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  1. What does a 'smaller' league entail? CPU teams, or control of multiple teams? Or entirely custom
  2. Carolina is interested in freeing up cap space meaning the following players are available: Jordan Staal 2020 1st Round Pick (#25) 2021 1st Round Pick Blake Comeau Jordan Martinook
  3. Glad to see (it seems) that the draft is held up for the weekend. Downtown NC was lit this weekend! With a severe case of Whiskey breath the Hurricanes select Cole Perfetti of the Saginaw Spirit. We would also like to dispel rumours of favouritism from his Saginaw GM, he owns those cars we swear.
  4. Carolina Hurricanes do not intend to re-sign: RD Trevor Van Reimsdyk C/RW Lucas Wallmark
  5. Head Coach Rod Brind'amour could be heard yelling through the tunnel, none of which ought to be written here. When asked about his raised voice in the press-game conference of Carolina's 6-3 game 7 win the coach made us aware that he was simply celebrating in French. Word on the street is Thomas Dundon plans to give Jerry Bettman a call. Dundon's links to the 'Ndreghata mafia in Sicily were entirely fabricated as this sentence was written. In other news, GM Gimmix is pleased to see his young team of stars SURGE together to defeat one of the most storied teams of the last decade! Trevor Van Reimsdyk will be called on to fill the large shoes of Calvin De Haan temporarily. Edit: Svechnikov has called out Ovechkin on Twitter, but the tweet was immediately removed.
  6. Carolina has sent out facsimiles to all NHL owners to no response. Please plug in your fax machines people!! This will instead serve as notice that Carolina's first round pick is available, in conjunction with a Charlotte prospect, for a non-physical, high-speed, high-talent Left Winger preferably with term but not necessarily.
  7. REPORT -AP December 4th, 2019 In the high-scoring 6-4 Knights Hurricanes post-game, Carolina's Head Coach found himself commenting on a question everyone in the Tar Heel State has been asking, what is Carolina doing with Petr Mrazek? Mrazek signed a 6.5 million dollar deal and was reportedly promised significant playing time. Yet to play a game, the prime-aged goaltender with something to prove has watched 36 year-old Curtis McElhinney of Sriracha sauce fortune fill the net with hundreds of saucy saves, leading the league in nearly every goaltending statistic, highlighted by seven shutouts. The coach had the following to say about the goaltending situation "Look, we believe strongly in [Petr's] ability, but Curt is the dirt to our growing roster this year and I don't intend to rob these young budding players of their Curtilizer." The General Manager looked displeased when asked about the Coach's remarks, but refused to comment. Mrazek's camp has expressed displeasure with the situation on twitter. With all of the disrupted soil in Carolina, it's tough to overlook the Hurricanes hot start lead by 19 year-old Andrei Svechnikov, the most successful 2018 pick yet. EDIT: Tonight's game was McElhinney's eighth shutout.
  8. Will we be able to know how these players played in their 2018 campaign? I'm finding it difficult to measure value without their most recent performance levels unless I'm to assume we've stepped into a Tardis.
  9. The Carolina Hurricanes do not intend to re-sign the following players: Saku Maenalanen Brock McGinn Greg McKegg Projected Lines 2019/2020: LW C RW Neiderreiter Aho* Teravainen Killorn Necas Svechnikov Ferland* Staal Gauthier Foegele Martinook LD RD Slavin Hamilton De Haan Pesce Bean Fleury* G Mrazek* McElhinney*
  10. Carolina Management would like to submit an apology as their DRAFT SPECIALIST was unfortunately pertinently required for an important consumption event and was unable to submit our draft choice.
  11. Carolina Hurricanes с 52-го общего слота хотел бы выбрать Ilya Mironov! @Vrienzy
  12. Looks like he's running a ZERO-TOLERANCE policy on homophobic slurs and had to move Morgan after a rough Monday nighter.
  13. Canes' Management would like to confirm that Carolina still retains the rights to Sebastion ANTERO Aho and that the fake news Sebastian JOHANNES Aho has moved on.
  14. With the 22nd overall pick the Carolina Hurricanes select, from the legendary pickling family, cousin to a 2014 Olympic Gold medalist, and a member of the US Development Program, Alex Vlasic! @Alain Vigneault