luckylager
  13. Some Nazi's tried to have a party and no one showed up. I love my city. What a pathetic turnout for the haters today. 

     

    http://www.news1130.com/2017/08/19/protesters-expected-face-off-vancouver-city-hall/

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      Eh! Oh! Nazi's no! 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      "It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should be reading books instead of burning them!"

      Henry Jones Sr. 

       

    4. chon derry
  14. looks like Ottawa is here Oct 10th... i hope they plan a good tribute for Burr. 

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      @Tre Mac brilliant :lol: and yes we do. We cannot disappoint my wife or Deb on this one. I'm going to have a large supply of handkerchiefs for her on this one. She took the trade pretty hard. 

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Does Burr fo full-Odjick & try to fight the team?

       

      Great guy..will feel pretty weird for him lining up as a visitor.

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      sorry..*go* not fo

  15. With Trump and Kim Jong-Un intent on blowing us all up, this song seems appropriate.

     

     

     

    I think I'm sophisticated
    'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
    But all around me everybody's multiplying
    Till they're walking round like flies man
    So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
    In the zoo man
    'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
    I am an ape man
    I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
    'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
    But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
    And the crazy politicians
    I don't feel safe in this world no more
    I don't want to die in a nuclear war
    I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
    I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man
    I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man
    I'm an ape man
    'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
    Compared to the clouds as they roll by
    Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
    I am an ape man
    In man's evolution he has created the cities and
    The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
    And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
    'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
    Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
    Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
    I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
    I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
    I'm an ape man
    I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
    'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
    I want to get out of this city alive
    And make like an ape man
    Come and love me, be my ape man girl
    And we will be so happy in my ape man world
    I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
    I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
    I'm an ape man
    I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
    I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
    And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
    Just like an ape man
    I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
    I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
    I'm an ape man.
    I don't feel safe in this world no more
    I don't want to die in a nuclear war
    I want to sail away to a distant shore
    And make like an ape man.

     

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Great choice, S'all..man the Kinks hit it outa' the park with this one! Superman..Sunny Afternoon..this band usually had epic lyrics.

       

      I also tried to run away from it all(a Gai-jin ape man), but I seem to be ever closer to the fracas!

    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. J-23

      J-23

      "I'm a King Kong man," I misread this line, I thought it said I am Kim Jong Man.

       

      My song for moments like this.

       

       

  16. Anyone know the latest on Dorsett? Is he expected to play next season?

    1. mll

      mll

      Yes.  At the end of season media day he was all fired up and ready to beat up anyone who doubted his readiness.  

    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      I was glad to see the fire was still there. Hope his neck holds out. 

  17. Here's a feel good story for today. Man I love dogs.

     

     

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      yah thats heartbreaking when they get fearful and then territorial. Once you live with dogs you realize how smart they really are. My lab has more common sense than a lot of people I've met :lol:

    3. soosoodeff

      soosoodeff

      i love bitches tooo!!

    4. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      my dog is smart in an evil and rebellious way. I still love him to death, but man can he be a pain sometimes.

  18. Do you think that am I a paid poster? I was accused today of being a paid poster, a lackey for the corporate interests of the Canucks. What say you CDC?

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      I say you should make a poll and let us vote on it! ;)

       

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      S'all..I don't really believe what CNN are reporting about you.

  19. I think people still dislike Recchi not because he won a cup, its that he fed the wave of negativity towards Vancouver in 2011. If a BC guy is willing to dump on us, why not the NHL brass too? 

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      The guy called Pacioretty a faker after getting criminally assaulted.  Then he doesn't even have the class to handle winning with class, choosing to be a hypocrite and complain about our sportsmanship while excusing the antics of his scumbag teammates.

       

      The only time I want to hear Mark Recchi is before "got hit by a bus"..

    3. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      He was on 1040 this morning trashing the Canucks still?

    4. JM_

      JM_

      @Where's Wellwood it wasn't so much of a direct "trash" but he was saying if people were hanging on to it its not his problem and people here are only still upset by it because the team has been crappy since. Nice. So basically its the fans and teams fault he said something to piss us off. 

  20. good to see all the help mobilizing for the fires, it amazing how fast people in Canada respond to these things. 

  21. New low of scumbaggery for Botchford today, asking Dahlen if he think he and Pettersson are like the Sedins :picard:. What a tool. 

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    2. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      Better they collapse under pressure right away, rather than in the playoffs for 7 million each.

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      i did not intend my post to suggest they should be thrown to the wolves now

      just that the question is not completely offside but relatively fair

       

      S'all Good Man appears to be expressing a valid concern as well

      that these kids should not be thrown to the wolves before they have gained some more maturity

      expecting as kid of 18 or so to respond now to the pressures of playoff hockey is a bit ludicrous

      perhaps in 4 or 5 years, with better preparation, they will develop to be able to manage those expectations

    4. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      Botchford should write for Teen Beat or TMZ instead.

  22. I love that Juolevi is getting personal coaching from Salo. I really hope OJ can earn a spot this year. 

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    2. MJDDawg

      MJDDawg

      I love that he's gained 20 pounds in one year and is up to 200 pounds now.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Can Sami teach OJ the "Hammer of the Gods"? Be nice if he could transfer the secret to that slapper.

    4. JM_

      JM_

      @luckylager he could sure teach OJ how to tough one out though 

  23. Happy July 4th @SabreFan1!!!

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    1. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Thanks!  Our 250th B-Day is right around the corner!

       

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    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Have a great time!  Happy day to you.

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